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#1644
Finnish
Submitted by: Freld
At: Jul 31 2006
Rating: 3
You tell Twomi 'sanos nettisivu mil voin kattoo lyhimmä reiti kaupungist a kaupunkii b' Twomi tells you 'ei hajuukaa, kerro mulleki jos semmone o' You tell Twomi (offline) '020202' You tell Twomi (offline) '.com vai fi kumpilie, sielo karttahaku jossa näkyy lyhin ajoreitti' Twomi tells you 'ah siis RL :) luulin et hait ingame cityjen juoksutriguja' Twomi tells you 'mullo joku teh w1z repu ni jengi tellaa mita ihmeellisempia queryja kuule' Twomi tells you 'ja tommone juoksutrigu webbisite on varmaa top3 kysymys'
#1660
English
Submitted by: Eraser
At: Aug 23 2006
Rating: 3
Alva [party]: doorbell afk Alva has been idle for 8m 57s. Entor (party): I bet alva's gay neighbour didnt just want sugar this time
#1747
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jeskko
At: Nov 30 2006
Rating: 3
Aceduck [newbie]: what was command for that stat thing, where u could see a players top kills etc... Freld [newbie]: finger ? Freld [newbie]: christ aceduck :D Robinhood [newbie]: wow :P Aceduck [newbie]: no, it hasd a list of the monsters they've killed the most Freld [newbie]: kerbholz? :P Aceduck [newbie]: ie, Robinhood has killed a fluffy bunny 206 times... Aceduck [newbie]: nah, there was a stat thing at one time, i guess they removed it :S Freld [newbie]: ah Freld [newbie]: its 'bat stats' Aceduck [bat]: stats Skazz [bat]: stats Freld [bat]: haha Saikou [bat]: stats Skazz [bat]: hehehe Aceduck [newbie]: lol Freld [bat]: gotcha :D
#1753
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Dec 15 2006
Rating: 3
(10:50) Zin kääks 'kirottu uus mappi.' (10:50) Zin kääks 'justku alko oppii missa siin vanhas oli juttuja.'
#1800
Unset Language
Submitted by: Freld
At: Mar 11 2007
Rating: 3
<nightlife+>: Gore thinks Sprite has washed Blayke's filthy mouth with soap a few times too many.
#1802
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xunisiih
At: Mar 13 2007
Rating: 3
Conquer (party): can we goto bank :) Ewige [party]: hit bank or dump in me so yer dodge dont suck Conquer (party): 90kgs of gold on me sucks Treynon (party): where the f is bank Ewige is the new leader of the party. Conquer (party): good questions Treynon (party): take us to bank Conquer (party): where is the bank Treynon (party): i dont know this city Ewige [party]: too many oldbies Ewige [party]: we need a n00b to find bank
#1808
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 13 2007
Rating: 3
Dino says 'I would need to go to toilet for sex.' Dino says 'SEC.' Dino says ':D.' Dino says 'OMg.'
#1815
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 26 2007
Rating: 3
[14:50]:Milk (bat): he's learned a new word 'ape' which he constantly uses [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: I love word ape [14:50]:Naran [bat]: thats cause you are one [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: naran will die [14:50]:Favorit <bat>: Naran will die - Nazrix will get removed. [14:50]:Grimpold (bat): die naran die!
#1862
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 23 2007
Rating: 3
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Zexyz. Tarken the Helper [newbie]: Zexyz? lol... Graft [newbie]: Maybe he wanted a name to capitalize on Scrabble points :)
#1863
Unset Language
Submitted by: Acidia
At: Aug 27 2007
Rating: 3
Done the frog [wanted]: what spell prevent doing skills? Done the frog [wanted]: ah this :D
#1869
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 5 2007
Rating: 3
Darolin Jarkko korjaa: Serra tells Darol and you 'hei muuten, korjaappa mut jake. jain jumii spiritiksi' Serra tells Darol and you 'tai nosturi' Darol tells Serra and you 'jake? :D' Serra tells Darol and you 'eiks jarkko oo sun nimi?' Darol tells Serra and you 'mun nimi oli topi mut kai mä voin korjataki :D' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'topi ja tessu!' You tell Darol and Serra (dead) 'hyvin korjattu :DD' Darol tells Serra and you 'no kele :D' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'just.' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'antakaa raise...'
