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#515
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 10 2004
Rating: 4
(09:51) Jacen tells you 'u wish' (09:51) Jacen tells you 'FUCK YTOU IUNETERCEPTING TELLS' (09:55) Jacen tells you 'i dint, i had to owokr wed night' (09:55) Jacen tells you 'FUCKER RAMJHETT I WILL KILL YOU'
#520
English
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Apr 12 2004
Rating: 4
(08:19) Wipo quacks 'you should kill me, Strikerbum.' (08:19) Wipo quacks 'I just tried to get to the white king at chessboard so I could summon you there. (08:19) Wipo quacks 'but the door was locked.' (08:20) Wipo quacks 'nothing so bad with that when you got no exp.' (08:20) Wipo quacks 'allow me to demonstrate.' Wipo attacks you! You score a CRITICAL hit! Grinning diabolically you cruelly tatter Wipo making the head explode from a MASSIVE acid blast. Wipo lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood. Wipo suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless. Wipo is DEAD, R.I.P. Wipo's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
#526
Unset Language
Submitted by: Walciz
At: Apr 13 2004
Rating: 4
Walciz reports: Hp: 331 (1194) Sp: 21 (21) Ep: 376 (404). Hulk is noticeably hurt. Hulk is in bad shape. Smoking report: Hulk SHUDDERS to Acid Smoking leaves up. Klerris leaves up. Klerris party: shit wasn't watching Walciz party: a-hah! Klerris party: er, I mean LAG!
#529
Unset Language
Submitted by: Umbar
At: Apr 13 2004
Rating: 4
Vodka Rocks roars victoriously as Night dies shamefully!
#536
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 4
Jayarejay [bat]: I dunno. Maybe (being the utter and complete c hb HNG that I am), being snooped bu a hot, sexy, desirable, utterly delicious fembabe wizard (assuming Dragoness is one such) isn't such a bad thing after all?
#545
Finnish
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Apr 17 2004
Rating: 4
Laaban's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Calath the member of Catfolk actually the member of Matlo #1 Crusifer tells you 'mita tolta saa'
#552
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 4
Fizzl <vsa+>: no on tääki. vaimoke aina haukkuu ko tylsästi seksiä harjotetaan vain sängyssä. ny ku sit se tuos perse pystyssä touhas jotain lattialla ja meinasin hyökätä kimppuun nii kommentoi notta äoota ny, pian mennää nukkumaan'
#577
English
Submitted by: Naked
At: May 3 2004
Rating: 4
Femko tells Henri and you 'get the hell out of naked he is mine to harrass'
#578
English
Submitted by: Gorge
At: May 4 2004
Rating: 4
Silea [campcon]: i'm allergic to walmart.
#612
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: May 25 2004
Rating: 4
Mazzon bat: I hereby promise to blow the mortal who without immort assistance tames tiamat
#621
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: May 27 2004
Rating: 4
Nightwatch [wanted]: i have a question.... how do I get the http 404 error code about the weapons of mass destruction??? Yarthetiger [wanted]: i think there's a link on the sign at the ochimo portal Yarthetiger [wanted]: http://www.bat.org/~jfine/batmud/realms/ochimos.html [ http://www.bat.org/u/XK ] Gotta love the noobs :)
#639
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jun 5 2004
Rating: 4
Torulf [wanted]: explore paying 1k pertulio room...got 3k total...so 3 rooms is good [wanted]: Pertulio whacks Torulf with a large, slimy salmon. Torulf tells you 'why do i say pertulio for "per"' Torulf tells you ':)' You tell Torulf 'alias per' You tell Torulf 'unalias per ?:P' Torulf tells you 'per' Torulf tells you 'whee! :D' Well well, cheers:)
#690
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Jun 26 2004
Rating: 4
Nina tells you 'im so drnk Nina tells you 'never go out with acrhwizards' You tell Nina 'bwahaha, why not?' Nina tells you 'theyre mean, they get you drunk and they are alway sright' You tell Nina 'hahahaha' Nina tells you 'went put with tomba ans zin' You tell Nina 'that must have been fun :)' Nina tells you 'no im going to pass out'
#693
Unset Language
Submitted by: Shinarae
At: Jun 30 2004
Rating: 4
Len tells you 'You bastard... Here we go, exploring your area, then idle debating to kill this thing, considering, and then it quakes.' Len tells you 'I'll find a way to get even with you. No idea how, or what it could involve, but I'll find a way...' Len tells you 'It was good xp, though :-)'
#704
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Jul 5 2004
Rating: 4
Balthas tells you 'miks sun sulut on vihreellä' Balthas Suklaajänis is a level 90 mortal of the Thrikhren race.
#710
Unset Language
Submitted by: Harle
At: Jul 9 2004
Rating: 4
[wanted]: Harle thinks this appears to be the work of either Zinnu, or Satan. Glaurung the ultra-orthodox nun [wanted]: same difference
#757
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Jul 24 2004
Rating: 4
Zarquan tells you 'You're like my cat, bringing me the head of things she's killed as a sign of affection.'
#805
English
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Aug 17 2004
Rating: 4
Harle [sales]: chests break? Harle Kallisti is a level 73 mortal of the Elf race. She was created Sat Sep 09 22:57:19 2000 and she is 1y, 294d, 17h, 16min and 3s old.
#817
Finnish
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Aug 26 2004
Rating: 4
Laaban (zerg+): katellaan just alienkakkosta!
#828
English
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Aug 30 2004
Rating: 4
Sam [wanted]: 3 tanks,tarma and 2 blasterss for neeba eq Sam Fisher is a level 20 mortal of the Brownie race. She was created Tue Aug 24 01:13:05 2004 and she is 12h, 47min and 41s old.