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#2205
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 3
Glaurung [wanted]: feel free to reloc if you are coming to skeep to see milk's performance Glaurung [wanted]: ofcourse, if you are a dairyfarmer, you can probably go see milk somewhere closer as well Kharadus (wanted): though the milk on the farm is probably less adept at doing performances Kharadus (wanted): so this is the place to be still Glaurung [wanted]: ahh, that remains to be seen Milk (wanted): wouldn't count on it Glaurung [wanted]: wonder if milk will be cream of the crop performancewise! Glaurung [wanted]: or whether it will just go sour Milk (wanted): depends on your preferences Glaurung [wanted]: please dont accidentaly summon milk away, he might get shaken Glaurung [wanted]: mebbe i should start selling tickets and milk it for all its worth! Glaurung [wanted]: damn im on a roll, the bad jokes and puns are neverending Milk (wanted): now who's giving a performance Glaurung [wanted]: hey im just warming up the crowd for you
#2243
Finnish
Submitted by: Acidia
At: Apr 27 2011
Rating: 3
Mazzon (suomi): Tietty se mitä olis hienoo päästä kokeileen ois äiti ja tytär yhtä aikaa Mazzon (suomi): Ei omat siis
#2255
Unset Language
Submitted by: Corto
At: Jul 2 2011
Rating: 3
Ghost of Fred [ghost]: ress Grael [ghost]: did i just kill someone by opening a trapped chest? Ghost of Fred [ghost]: yes [ghost]: Hemicuda thanks Grael heartily. Grael [ghost]: sorry bout that shouldnt have been invis :P Hemicuda [ghost]: no worries just keep doing what you are doing Grael [ghost]: on a plus side i guess u could say thats my first pk Grael [ghost]: also that was all for 1 single mowgle
#2325
Finnish
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Mar 3 2015
Rating: 3
[12:22]:Viitta (sales): tears of oxtoth mb 2m [12:22]:Viitta (sales): Shar tells you 'lopeta se paskahintojen floodaaminen sales searchiin!' damn! [12:23]:Viitta (sales): mullo triggerri et Shar *:*reinc* se alkaa pistaa salesille noit ja myös huutelee wantedil kilpii ja penduja 20megaan myyntii ja ja [12:23]:Viitta (sales): oho piti menna tellil =P [12:24]:Viitta (sales): sorry for finnish =P
#2328
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Sep 2 2016
Rating: 3
Lammas {sales}: 8wis cloak - 1.7kg without fw 1.5m Smash {sales}: how much for it with fw? Lammas {sales}: ask a merchant :o Aloysha (sales): probably something like 1.502m :) Lammas {sales}: i though fw took off more?)
#2374
English
Submitted by: Glauri
At: Jan 25 2021
Rating: 3
[10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): reanim, bell [10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): ONLY FOR THAT REANIM FFS!
#36
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 4
Kragan [wanted]: what kinda damage makes the head explode violently? Sillma [wanted]: alcohol
#39
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 4
Steelheart (newbie): old zmud sucks Steelheart (newbie): believe me, i use it:) Steelheart (newbie): my couple bans are proof Devon [newbie]: couple of bans? Devon [newbie]: you had more than a couple of bans before I quit back in 97
#55
English
Submitted by: Kaz
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 4
Kronai tells you 'did i can summon you?'
#56
English
Submitted by: Dreamr
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 4
Jancsi [fishin+]: I'll go merchant only if merch's can cast... Jancsi [fishin+]: can they heal? have offensive spells? Melemkor <fishin+>: yep, heal armour, heal weapon... offensively they have fumble exchange money and fumble protect armour
#63
English
Submitted by: Arkkimedes
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 4
[03:04]:Dreamr [tarmalen]: femko rocks [03:04]:[tarmalen]: Femko blushes to a deep crimson. [03:04]:Dreamr [tarmalen]: but what can you say i mean she is a woman [03:05]:Dreamr [tarmalen]: ack ok maybe he is not but he rocks like one!
#75
Finnish
Submitted by: Calath
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 4
Sai tells you 'karkasin intist' Sai tells you 'WHIPIII'
#92
Finnish
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 4
Ganja [hardware+]: muah ostin kerran kännipäissäni nxt sound paxit ja nyt tossa kasasin ne, pakko uskoa pahvilaatikko soi ihan kivasti <hardware+>: Pahvi laatikko soi ihan paskasti
#95
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 4
Jaael tells Shaolin, Gilly and you 'raukka parkaa.. tiiatko, oon yrittanyt salata tata sulta pitkaan..' Jaael tells Shaolin, Gilly and you 'mut on olemassa sellainen juttu kuin rl' You tell Shaolin, Gilly and Jaael 'miten se toimii ?' Jaael tells Shaolin, Gilly and you 'tiian et taa tulee shokkina mut.. sun on vaan pakko sopeutua' Jaael tells Shaolin, Gilly and you 'no buginen juttuhan se on.. koodi on keskimaarin paskaa' Jaael tells Shaolin, Gilly and you 'mut aina valilla loytyy kivoja abusettavia juttuja' Gilly tells Shaolin, Jaael and you 'ihan hirveä tarina =~(' Jaael tells Shaolin, Gilly and you 'ack, ehkei mun ois pitanyt kertoa :('
#98
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 4
Dachante tells you 'ite pitäs tehä tinmanibarbi' Dachante tells you 'se on kova' Dachante tells you 'mite nii se ei pelitä?' Dachante tells you '(miksi kysyn tollasta 12levelin hepulta)'
#107
English
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 4
Barbossa [newbie]: thanks guys .. I'm such a B Dumbass :-) Froggy [ghost]: newbie No you're not... just a newb Froggy [ghost]: fuck. I'm the newb now. Shalle [ghost]: heh
#118
Finnish
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Jan 5 2004
Rating: 4
Teppo [party]: käyn vessassa Teppo [party]: jos osaan kun ei oo memissä
#131
Finnish
Submitted by: Grizzt
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 4
[18:43]:Larppa [ee+]: yks sekobie oli nakannu pikkuvelijään keihäällä silimään ja nauranu ja röhissy että taktinen frans kato [18:43]:Larppa [ee+]: semmosta porukkaa tääl ruukis o [18:44]:Larppa [ee+]: sit yks tyyppi oli syöny karvasia mandariinejä ladan takakontista ja sanonu että vähämauttomia [18:44]:Larppa [ee+]: tais muutes olla sama tyyppi :D [18:44]:Larppa [ee+]: sit terhon rape sano että ossaatteko pojat punnertaa yhellä käjellä?! rape ossaa punnertaa yhellä käellä vaikka o kännisä! [18:45]:Larppa [ee+]: me naurettii iha hysteerisenä
#164
English
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Jan 11 2004
Rating: 4
Garou [warrior+]: I'd do eq if I wasn't a gnoll
#166
English
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Jan 12 2004
Rating: 4
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For: BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!! After careful scientific and statistical studies were made, it was decided seers would study the toe nails of a rat and divine the true winner. After careful study and much bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be Gotrek!!!!! Gotrek (party): training