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#1747
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Submitted by: Jeskko
At: Nov 30 2006
Rating: 3
Aceduck [newbie]: what was command for that stat thing, where u could see a players top kills etc... Freld [newbie]: finger ? Freld [newbie]: christ aceduck :D Robinhood [newbie]: wow :P Aceduck [newbie]: no, it hasd a list of the monsters they've killed the most Freld [newbie]: kerbholz? :P Aceduck [newbie]: ie, Robinhood has killed a fluffy bunny 206 times... Aceduck [newbie]: nah, there was a stat thing at one time, i guess they removed it :S Freld [newbie]: ah Freld [newbie]: its 'bat stats' Aceduck [bat]: stats Skazz [bat]: stats Freld [bat]: haha Saikou [bat]: stats Skazz [bat]: hehehe Aceduck [newbie]: lol Freld [bat]: gotcha :D
#1753
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Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Dec 15 2006
Rating: 3
(10:50) Zin kääks 'kirottu uus mappi.' (10:50) Zin kääks 'justku alko oppii missa siin vanhas oli juttuja.'
#1800
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Submitted by: Freld
At: Mar 11 2007
Rating: 3
<nightlife+>: Gore thinks Sprite has washed Blayke's filthy mouth with soap a few times too many.
#1802
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Submitted by: Xunisiih
At: Mar 13 2007
Rating: 3
Conquer (party): can we goto bank :) Ewige [party]: hit bank or dump in me so yer dodge dont suck Conquer (party): 90kgs of gold on me sucks Treynon (party): where the f is bank Ewige is the new leader of the party. Conquer (party): good questions Treynon (party): take us to bank Conquer (party): where is the bank Treynon (party): i dont know this city Ewige [party]: too many oldbies Ewige [party]: we need a n00b to find bank
#1808
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Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 13 2007
Rating: 3
Dino says 'I would need to go to toilet for sex.' Dino says 'SEC.' Dino says ':D.' Dino says 'OMg.'
#1815
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Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 26 2007
Rating: 3
[14:50]:Milk (bat): he's learned a new word 'ape' which he constantly uses [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: I love word ape [14:50]:Naran [bat]: thats cause you are one [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: naran will die [14:50]:Favorit <bat>: Naran will die - Nazrix will get removed. [14:50]:Grimpold (bat): die naran die!
#1862
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 23 2007
Rating: 3
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Zexyz. Tarken the Helper [newbie]: Zexyz? lol... Graft [newbie]: Maybe he wanted a name to capitalize on Scrabble points :)
#1863
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Submitted by: Acidia
At: Aug 27 2007
Rating: 3
Done the frog [wanted]: what spell prevent doing skills? Done the frog [wanted]: ah this :D
#1869
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 5 2007
Rating: 3
Darolin Jarkko korjaa: Serra tells Darol and you 'hei muuten, korjaappa mut jake. jain jumii spiritiksi' Serra tells Darol and you 'tai nosturi' Darol tells Serra and you 'jake? :D' Serra tells Darol and you 'eiks jarkko oo sun nimi?' Darol tells Serra and you 'mun nimi oli topi mut kai mä voin korjataki :D' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'topi ja tessu!' You tell Darol and Serra (dead) 'hyvin korjattu :DD' Darol tells Serra and you 'no kele :D' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'just.' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'antakaa raise...'
#1908
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Submitted by: Vijita
At: Dec 3 2007
Rating: 3
Presence (wanted): You are carrying -1.-2 kg of equipment Vijita [wanted]: thats no bug! Vijita [wanted]: youre carrying Blaykes penis! Presence (wanted): I lol'd.
#1961
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Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 7 2008
Rating: 3
vegetarians are funny people! Lampsa tells you 'nun who revisited..' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'L = Player leads the guild.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'E = Player is an elder nun.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'S = Player is a member of the Holy Synod.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'B = Player is the Master of the Holy Battlegrounds.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'O = Player is the saviour of the poor.'
#1966
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Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Apr 15 2008
Rating: 3
Elämäni vara-Larppana: (11:54) Zin tells you 'NEUROVERKKOJEN HIDALKO, SYMBIANIN ALISTAJA, MOBIILI-LINUXIN SELÄTTÄJÄ L.AHOLA' (11:54) Zin tells you 'no lotto! :D'
#1982
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Submitted by: Doot
At: Jun 27 2008
Rating: 3
Cannedheat tells you 'I've seen a bit of midget porn'
#2001
Finnish
Submitted by: Stargazer
At: Aug 7 2008
Rating: 3
[21:23]:Bone (lss+): pitiks sen olla kades ku rippaa? [21:23]:Nosunrise [lss+]: juu [21:23]:Zograh (lss+): soul ripperi? [21:24]:Nosunrise [lss+]: siinon pieni veivaaminen aina ja menee vaikeeks jos on combatis [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): eikai siin tarvi, vai oks tunettu [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: jep mut kova eq [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: pitää [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): no just :D [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: niin kauan pitää olla kädessä kunnes tulee messu [21:24]:Flora (lss+): kaikki on tunettu ja fukattu [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): 10% switch weapon ja tekee commandi ja typee 20 command [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: toiki on tunettu zoggu :P [21:25]:Zograh (lss+): hahahaha :D [21:25]:Zograh (lss+): vittu suikkais sama tie, vai seki kenties tunettu ? [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: switch weaponi on vähän tuskallisempi nykyisin [21:25]:Flora (lss+): mitä mä sanoin kato [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: suicca ei oo mahdollista [21:25]:Bone (lss+): ohase :D
#2005
Finnish
Submitted by: Kalkkis
At: Aug 20 2008
Rating: 3
Nuane {bat}: i bet Blacksmith would ARGH ENTTI POMPPAS DIMMISTÄ STOMPPAA FIRET MASKI PÄÄL MCDEMON KAINALOSSA POWERHOURIL if they removed noran's area too Nuane {bat}: _whine even
#2012
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Submitted by: Gurth
At: Sep 4 2008
Rating: 3
wizards can be helpful at times! (19:24) Darol tells you 'i don't know :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'maybe :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'something at least :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'it could be :)'
#2015
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 3 2008
Rating: 3
BatMUD-filosofiaa: [16:36]:Torc [fall+]: mitenhän sitä sit toimis jos kohtaa mustan aukon singulariteetin [16:36]:Kyo <fall+>: varmaan vetäis käteen
#2041
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Submitted by: Riistis
At: Jan 23 2009
Rating: 3
[15:39]:Munkki [sales]: what was max gem compass ? [15:39]:Starrlight (sales): 5 gem i belive [15:39]:Shar (sales): I've had a few 7 [15:39]:Calada {sales}: 7gem has eqmobs in it? :O [15:40]:Starrlight (sales): a 7 gem you need a fleet to bring it down? [15:40]:Dargund the spawn [sales]: 6 gem compass mb 20k [15:40]:Dutois (sales): 7gem is just class 6 i think [15:40]:(sales): Shar nods, 'Yep!'. [15:40]:Robinhood [sales]: 7gem takes you to shar's ship!
#2051
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Feb 19 2009
Rating: 3
Balthas (darkness+): mikä on toine nimi 'convent of white roselle'
#2060
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Submitted by: Brokus
At: Mar 19 2009
Rating: 3
Willi (twiddle+): You search your guide for notes on 'woman'. Willi (twiddle+): You find only a single note on that kind of creature. Willi (twiddle+): It is a mythical creature.