Traveler [fool+]: this is just an over-glorified chat client anyway

Coren <bat>: i told you damn it, don't stick stuff in my orfices! Silea [bat]: aww, but you used to like it.

Conquer {bat}: i made a bong out of a pop can once and inhaled plastic

[23:27]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: ress plz [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: morphius i've been waiting for you for 45 min now [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: got from morphius [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: thank you [23:29]:Harle [ghost]: Morphius is a level 2 mortal of the Wolfman race. [23:29]:Shadowwar [ghost]: It was last on Sat Feb 26 12:12:31 2000 (4y, 62d, 10h, 17min and 1s ago). Morthius [ghost]: morthius

Blackstar [wanted]: does str effect mele damage? Blackstar is a level 55 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Mar 05 07:39:19 2003 and he is 92d, 16h, 24min and 50s old. He has been on for 1h, 47min and 7s, idle 12s. He has killed: Bloodlust, the self-proclaimed Giant.., 9860 exp Saruman the evil wizard is glaring a.., 94410 exp (party of 5) Web page: Captain of Gondor {Zero tollerance for assholes} Phone: Part of the Long Island mudding crew This player has a blog - last modified 11d, 22h, 15min and 16s ago. Plan: >I shall be telling this with a sigh >somewhere ages and ages hence: >two roads diverged in a wood, and I >I took the road less traveled by, >and that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost

Nips wanted: tiamat is ep eater no? Hannibal wanted: no Dutois wanted: omg noobie no Klar wanted: tiamat is player eater Hannibal wanted: did you eat paint chips as a kid, nips? Ggr wanted: haha Nips wanted: many

(21:44) Nerull grunts 'Kirini tells you 'sorry typo, tried to finger you.' Nerull {party}: gave me finger Nerull {party}: before that .)

You tell Jacen and Parsin 'I have a funny story about ky jelly and legos that I'll have to tell ya at campcon! :D' Parsin tells Jacen and you 'holy shit do i want to hear it :P' Jacen tells you 'doo it:D'

Garou campcon: I like to tuck my penis between my legs and pretend i'm a woman...

Gore <chat>: Which 'G' is the bestest archwizard on BatMUD? (Those who say 'Gront' will be zapped).

Ottie tells you 'gimme free reinc portal' You tell Ottie 'if you ever get a wish scroll, you can wish for a reinc portal that will make your reincs free in exp and cash' Ottie tells you 'really/' You tell Ottie 'I think you'd orgasm so hard you'd kill yourself' .@Ottie drools uncontrollably over you. .@Ottie says 'yes' to you.

Gilead [party]: NO LONGER WIND Night (party): hmm wind down? Milk [party]: ok we need new wind Strikerbum [party]: field gone Strikerbum [party]: lemme cere before going in Strikerbum [party]: only 60% spell Milk [party]: tup Milk [party]: tup Milk [party]: wtf i'm writing Night (party): tup :) Strikerbum [party]: heh Strikerbum [party]: tup indeed

Slith [party]: darn, phone Dogi (party): i could use aoa flex + phone Dogi (party): + hmm not phone Dogi (party): war :)

Malicat tells you 'I feel surprisingly better.' Malicat tells you 'I should go off more often.' You tell Malicat 'by go you mean get?' Malicat tells you 'what's "get off" mean? :/'

Malicat [bat]: sweden accepted Tyril - they cannot be too picky.

Baltzebub {fin}: mitas muita -qc kamoi o ku purple glovet,shin guardit ja mithrandir parry/dodge kilvet Foxbat [fin]: jotkut sothi hanskat ja panssarit tms? Gildron (fin): onks qc soth gloveissaki -qc! Shardik <fin>: jos ei ole niin laitetaan

Sirnight [newbie]: ive made my mind the next guild i join will be myfirst step to ridding a dragon and becoming a bat mud legond!!!! Shishi [newbie]: who doesn't want to be a legond Nezir [newbie]: might wanna brush up on your grammar before you becomea legend

Lythlandria [bat]: I don't know what a pavarotti is Lythlandria [bat]: sounds like a parrot ... Lythlandria [bat]: no biggie, I thought Soumi was japanese wrestlers Favorit :)

Runko staggers helplessly in pain and confusion. Listar straps Runko inducing a shock to the heart. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar slits slightly Runko causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar cuts Runko inducing a shock to the heart. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar blisters lightly Runko causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar drills Runko causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar misses Runko.

Female Duz says 'duz' Shar wails 'cunts.'