Hoppit [chat]: ase, you just don't get it Ase <chat>: even i dont like usa and its way it tries to capture all the world :) Ssmud [chat]: yo hoppity, go hop along Ssmud [chat]: no one cares what you have to say Dino <chat>: Haha those losers have ID tomorrow. I have been disliking them ever since I saw movie "independence day" Ssmud [chat]: go post it somewhere Dino <chat>: Only americans I like are ssmud and thematrix Dino <chat>: Actually I am not even sure if they are americans [chat]: Ssmud starts moshing with Dino.

Silvio shouts 'Val drowned in her own blood!' Kape tells you 'accept' Kape tells you 'oops :)' Kape tells you 'alias :D' Kape tells you 'accept' Kape tells you 'perkele :)' Kape tells you 'typotin unalias val :('

Banba [bat]: just curious, was the greek euro match a come from behind victory?

Welwood on the subject of porn: Welwood tells you 'it's like the olympics of sex, sure anyone can go out on their lawn and do a cartwheel but these people are doin fuckin triple lutzs' and shit' You tell Welwood 'That sounds awfully.. tiring.' Welwood tells you 'well good sex should be tiring, it's like war, people are screaming and flailing and getting hurt and becoming heros and shit. Sex rocks'

Glaurung [zerg+]: Instant mode: 2 Glaurung [zerg+]: Fast mode: 0.5 Glaurung [zerg+]: Normal mode: 0 Glaurung [zerg+]: Slow mode: -0.5 Glaurung [zerg+]: hyvät ratet!

Welwood chat: history shmistory, thanks to cfc's I can write my name...in cheese!

[22:44]:Blayke [wanted]: i use conditioner on the rough patches

Felder [party]: somehow a bit ironic that one with possible highest dex (and flying?) slips on stairs :)

Malicat [bat]: url http://www.xmission.com/~gastown/xanadu/ashstare.htm [ http://www.bat.org/u/pn ] Malicat [bat]: fuck Durand <bat>: that's one way to make baturls.

Parsin tells you 'this mob is both annoying as fuck and FUN' Parsin tells you 'im gonna CUM when yaboz dies' the mark of a true batmud leader and enthusiast:)

[20:38]:Zin <wiz>: use the source luke!

Zinko tells you 'en mina oo edes tienhyt etta shopeissa voi id'

(22:02) Kooper tells you 'if you smoked a bong, you wouldnt come up with a better name' (22:02) Kooper tells you 'put that in your plan!'

You tell Superlaama 'ihanaa, onko sul ollu porno muikkeli? =)' Superlaama tells you 'ei valitettavasti :(' You tell Superlaama 'Mun kun ottaa suihin ni lakana imeytyy perseeseen =(';Superlaama tells you 'ei vittu mitä juttua :)'

Nightfall tells you 'kotontota' Nightfall tells you 'vittut' Nightfall tells you 'mulle vatamaa syä' Nightfall tells you 'siis mulele varamaa söyötettii jtotais' Nightfall tells you 'enmibnä tiecä oon cueläki ihs sekasj' Nightfall tells you 'tell noctur toi sunm niimimi on vaiiikee krjottaaa' Nightfall tells you 'hää määä meen taas nuukukuu'

Rinner [newbie]: in real life your not dwarf even if you look like one..they call you midget =(

Ghost of Shar {party}: vitun retarded to kill grapplers without stuns with 4m! =)

Delveling [merchant]: if you dont fumble 1 in 3 things you know its a good day :) Ooga [merchant]: i almost never fumble any of my merch skills Ooga [merchant]: like once per month or so Delveling [merchant]: dont make us envious :) Delveling [merchant]: you dont play enough then :) Ooga [merchant]: i'm almost always on :P Delveling [merchant]: whats ur secret ? Ooga [merchant]: idle 24/7, and you never fail {merchant}: Puhuri worships Ooga the Sensei.

mine Ssmud [chat]: apperently, i have chipmunks, in my ass

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