Shinarae tells you 'it might surprise you, but even mathematicians don't like boring stuff :P'

Flay [nightlife+]: anything happening today? Xyloid (nightlife+): The slave that was brought in last week is still being insolent. I plan to leave him in the holding cell for another day before giving him food. His will is breaking slowly, and we all feel like he'll contribute in the mining center once we have him under control. The heat continues to be a concern as summer approaches, but the new well is almost dug and morale is high. The mosquitos in the evening a.. erm.. oh. did you mean here in BatMUD? Flay [nightlife+]: nah, wanted to know about the slaves Xyloid (nightlife+): I've said too much. Blayke {nightlife+}: that goes to mudquote Juggelo <nightlife+>: go on, please, this is strangely arousing.

Darol tells you 'should probably go to store because tomorrow the shops are closed because of the annual handshake championships' You tell Darol (paramecium senate) 'i dont know if you're fucking with me'

Sloppy (sales): las t100 Urza [sales]: do you have a t800 or a t1000? I need a better quality Terminator Corto (sales): that souded like a reference towards dystopian future version of robot nuns Ggr <sales>: "pray with me if you want to live"

[19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: Help! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: I'm petrified and dying! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: God, I was a good man! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: a Good Man! Comanche Native is a level 58 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Sep 06 18:41:05 2017 and he is 63d, 11h, 16min and 41s old. He has been on for 5h, 3min and 41s, idle 21s. He is a spawn currently. He is unconscious and bleeding from big wounds.

Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor

[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up

Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole

Hair {sales}: Fresh alch ring. You're wrong, Taylor is the best! [Made by: Hair] labeled as [6swift_defence/1avoid/257k] (extra powerful) (glowing). 25k (sales): Zidane buries his face in his palms.

[18:31]:Farliss (sales): reincs 10k. [18:32]:Beliah {sales}: reincs 10k without a dot [18:36]:Farliss (sales): so, inferior product then! [18:42]:Beliah {sales}: damn, my dotless reinc idea went bankrupt [18:42]:Broetchen {sales}: you mean pointless

Ilidor [party]: valilla kiihotun kyl noista huone desceistä aika paljon

Dreamr [fc+]: the worst things are men trying to figure out women Dreamr [fc+]: i men hell we dont' even know what we want

Walor [party]: ma juoksen aina jonneki ocplle sc:lt aura paal .P Walor [party]: sit sanon et unohtu!:) Fobbis [party]: tahallaan? :) Walor [party]: ni :) Walor [party]: kivaa ku mika!:) Walor [party]: vaikee saada enaan mistaan huvitust katos ,)

Mordac tells you 'oih! matrix peppupuhelin!' You emote to Mordac 'eyes you suspiciously.' You tell Mordac 'pitäiskö sun kertoo toi thematrixille?' Mordac tells you 'monica on matrixissa Persephone' You tell Mordac 'niiii =)' You tell Mordac 'mä jo säikähdin et sullon taas jotain mobilephonesexgadget sivui siel' Mordac tells you 'mullois yks usb dildo sivu'

Kiilgore tells you 'call me simple, but beer and cashews rock!'

Daria {party}: --> was moving to inside so i can idle better <--

Kiilgore tells you 'i sucked coren dry beofre he wizzed :P'

Cainita tells you 'i am a object man for the women,:D'

Mendozino (nabster+): why i got so success with men? Elgarth : do you look girly? Sifredi : cause you seems a little-ugly-dirty girl Mendozino (nabster+): i'm handsome Mendozino (nabster+): and big penis Mendozino (nabster+): if i was girl, i didn't use underpants Mendozino (nabster+): i was the most popular girl in school ,p

Pargy tells you 'pitas kylla menna johonkinpiiloon' You tell Pargy 'piiloon' You tell Pargy 'pilluun sun pitais menna' Pargy tells you 'sekin kelpais'