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#2060
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Submitted by: Brokus
At: Mar 19 2009
Rating: 3
Willi (twiddle+): You search your guide for notes on 'woman'. Willi (twiddle+): You find only a single note on that kind of creature. Willi (twiddle+): It is a mythical creature.
#2061
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Mar 20 2009
Rating: 3
xxx <wiz>: hmm, I think all new players should have nazrix on ignore by default. would help with player retention!
#2066
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Submitted by: Pelend
At: Apr 17 2009
Rating: 3
[17:37]:Tarken <wanted>: I have no triggers, #KILLALL when I immorted :/ [17:37]:Broetchen (wanted): wipe the evidence eh
#2074
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: May 26 2009
Rating: 3
You are prepared to do the skill. You hold your dazzling Newbie Cross before Dralith and yell, 'HEATHEN! Faith in Las is your redemption!' Dralith shouts, 'I can see the Light. I will follow you, Sister Ealoren the christmas elf!' Dralith wields a double barrel shotgun in his right hand. Dralith eyes you suspiciously. Dralith aims his shotgun towards you! With cunning ease Dralith pulls the trigger. BANG! You feel excruciating pain as the shells enter your body with an enormous blast. That really HURT! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
#2093
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Jul 30 2009
Rating: 3
Gorgar [bat]: wtf i've been raped! You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good! Ulath <bat>: Thanks, Gorgar Ulath <bat>: I'll call you
#2094
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Aug 11 2009
Rating: 3
Info: Nazrix enters the game. Nazrix [bat]: FUCKING ROUTA SPAMS ME X10000 Juggelo awards Routa 1 points for completing 'Good Ideas' task.
#2104
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Oct 27 2009
Rating: 3
[14:03]:Blayke {tunes}: abuse bags..hahah ...sounds like my wifes titties! [14:03]:Blayke {tunes}: I ABUSE EM [14:03]:Rigger [tunes]: I bet she loves em being called bags [14:04]:Blayke {tunes}: it doesnt matter if shes not on muahahah [14:04]:Laaban (tunes): mudquote material! [14:04]:Blayke {tunes}: DO NOT YOU DARE
#2122
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 24 2010
Rating: 3
Arska shouts 'Living was too easy! I want a tougher challenge!'
#2125
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Submitted by: Seed
At: Mar 19 2010
Rating: 3
[06:41]:Spunkster [newbie]: what's the fastest way to get experience points? [06:42]:Azura [newbie]: explore [06:42]:Malevolek [newbie]: ok, thank you. Hmm....
#2127
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dino
At: Apr 20 2010
Rating: 3
Tume tells you 'oon töis' Tume tells you 'illal vois kattoo treenie jälkee' Tume tells you 'kauhee kiire täs pääl' ... You tell Tume '"You tell Tume (fighting) "'
#2144
Unset Language
Submitted by: Soulkeeper
At: Jul 25 2010
Rating: 3
Ghost of Zaurad [ghost]: OMG the annoying raven that's always on my shoulder followed me here! Ghost of Zaurad [ghost]: SOMEBODY LET ME OUT!
#2205
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 3
Glaurung [wanted]: feel free to reloc if you are coming to skeep to see milk's performance Glaurung [wanted]: ofcourse, if you are a dairyfarmer, you can probably go see milk somewhere closer as well Kharadus (wanted): though the milk on the farm is probably less adept at doing performances Kharadus (wanted): so this is the place to be still Glaurung [wanted]: ahh, that remains to be seen Milk (wanted): wouldn't count on it Glaurung [wanted]: wonder if milk will be cream of the crop performancewise! Glaurung [wanted]: or whether it will just go sour Milk (wanted): depends on your preferences Glaurung [wanted]: please dont accidentaly summon milk away, he might get shaken Glaurung [wanted]: mebbe i should start selling tickets and milk it for all its worth! Glaurung [wanted]: damn im on a roll, the bad jokes and puns are neverending Milk (wanted): now who's giving a performance Glaurung [wanted]: hey im just warming up the crowd for you
#2243
Finnish
Submitted by: Acidia
At: Apr 27 2011
Rating: 3
Mazzon (suomi): Tietty se mitä olis hienoo päästä kokeileen ois äiti ja tytär yhtä aikaa Mazzon (suomi): Ei omat siis
#2255
Unset Language
Submitted by: Corto
At: Jul 2 2011
Rating: 3
Ghost of Fred [ghost]: ress Grael [ghost]: did i just kill someone by opening a trapped chest? Ghost of Fred [ghost]: yes [ghost]: Hemicuda thanks Grael heartily. Grael [ghost]: sorry bout that shouldnt have been invis :P Hemicuda [ghost]: no worries just keep doing what you are doing Grael [ghost]: on a plus side i guess u could say thats my first pk Grael [ghost]: also that was all for 1 single mowgle
#2325
Finnish
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Mar 3 2015
Rating: 3
[12:22]:Viitta (sales): tears of oxtoth mb 2m [12:22]:Viitta (sales): Shar tells you 'lopeta se paskahintojen floodaaminen sales searchiin!' damn! [12:23]:Viitta (sales): mullo triggerri et Shar *:*reinc* se alkaa pistaa salesille noit ja myös huutelee wantedil kilpii ja penduja 20megaan myyntii ja ja [12:23]:Viitta (sales): oho piti menna tellil =P [12:24]:Viitta (sales): sorry for finnish =P
#2328
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Sep 2 2016
Rating: 3
Lammas {sales}: 8wis cloak - 1.7kg without fw 1.5m Smash {sales}: how much for it with fw? Lammas {sales}: ask a merchant :o Aloysha (sales): probably something like 1.502m :) Lammas {sales}: i though fw took off more?)
#2374
English
Submitted by: Glauri
At: Jan 25 2021
Rating: 3
[10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): reanim, bell [10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): ONLY FOR THAT REANIM FFS!
#2402
English
Submitted by: Beliah
At: Aug 17 2024
Rating: 3
[18:31]:Farliss (sales): reincs 10k. [18:32]:Beliah {sales}: reincs 10k without a dot [18:36]:Farliss (sales): so, inferior product then! [18:42]:Beliah {sales}: damn, my dotless reinc idea went bankrupt [18:42]:Broetchen {sales}: you mean pointless
#36
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 4
Kragan [wanted]: what kinda damage makes the head explode violently? Sillma [wanted]: alcohol
#39
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 4
Steelheart (newbie): old zmud sucks Steelheart (newbie): believe me, i use it:) Steelheart (newbie): my couple bans are proof Devon [newbie]: couple of bans? Devon [newbie]: you had more than a couple of bans before I quit back in 97