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#2250
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Jun 15 2011
Rating: 2
Bmoa (bat): Total of 999999952 experience spent on character [bat]: Pelend envies Bmoa. Tarken <bat>: So you fell short of your 20 year goal? Bmoa (bat): let's train tinning to 11% ! Bmoa (bat): Total of 1000000026 experience spent on character Tyril (bat): fail Ssmud [bat]: fail Tarken <bat>: fail Blackstar [bat]: fail Nuane (bat): fail Info: Bmoa fails.
#2302
Finnish
Submitted by: Ahvensurma
At: Oct 28 2012
Rating: 2
Derklare [suomi]: ajatelkaas anime-piirien tyttösiä - ne olisivat melkein järjestäään jotain teinejä. Ette kai te namusedät nyt halua niiden kanssa... MISSÄ ON LÄHIN ANIME-PIIRI
#2317
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: May 7 2013
Rating: 2
Shinarae tells you 'it might surprise you, but even mathematicians don't like boring stuff :P'
#2323
English
Submitted by: Blayke
At: Jun 3 2014
Rating: 2
Flay [nightlife+]: anything happening today? Xyloid (nightlife+): The slave that was brought in last week is still being insolent. I plan to leave him in the holding cell for another day before giving him food. His will is breaking slowly, and we all feel like he'll contribute in the mining center once we have him under control. The heat continues to be a concern as summer approaches, but the new well is almost dug and morale is high. The mosquitos in the evening a.. erm.. oh. did you mean here in BatMUD? Flay [nightlife+]: nah, wanted to know about the slaves Xyloid (nightlife+): I've said too much. Blayke {nightlife+}: that goes to mudquote Juggelo <nightlife+>: go on, please, this is strangely arousing.
#2324
English
Submitted by: Tyril
At: Dec 5 2014
Rating: 2
Darol tells you 'should probably go to store because tomorrow the shops are closed because of the annual handshake championships' You tell Darol (paramecium senate) 'i dont know if you're fucking with me'
#2326
English
Submitted by: Hair
At: Feb 5 2016
Rating: 2
Sloppy (sales): las t100 Urza [sales]: do you have a t800 or a t1000? I need a better quality Terminator Corto (sales): that souded like a reference towards dystopian future version of robot nuns Ggr <sales>: "pray with me if you want to live"
#2340
English
Submitted by: Div
At: Feb 1 2018
Rating: 2
[19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: Help! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: I'm petrified and dying! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: God, I was a good man! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: a Good Man! Comanche Native is a level 58 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Sep 06 18:41:05 2017 and he is 63d, 11h, 16min and 41s old. He has been on for 5h, 3min and 41s, idle 21s. He is a spawn currently. He is unconscious and bleeding from big wounds.
#2360
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Dec 21 2019
Rating: 2
Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor
#2364
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 31 2020
Rating: 2
[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up
#2370
English
Submitted by: Ganvar
At: Sep 25 2020
Rating: 2
Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole
#2398
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 16 2024
Rating: 2
Hair {sales}: Fresh alch ring. You're wrong, Taylor is the best! [Made by: Hair] labeled as [6swift_defence/1avoid/257k] (extra powerful) (glowing). 25k (sales): Zidane buries his face in his palms.
#2402
English
Submitted by: Beliah
At: Aug 17 2024
Rating: 2
[18:31]:Farliss (sales): reincs 10k. [18:32]:Beliah {sales}: reincs 10k without a dot [18:36]:Farliss (sales): so, inferior product then! [18:42]:Beliah {sales}: damn, my dotless reinc idea went bankrupt [18:42]:Broetchen {sales}: you mean pointless
#28
Finnish
Submitted by: Crysan
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 1
Ilidor [party]: valilla kiihotun kyl noista huone desceistä aika paljon
#60
English
Submitted by: Harle
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 1
Dreamr [fc+]: the worst things are men trying to figure out women Dreamr [fc+]: i men hell we dont' even know what we want
#73
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 1
Walor [party]: ma juoksen aina jonneki ocplle sc:lt aura paal .P Walor [party]: sit sanon et unohtu!:) Fobbis [party]: tahallaan? :) Walor [party]: ni :) Walor [party]: kivaa ku mika!:) Walor [party]: vaikee saada enaan mistaan huvitust katos ,)
#109
Finnish
Submitted by: Dangergirl
At: Jan 3 2004
Rating: 1
Mordac tells you 'oih! matrix peppupuhelin!' You emote to Mordac 'eyes you suspiciously.' You tell Mordac 'pitäiskö sun kertoo toi thematrixille?' Mordac tells you 'monica on matrixissa Persephone' You tell Mordac 'niiii =)' You tell Mordac 'mä jo säikähdin et sullon taas jotain mobilephonesexgadget sivui siel' Mordac tells you 'mullois yks usb dildo sivu'
#135
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Kiilgore tells you 'call me simple, but beer and cashews rock!'
#136
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Daria {party}: --> was moving to inside so i can idle better <--
#137
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Kiilgore tells you 'i sucked coren dry beofre he wizzed :P'
#151
English
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Jan 9 2004
Rating: 1
Cainita tells you 'i am a object man for the women,:D'