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#316
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Feb 17 2004
Rating: 3
[13:43]:Moonglaze [newbie]: do other muds have the latest all new technology, PCs AND the amchine that goes BING? [13:43]:[newbie]: Moonglaze bings happily. [13:44]:Calmar the Helper [newbie]: we have cool and helpful newbie helper and nasty, depressed and evil highbies/wizzes/archs [13:45]:Moonglaze [newbie]: we do? [13:45]:[newbie]: Delveling chuckles politely. [13:45]:Pahvi <newbie>: i resent that, we are not evil or depressed, now feel my wrath!
#320
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tawno
At: Feb 18 2004
Rating: 3
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Themuhtrix.
#322
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Feb 18 2004
Rating: 3
Malarling <sopo+>: someone think up a name for a huge hairy spider Match [sopo+]: George Bush Match [sopo+]: if it's aggro
#326
Finnish
Submitted by: Demo
At: Feb 19 2004
Rating: 3
Rjak [zerg+]: gnoll, exprateboon, aamuyön bonusexpat, powerhour, joulun tuplaexpa, eikö tossa olis se perheen yhteisen joulun tuhoaja melko pitkälle
#333
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 3
(courtesy of Larppa) You tell Arkkihispax 'ring of inravision' Arkkihispax tells you 'siis onko se +dam?' You tell Arkkihispax 'no ei se on infra vision' Arkkihispax tells you 'eli :)' You tell Arkkihispax 'näkee pimeessä'
#335
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 3
Shasti tells you: 'Dinotest's head for just 32400 gold! It is a real bargain.
#342
Finnish
Submitted by: Wirah
At: Feb 22 2004
Rating: 3
Wirah party: voitha sä pistää sen jutun Wirah party: lisää hptä vähemmä sptä Wirah party: mikälie Jebu party: pistän tällasen jutun Jebu breaks up a mirror and chants 'peilikuvia ja lasinsirpaleita' 8 images of Jebu suddenly appear. Jebu party: enemmän jebuja vähemmän mielenterveyttä
#343
English
Submitted by: Naked
At: Feb 22 2004
Rating: 3
Ghost of Huppu [ghost]: raise :) Ghost of Huppu [ghost]: no raise? :( Ghost of Huppu [ghost]: paying 10k for raise Ghost of Huppu [ghost]: thanks greedy tarmas.. :P
#345
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 22 2004
Rating: 3
Mudax [saato+]: muistan kun kuhi tappoi joskus iidlaavaa damoglesta bb:ssä... summi ensin pallolla jonneki mettään missä piti nuotiota, sit siitä kävi tekemässä runeja niinko jonneki ekumonsulle :) Mudax [saato+]: ..nd:ssä damogles sit worras takasi linnaan :)
#356
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Feb 26 2004
Rating: 3
Scarn tells you 'never fails... everytime i get ~150k xp from exploring, i run into some huge monster that slaughters me' You emote to Scarn 'goes 'Heh' at you.' You tell Scarn 'then train at 140k!' Scarn tells you 'where were you 6 hours ago? :D'
#364
Unset Language
Submitted by: Murrough
At: Feb 28 2004
Rating: 3
Killing Gully dwarf leader.. Milk [party]: eiks menny vikkelää Milk [party]: pistetää mirrorit vaikka? Murrough [party]: :-: löysit gullin tosinopsaa :-: Milk [party]: concealed Murrough [party]: :-: sullon selkeesti kokemusta :-: Milk [party]: niin on, vanha gullin hakkaaja niinsanotusti
#366
English
Submitted by: Flirt
At: Feb 29 2004
Rating: 3
Krokodiili [party]: hmm, flirt is doing? Flirt [party]: ~> flirt is doing what? <~ Krokodiili [party]: yea, thats the question :)
#376
English
Submitted by: Hackop
At: Mar 5 2004
Rating: 3
Khonshu [chat]: ahh, winamp: making it possible for one tech geek to say "nice skin" to another in a crowded office without drawing odd looks.
#380
English
Submitted by: Logicus
At: Mar 7 2004
Rating: 3
You tell Phoenixlady (dead) 'Accept rais/ress/body if needed.' Phoenixlady tells you 'someone else has the honour :)' You tell Phoenixlady 'ah.. who would be so lucky? :/' You tell Phoenixlady 'you don't have to tell me, I'm just jealous they got a visit :/' Phoenixlady tells you 'next time I die Ill think of you :P'
#389
Finnish
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Mar 9 2004
Rating: 3
Info: Shinarae sent an article to inform. Calath [kirahvi+]: hyva informi =9 Calath [kirahvi+]: 30sec sisalla alkaa finilla MIIIIIIKSSSS!!!!! Calath [kirahvi+]: ai alko jo
#391
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 3
Great lion shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Tiger!'
#392
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 3
[16:38]:Puhuri [bat]: Some immort has really decided to stress for those of you who care i think the lion tamer's gay he's always hanging 'round the guy who swallows swords and the illustrated man just wants a taste of his whip and my but don't those elephants have big trunks how many events system can simultanously take [16:39]:[bat]: Puhuri note: remove that _test_ alias
#397
English
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 3
Cyberlahko [twilight+]: Calishite is DEAD, R.I.P. Cyberlahko [twilight+]: Rowan mutters angrily 'Stop being clumsy, Calishite!'
#404
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 3
Croesus [wanted]: youth scroll, this is your last chance ! Ins [wanted]: or yours? :(
#406
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: Mar 11 2004
Rating: 3
Jacen tells you '"you know you have no chance with a girl, when your graph;paper is not good enough for her"'