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#1444
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Dec 7 2005
Rating: 3
(19:10) Dino tells you (Nazrix) 'I DEMAND ANSWER! WHERE IS MY BDAY PRESENT? AND WHY IS USA HAVING ILLEGAL PRISONER CAMPS IN EU!?' (Mon Dec 05 10:07:49 2005)
#1457
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beanos
At: Dec 19 2005
Rating: 3
Mikaiyla [darkpact+]: is robinhood dead? Robin Hood shouts 'Daerid no longer causes lag!' Mikaiyla [darkpact+]: ok that answers that
#1461
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dralith
At: Dec 23 2005
Rating: 3
[22:03]:Blacksmith [fc+]: waht is stupid, could be outlined quite lot clearer [22:03]:[fc+]: Nomiculious outlines Blacksmith.
#1487
English
Submitted by: Trandar
At: Jan 23 2006
Rating: 3
Hair [chat]: heh, i've got a cat (named by my microbiologist wife) T. Menta, stands for Trichophyton Mentagrophytes, a foot fungus and when it grows in a petri dish, it is white and fluffy (like the cat), but we ust call him Fluffy
#1489
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Jan 24 2006
Rating: 3
(16:27) Shinarae tells you 'but my code is bug-free!' (16:28) Shinarae tells you 'just poorly designed :P'
#1513
English
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Feb 16 2006
Rating: 3
Durand says 'Lydiah takes a torch and 10 gold coins.' Durand says 'You emote to Lydiah 'looks very sadly at you.'.' Durand says 'Bank transfer from Lydiah of 20.00 gold.'
#1520
Finnish
Submitted by: Freld
At: Feb 26 2006
Rating: 3
Blacksmith tells you 'mitäs vittua? eikö zombi o rebirth rotu?'
#1537
English
Submitted by: Merioli
At: Mar 10 2006
Rating: 3
[11:32]:Screwdriver [bat]: how manjy kg in a ton ? [11:32]:Being (bat): 1000... [11:32]:Juo (bat): 1000.. [11:32]:Screwdriver [bat]: Good [11:32]:Nuane (bat): ....... [11:32]:Juo (bat): whatkinda question was that :D [11:32]:Ruttuturpa [bat]: :DD [11:32]:Screwdriver [bat]: I dont work with tons
#1546
English
Submitted by: Mudax
At: Mar 23 2006
Rating: 3
Screwdriver [chat]: What the fuck animal is a crane ? A bird ? Alucard [chat]: Yes a crane is a bird. Alucard [chat]: Long legs, long neck, feeds on fishies, illegal to kill em. Screwdriver [chat]: Heh sounds liek they deserve t odie Vippy (chat): thats your gf thats why Alucard [chat]: Long legs, long neck, feeds on fish? Thats not a girlfriend my man, thats a lesbian.
#1554
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malacoda
At: Mar 27 2006
Rating: 3
Yggdrasil [sales]: 150k Yggrasil (sales): 150k Zard (sales): 170k Yggrasil (sales): oops wrong screen Nuane (sales): :D
#1555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kitsune
At: Mar 28 2006
Rating: 3
You tell Flirt (*semi-afk*) 'i cannot swallow' You tell Flirt (*semi-afk*) 'talking is hard because it's like a big ball is in the back of my throat' Flirt tells you 'and half the male population just sighed sadly when u said u cannot swallow :P'
#1558
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dangergirl
At: Mar 31 2006
Rating: 3
[02:28]:Dangergirl [suomi]: mä en nyt oikein ymmärrä. missä tapauksissa tietokantataulussa kannattais olla useampi avain? [02:28]:Dangergirl [suomi]: tuossa materiaalissa vaan kerrotaan että näin voi olla, mutta miks [02:28]:Nasu [suomi]: no mut jos joku tekis oikeesti hommia koneella niin se ei kyselis batin suomi channulla [02:29]:Dangergirl [suomi]: =(
#1559
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jacen
At: Mar 31 2006
Rating: 3
Sprite {campcon}: Crappy Assed Piece of Shit Accounting Program. Jacen [campcon]: yeah, fuck those fuckers in their stupid fucking asses!! Sprite pulls you aside and washes your mouth out with soap!