#1908
Unset Language
Submitted by: Vijita
At: Dec 3 2007
Rating: 3
Presence (wanted): You are carrying -1.-2 kg of equipment Vijita [wanted]: thats no bug! Vijita [wanted]: youre carrying Blaykes penis! Presence (wanted): I lol'd.
#1961
Unset Language
Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 7 2008
Rating: 3
vegetarians are funny people! Lampsa tells you 'nun who revisited..' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'L = Player leads the guild.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'E = Player is an elder nun.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'S = Player is a member of the Holy Synod.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'B = Player is the Master of the Holy Battlegrounds.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'O = Player is the saviour of the poor.'
#1966
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Apr 15 2008
Rating: 3
Elämäni vara-Larppana: (11:54) Zin tells you 'NEUROVERKKOJEN HIDALKO, SYMBIANIN ALISTAJA, MOBIILI-LINUXIN SELÄTTÄJÄ L.AHOLA' (11:54) Zin tells you 'no lotto! :D'
#1982
Unset Language
Submitted by: Doot
At: Jun 27 2008
Rating: 3
Cannedheat tells you 'I've seen a bit of midget porn'
#2001
Finnish
Submitted by: Stargazer
At: Aug 7 2008
Rating: 3
[21:23]:Bone (lss+): pitiks sen olla kades ku rippaa? [21:23]:Nosunrise [lss+]: juu [21:23]:Zograh (lss+): soul ripperi? [21:24]:Nosunrise [lss+]: siinon pieni veivaaminen aina ja menee vaikeeks jos on combatis [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): eikai siin tarvi, vai oks tunettu [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: jep mut kova eq [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: pitää [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): no just :D [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: niin kauan pitää olla kädessä kunnes tulee messu [21:24]:Flora (lss+): kaikki on tunettu ja fukattu [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): 10% switch weapon ja tekee commandi ja typee 20 command [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: toiki on tunettu zoggu :P [21:25]:Zograh (lss+): hahahaha :D [21:25]:Zograh (lss+): vittu suikkais sama tie, vai seki kenties tunettu ? [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: switch weaponi on vähän tuskallisempi nykyisin [21:25]:Flora (lss+): mitä mä sanoin kato [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: suicca ei oo mahdollista [21:25]:Bone (lss+): ohase :D
#2005
Finnish
Submitted by: Kalkkis
At: Aug 20 2008
Rating: 3
Nuane {bat}: i bet Blacksmith would ARGH ENTTI POMPPAS DIMMISTÄ STOMPPAA FIRET MASKI PÄÄL MCDEMON KAINALOSSA POWERHOURIL if they removed noran's area too Nuane {bat}: _whine even
#2012
Unset Language
Submitted by: Gurth
At: Sep 4 2008
Rating: 3
wizards can be helpful at times! (19:24) Darol tells you 'i don't know :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'maybe :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'something at least :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'it could be :)'
#2015
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 3 2008
Rating: 3
BatMUD-filosofiaa: [16:36]:Torc [fall+]: mitenhän sitä sit toimis jos kohtaa mustan aukon singulariteetin [16:36]:Kyo <fall+>: varmaan vetäis käteen
#2041
Unset Language
Submitted by: Riistis
At: Jan 23 2009
Rating: 3
[15:39]:Munkki [sales]: what was max gem compass ? [15:39]:Starrlight (sales): 5 gem i belive [15:39]:Shar (sales): I've had a few 7 [15:39]:Calada {sales}: 7gem has eqmobs in it? :O [15:40]:Starrlight (sales): a 7 gem you need a fleet to bring it down? [15:40]:Dargund the spawn [sales]: 6 gem compass mb 20k [15:40]:Dutois (sales): 7gem is just class 6 i think [15:40]:(sales): Shar nods, 'Yep!'. [15:40]:Robinhood [sales]: 7gem takes you to shar's ship!