Welwood on the subject of porn: Welwood tells you 'it's like the olympics of sex, sure anyone can go out on their lawn and do a cartwheel but these people are doin fuckin triple lutzs' and shit' You tell Welwood 'That sounds awfully.. tiring.' Welwood tells you 'well good sex should be tiring, it's like war, people are screaming and flailing and getting hurt and becoming heros and shit. Sex rocks'