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#425
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Mar 19 2004
Rating: 4
[13:08]:Hadji {sales}: tiger moccains(names:Caitline, Toudi, Kyo, Flab, Dandy, Mithrand, Kharadus,Belanthor) for trade to spr/int stuff [13:08]:Diego [sales]: how bout keepin sales channel for SALES
#454
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 27 2004
Rating: 4
<mecha-> se on muuten aika paska kun platiniumia ei voi tallettaa pankkiin :P <mecha-> joku bugi <arMatti> miksei voisi tallettaa <mecha-> arMatti no kokeiles mennä pankkiin ja deposit platinium <mecha-> se ei tunnista sitä rahaksi <arMatti> mecha-, eh <arMatti> ehkä koska se kirjoitetaan platinum
#455
Unset Language
Submitted by: Night
At: Mar 27 2004
Rating: 4
Darol tells you 'pahinta spellifaileissa on se että monesti syö sipsejä tai jotain muuta rasvasta ja kun failaa spellin niin joutuu rasvasin käsin castii sen spellin uusiks ku ei aikasemmin toiminukaa'
#463
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Mar 31 2004
Rating: 4
Cedryk [chat]: You spank Bored prostitute. Cedryk [chat]: love this game Silea [chat]: if she's still bored, you're doing it wrong.
#493
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 5 2004
Rating: 4
Machaon says 'hmm. there's a HP PS-RISC machine on sale at huuto.net.' Machaon says '99MHz PA-RISC.' Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Durand here! You gasp in astonishment. Durand says 'ACK.' Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Durand away! You blink and go Woah! Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Durand here! Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Durand away! You ack. Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Durand here! You are absolutely stunned and amazed and can only say 'Wow...'. Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Durand away! Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Durand here! Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Durand away! Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Durand here! You laugh at Durand's terrible link. Durand says 'machaon triggered a bug in my client :(.' Sciurine exclaims 'break him again!' Sciurine exclaims 'encore!'
#515
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 10 2004
Rating: 4
(09:51) Jacen tells you 'u wish' (09:51) Jacen tells you 'FUCK YTOU IUNETERCEPTING TELLS' (09:55) Jacen tells you 'i dint, i had to owokr wed night' (09:55) Jacen tells you 'FUCKER RAMJHETT I WILL KILL YOU'
#520
English
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Apr 12 2004
Rating: 4
(08:19) Wipo quacks 'you should kill me, Strikerbum.' (08:19) Wipo quacks 'I just tried to get to the white king at chessboard so I could summon you there. (08:19) Wipo quacks 'but the door was locked.' (08:20) Wipo quacks 'nothing so bad with that when you got no exp.' (08:20) Wipo quacks 'allow me to demonstrate.' Wipo attacks you! You score a CRITICAL hit! Grinning diabolically you cruelly tatter Wipo making the head explode from a MASSIVE acid blast. Wipo lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood. Wipo suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless. Wipo is DEAD, R.I.P. Wipo's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
#526
Unset Language
Submitted by: Walciz
At: Apr 13 2004
Rating: 4
Walciz reports: Hp: 331 (1194) Sp: 21 (21) Ep: 376 (404). Hulk is noticeably hurt. Hulk is in bad shape. Smoking report: Hulk SHUDDERS to Acid Smoking leaves up. Klerris leaves up. Klerris party: shit wasn't watching Walciz party: a-hah! Klerris party: er, I mean LAG!
#529
Unset Language
Submitted by: Umbar
At: Apr 13 2004
Rating: 4
Vodka Rocks roars victoriously as Night dies shamefully!
#536
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 4
Jayarejay [bat]: I dunno. Maybe (being the utter and complete c hb HNG that I am), being snooped bu a hot, sexy, desirable, utterly delicious fembabe wizard (assuming Dragoness is one such) isn't such a bad thing after all?
#545
Finnish
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Apr 17 2004
Rating: 4
Laaban's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Calath the member of Catfolk actually the member of Matlo #1 Crusifer tells you 'mita tolta saa'
#552
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 4
Fizzl <vsa+>: no on tääki. vaimoke aina haukkuu ko tylsästi seksiä harjotetaan vain sängyssä. ny ku sit se tuos perse pystyssä touhas jotain lattialla ja meinasin hyökätä kimppuun nii kommentoi notta äoota ny, pian mennää nukkumaan'
#577
English
Submitted by: Naked
At: May 3 2004
Rating: 4
Femko tells Henri and you 'get the hell out of naked he is mine to harrass'
#578
English
Submitted by: Gorge
At: May 4 2004
Rating: 4
Silea [campcon]: i'm allergic to walmart.
#612
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: May 25 2004
Rating: 4
Mazzon bat: I hereby promise to blow the mortal who without immort assistance tames tiamat
#621
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: May 27 2004
Rating: 4
Nightwatch [wanted]: i have a question.... how do I get the http 404 error code about the weapons of mass destruction??? Yarthetiger [wanted]: i think there's a link on the sign at the ochimo portal Yarthetiger [wanted]: http://www.bat.org/~jfine/batmud/realms/ochimos.html [ http://www.bat.org/u/XK ] Gotta love the noobs :)
#639
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jun 5 2004
Rating: 4
Torulf [wanted]: explore paying 1k pertulio room...got 3k total...so 3 rooms is good [wanted]: Pertulio whacks Torulf with a large, slimy salmon. Torulf tells you 'why do i say pertulio for "per"' Torulf tells you ':)' You tell Torulf 'alias per' You tell Torulf 'unalias per ?:P' Torulf tells you 'per' Torulf tells you 'whee! :D' Well well, cheers:)
#690
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Jun 26 2004
Rating: 4
Nina tells you 'im so drnk Nina tells you 'never go out with acrhwizards' You tell Nina 'bwahaha, why not?' Nina tells you 'theyre mean, they get you drunk and they are alway sright' You tell Nina 'hahahaha' Nina tells you 'went put with tomba ans zin' You tell Nina 'that must have been fun :)' Nina tells you 'no im going to pass out'
#693
Unset Language
Submitted by: Shinarae
At: Jun 30 2004
Rating: 4
Len tells you 'You bastard... Here we go, exploring your area, then idle debating to kill this thing, considering, and then it quakes.' Len tells you 'I'll find a way to get even with you. No idea how, or what it could involve, but I'll find a way...' Len tells you 'It was good xp, though :-)'
#704
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Jul 5 2004
Rating: 4
Balthas tells you 'miks sun sulut on vihreellä' Balthas Suklaajänis is a level 90 mortal of the Thrikhren race.