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#1961
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Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 7 2008
Rating: 3
vegetarians are funny people! Lampsa tells you 'nun who revisited..' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'L = Player leads the guild.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'E = Player is an elder nun.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'S = Player is a member of the Holy Synod.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'B = Player is the Master of the Holy Battlegrounds.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'O = Player is the saviour of the poor.'
#1966
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Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Apr 15 2008
Rating: 3
Elämäni vara-Larppana: (11:54) Zin tells you 'NEUROVERKKOJEN HIDALKO, SYMBIANIN ALISTAJA, MOBIILI-LINUXIN SELÄTTÄJÄ L.AHOLA' (11:54) Zin tells you 'no lotto! :D'
#1982
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Submitted by: Doot
At: Jun 27 2008
Rating: 3
Cannedheat tells you 'I've seen a bit of midget porn'
#2001
Finnish
Submitted by: Stargazer
At: Aug 7 2008
Rating: 3
[21:23]:Bone (lss+): pitiks sen olla kades ku rippaa? [21:23]:Nosunrise [lss+]: juu [21:23]:Zograh (lss+): soul ripperi? [21:24]:Nosunrise [lss+]: siinon pieni veivaaminen aina ja menee vaikeeks jos on combatis [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): eikai siin tarvi, vai oks tunettu [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: jep mut kova eq [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: pitää [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): no just :D [21:24]:Stargazer [lss+]: niin kauan pitää olla kädessä kunnes tulee messu [21:24]:Flora (lss+): kaikki on tunettu ja fukattu [21:24]:Zograh (lss+): 10% switch weapon ja tekee commandi ja typee 20 command [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: toiki on tunettu zoggu :P [21:25]:Zograh (lss+): hahahaha :D [21:25]:Zograh (lss+): vittu suikkais sama tie, vai seki kenties tunettu ? [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: switch weaponi on vähän tuskallisempi nykyisin [21:25]:Flora (lss+): mitä mä sanoin kato [21:25]:Stargazer [lss+]: suicca ei oo mahdollista [21:25]:Bone (lss+): ohase :D
#2005
Finnish
Submitted by: Kalkkis
At: Aug 20 2008
Rating: 3
Nuane {bat}: i bet Blacksmith would ARGH ENTTI POMPPAS DIMMISTÄ STOMPPAA FIRET MASKI PÄÄL MCDEMON KAINALOSSA POWERHOURIL if they removed noran's area too Nuane {bat}: _whine even
#2012
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Submitted by: Gurth
At: Sep 4 2008
Rating: 3
wizards can be helpful at times! (19:24) Darol tells you 'i don't know :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'maybe :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'something at least :)' (19:24) Darol tells you 'it could be :)'
#2015
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 3 2008
Rating: 3
BatMUD-filosofiaa: [16:36]:Torc [fall+]: mitenhän sitä sit toimis jos kohtaa mustan aukon singulariteetin [16:36]:Kyo <fall+>: varmaan vetäis käteen
#2041
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Submitted by: Riistis
At: Jan 23 2009
Rating: 3
[15:39]:Munkki [sales]: what was max gem compass ? [15:39]:Starrlight (sales): 5 gem i belive [15:39]:Shar (sales): I've had a few 7 [15:39]:Calada {sales}: 7gem has eqmobs in it? :O [15:40]:Starrlight (sales): a 7 gem you need a fleet to bring it down? [15:40]:Dargund the spawn [sales]: 6 gem compass mb 20k [15:40]:Dutois (sales): 7gem is just class 6 i think [15:40]:(sales): Shar nods, 'Yep!'. [15:40]:Robinhood [sales]: 7gem takes you to shar's ship!
#2051
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Feb 19 2009
Rating: 3
Balthas (darkness+): mikä on toine nimi 'convent of white roselle'
#2060
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Submitted by: Brokus
At: Mar 19 2009
Rating: 3
Willi (twiddle+): You search your guide for notes on 'woman'. Willi (twiddle+): You find only a single note on that kind of creature. Willi (twiddle+): It is a mythical creature.
#2061
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Submitted by: Favorit
At: Mar 20 2009
Rating: 3
xxx <wiz>: hmm, I think all new players should have nazrix on ignore by default. would help with player retention!
#2066
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Submitted by: Pelend
At: Apr 17 2009
Rating: 3
[17:37]:Tarken <wanted>: I have no triggers, #KILLALL when I immorted :/ [17:37]:Broetchen (wanted): wipe the evidence eh
#2074
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Submitted by: Ealoren
At: May 26 2009
Rating: 3
You are prepared to do the skill. You hold your dazzling Newbie Cross before Dralith and yell, 'HEATHEN! Faith in Las is your redemption!' Dralith shouts, 'I can see the Light. I will follow you, Sister Ealoren the christmas elf!' Dralith wields a double barrel shotgun in his right hand. Dralith eyes you suspiciously. Dralith aims his shotgun towards you! With cunning ease Dralith pulls the trigger. BANG! You feel excruciating pain as the shells enter your body with an enormous blast. That really HURT! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
#2093
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Jul 30 2009
Rating: 3
Gorgar [bat]: wtf i've been raped! You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good! Ulath <bat>: Thanks, Gorgar Ulath <bat>: I'll call you
#2094
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Aug 11 2009
Rating: 3
Info: Nazrix enters the game. Nazrix [bat]: FUCKING ROUTA SPAMS ME X10000 Juggelo awards Routa 1 points for completing 'Good Ideas' task.
#2104
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Submitted by: Laaban
At: Oct 27 2009
Rating: 3
[14:03]:Blayke {tunes}: abuse bags..hahah ...sounds like my wifes titties! [14:03]:Blayke {tunes}: I ABUSE EM [14:03]:Rigger [tunes]: I bet she loves em being called bags [14:04]:Blayke {tunes}: it doesnt matter if shes not on muahahah [14:04]:Laaban (tunes): mudquote material! [14:04]:Blayke {tunes}: DO NOT YOU DARE
#2122
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 24 2010
Rating: 3
Arska shouts 'Living was too easy! I want a tougher challenge!'
#2125
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Submitted by: Seed
At: Mar 19 2010
Rating: 3
[06:41]:Spunkster [newbie]: what's the fastest way to get experience points? [06:42]:Azura [newbie]: explore [06:42]:Malevolek [newbie]: ok, thank you. Hmm....
#2127
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dino
At: Apr 20 2010
Rating: 3
Tume tells you 'oon töis' Tume tells you 'illal vois kattoo treenie jälkee' Tume tells you 'kauhee kiire täs pääl' ... You tell Tume '"You tell Tume (fighting) "'
#2144
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Submitted by: Soulkeeper
At: Jul 25 2010
Rating: 3
Ghost of Zaurad [ghost]: OMG the annoying raven that's always on my shoulder followed me here! Ghost of Zaurad [ghost]: SOMEBODY LET ME OUT!