#1561
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Apr 1 2006
Rating: 3
Kitsune tells Tackle and you 'and i have to leave in 15 mins for work' Kitsune tells Tackle and you 'so if you have anything MEANINGFUL to say, say it :P' Durand tells Gore and you 'gore hates your freedom, nazrix' tell ** tackle wants to insert his penis into all of your holes, because, you are a slut, but a nice one, but don't let "roger" beat you anymore? You tell Gore (idle 6h, 2min and 31s) and Durand 'and tackle wants to insert his penis into all of your holes, because, you are a slut, but a nice one, but don't let "roger" beat you anymore?' Gore tells Durand and you 'what the hell?' Durand tells Gore and you 'oh really?' Gore tells Durand, Kitsune, Tackle and you 'April 1st or not, I don't want tells from you about sticking penises into holes, thank you very much.' Worse Mistell Ever
#1585
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beliah
At: May 7 2006
Rating: 3
Awed tells you 'jessus.. sain vaa hyvii tankkei! oisin tarvinu nyyppiä jotka ei itke ratesta! ajan soolona mielummi!'
#1591
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mithrand
At: May 13 2006
Rating: 3
Grimpold sings: 'Thar! Rauko! Mor! Ris-Rim! Fuin-Heru! GOR! Gurthgwath!n' Grimpold hits Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny and Bodor with his noituloves deathlore.
#1622
Unset Language
Submitted by: Artea
At: Jun 18 2006
Rating: 3
The demon says 'Beanos kills Mikaiyla gaining 373 points.' Mikaiyla Hibiki is a level 79 mortal of the Elf race. She was created Fri Nov 07 05:26:09 2003 and she is 272d, 4h, 8min and 4s old. She has been on for 10h, 45min and 39s, idle 20s. She has killed: a huge Venus flytrap, waiting for vi.., 21981 exp a high priestess of Esachen, protect.., 1256262 exp (party of 9) She is the spring leader of the Druids guild. Web page: Beanos proposed and I said YES! Phone: Tarmalen 30/30 Druids 30/30 Navs 4/5, Reincs and Inquiries Available Plan: > /\ ## /\ > ///\(..)/\\\ >----()--()--- Now engaged to my Guardian Angel, Beanos. In bloodbath nobody is safe!
#1635
Finnish
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Jul 17 2006
Rating: 3
Felder (suomi): hyvä esimerkki siitä miten homma toimi. Ostin cellyn datakaapelin puhelimeen ja etin sitten uusimpia ajureita sen kotisivulta. Saatanan sivusto on jonkun ekaa kertaa flashilla kikkailevan idiootin tekele; firman tuotteet kiersi animaationa ruudulla ja piti osua ja klikata oikeaa tuotetta, kun se sattui tulemaan ruudulle näkyviin. Jos missasit -> odota hetken aikaa, että tuote on taas näkyvissä.
#1644
Finnish
Submitted by: Freld
At: Jul 31 2006
Rating: 3
You tell Twomi 'sanos nettisivu mil voin kattoo lyhimmä reiti kaupungist a kaupunkii b' Twomi tells you 'ei hajuukaa, kerro mulleki jos semmone o' You tell Twomi (offline) '020202' You tell Twomi (offline) '.com vai fi kumpilie, sielo karttahaku jossa näkyy lyhin ajoreitti' Twomi tells you 'ah siis RL :) luulin et hait ingame cityjen juoksutriguja' Twomi tells you 'mullo joku teh w1z repu ni jengi tellaa mita ihmeellisempia queryja kuule' Twomi tells you 'ja tommone juoksutrigu webbisite on varmaa top3 kysymys'
#1660
English
Submitted by: Eraser
At: Aug 23 2006
Rating: 3
Alva [party]: doorbell afk Alva has been idle for 8m 57s. Entor (party): I bet alva's gay neighbour didnt just want sugar this time