Download Game! Currently 74 players and visitors. Last logged in:IberiamsspOttomaticJumadanCharyb

Mud Quotes > Worst Quotes

#990
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Nov 27 2004
Rating: 3
Chesspiece [newbie]: which command i use when train axes? Being [newbie]: train axes
#995
Finnish
Submitted by: Calath
At: Nov 30 2004
Rating: 3
Mordac <kirahvi+>: kun vittumainen arkki pölisee itsekseen kanavalla niin onko se vaginamonologi?
#1006
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Dec 5 2004
Rating: 3
Ronald [party]: Fountain weighs 100000 kgs. ... Ronald [party]: tästä on juotu Ronald [party]: Fountain weighs 99991.7 kgs.
#1010
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beliah
At: Dec 7 2004
Rating: 3
Dalmair sales: belt of self awareness, mb. 55k Kheldor sales: is that the tweaks yer nose eq? Kheldor sales: idunno-highbies always tweak my nose to see my prots
#1014
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 9 2004
Rating: 3
[04:13]:Rekcedien [darkpact+]: my spider sense is tingling [04:13]:Zard [darkpact+]: get your finger out of your ear
#1016
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Dec 10 2004
Rating: 3
(05:44) Freld tells Lammas and you 'hmm' (05:44) Freld tells Lammas and you 'meile o tulos nelja 13vee tyttoo jatkoile' (05:44) Freld tells Lammas and you 'nyt iski synttari fiilarit' (05:44) Freld tells Lammas and you 'annan niile kovaa pakettia pehmeeseen'
#1036
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Dec 28 2004
Rating: 3
It was another quiet night on BATmud until Blackstar decided to open his mouth again. He spammed. People resisted and here was the latter part of the spam. [07:07]:Zard [bat]: im so baffled as to what the fuck is going on now, all i can think about is getting the chainsaw out of the shed and kissen everyone on the head with it [07:08]:Strikerbum [bat]: thats one of life's greatest questions enochian [07:08]:Blackstar [bat]: kissing [07:08]:Blackstar [bat]: not kissen [07:08]:Blackstar [bat]: help language english [07:08]:Zard [bat]: dont annoy me [07:08]:Yorkaturr [bat]: oh shut up already [07:09]:Strikerbum [bat]: help dont steal my fuckin created help file [07:09]:Blackstar [bat]: York take a stick of dynamyte light one end, and LODGE the other end in your ANUS ok? [07:09]:Zard [bat]: nah blackstar is a bit of a riot :) [07:09]:Blackstar [bat]: then if you live you can say something [07:09]:Strikerbum [bat]: HAHAHAHA [07:09]:Ssmud [bat]: hahaha [07:09]:Zard [bat]: would need one hell of a buttplug [07:09]:Strikerbum [bat]: that made me laugh a good amount
#1064
Unset Language
Submitted by: Frob
At: Jan 17 2005
Rating: 3
Kaz (chat): if u like olsen twins check this out, too bad it is a fake:) Skazz [chat]: thats one helluva fake tho :D Skazz [chat]: chat sure tricked my penis
#1068
Unset Language
Submitted by: Unreserved
At: Jan 18 2005
Rating: 3
Gunk tells you 'i mean seriously, weve been busting on dogi for like 4 years man' Gunk tells you 'and it was always funny'
#1070
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Jan 18 2005
Rating: 3
Lepso-Lauri [ee+]: sittese aina huutaa ÄLÄ VÄÄNNÄ VASTAAN KU MINÄ OHJAAN Lepso-Lauri [ee+]: tekee mieli huutaa ÄLÄ SINÄ OHJAA KU MINÄ AJAN
#1076
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Jan 21 2005
Rating: 3
[06:10]:[darkpact+]: Zard goes 'BAH!'. [06:21]:Zard [darkpact+]: fucking shit fuck can i please get stunne more often and critted more often please please, cause im just not getting enough [06:21]:Beanos [darkpact+]: I'm sure that could be arranged. [06:21]:Beanos [darkpact+]: forwarding request to Gore... [06:21]:Zard [darkpact+]: noooo dont do that [06:22]:Styxx (darkpact+): that what ya get for takin' the stunned and amazed bane... [06:22]:Zard [darkpact+]: the fuckyou bane :)
#1077
Unset Language
Submitted by: Rutaliator
At: Jan 21 2005
Rating: 3
Dangergirl [suomi]: oota ku tapan nää arkkivelhot Dangergirl [suomi]: katon sit
#1098
Unset Language
Submitted by: Reagent
At: Feb 4 2005
Rating: 3
Polimus [newbie]: in mist and dont know wher the hell i am
#1100
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Feb 4 2005
Rating: 3
Dangergirl [suomi]: no musta se oli ihan validi ongelma ku aikanaan kone heitti blue screen of deathia ja analyysi oli useemman tunnin jälkeen että verkkokortissa oli käsirasvaa
#1118
Finnish
Submitted by: Umbar
At: Feb 13 2005
Rating: 3
Aaa [reapers+]: ja joudun ivaloon sissiksi Bbb [reapers+]: taitas olla ens vuon uudestaa kutsunnat, mut meinasin et lykkäilen kyl kunnes valmistun Ccc (reapers+): ite olin laakintamies =) niiq nytteki taala Ddd [reapers+]: meitsi oli tulenjohtaja... koulutettu kenttätykistön tiedustelu-upseeriks... :P Eee [reapers+]: "armeijas olin lääkintämies ja hassuu ku irl oon kans tarma :)"
#1126
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dutois
At: Feb 22 2005
Rating: 3
(To make it fit, nomiculious quoted his guard room, which had lots of guards in it) Ssmud [party]: well ok Nomiculious [party]: bring it Ssmud [party]: i guess i wont go n Dutois [party]: i will fart on those guards and run away Nomiculious [party]: You can't Nomiculious [party]: they all black Dutois [party]: shiet Dutois [party]: lol Nomiculious [party]: block Ssmud [party]: they are black! Nomiculious [party]: and BLAK Dutois [party]: they are all black! Ssmud [party]: SHIT! Nomiculious [party]: LAFF Ssmud [party]: they got guns! Ssmud [party]: shit shit! Dutois [party]: they got knives! Nomiculious [party]: i'm cracking up in RL so bad
#1132
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lydd
At: Feb 27 2005
Rating: 3
[15:55]:Huppu (wanted): VITTU MEMBER FOR FOUL YABOZ JA WAINO [15:55]:Dangergirl [wanted]: does that mean you want a girl for your party, or..? [15:56]:Delveling {wanted}: gangbang [15:56]:Redcap [wanted]: tarma [15:56]:Umbar [wanted]: pms blaster
#1141
Unset Language
Submitted by: Runeaxe
At: Mar 4 2005
Rating: 3
Eronk [turku+]: 9 to 4 9 5
#1146
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Mar 8 2005
Rating: 3
Jumis [wanted]: summoning batcity
#1156
Unset Language
Submitted by: Div
At: Mar 17 2005
Rating: 3
Spica asks 'kai sä näät tän dempan letterit ku lataan ?' You quack 'joo.' Spica booms 'älä myy niit :).' Spica looks very happy. You quack 'äskeine oli "to'agmust'dai-ver'ypainf-ully".' Spica takes a look at his notebook. Spica scribbles something to his notebook. Spica booms 'ei toi kyll mun ole.' You laugh out loud.