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#710
Unset Language
Submitted by: Harle
At: Jul 9 2004
Rating: 4
[wanted]: Harle thinks this appears to be the work of either Zinnu, or Satan. Glaurung the ultra-orthodox nun [wanted]: same difference
#757
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Jul 24 2004
Rating: 4
Zarquan tells you 'You're like my cat, bringing me the head of things she's killed as a sign of affection.'
#805
English
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Aug 17 2004
Rating: 4
Harle [sales]: chests break? Harle Kallisti is a level 73 mortal of the Elf race. She was created Sat Sep 09 22:57:19 2000 and she is 1y, 294d, 17h, 16min and 3s old.
#817
Finnish
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Aug 26 2004
Rating: 4
Laaban (zerg+): katellaan just alienkakkosta!
#828
English
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Aug 30 2004
Rating: 4
Sam [wanted]: 3 tanks,tarma and 2 blasterss for neeba eq Sam Fisher is a level 20 mortal of the Brownie race. She was created Tue Aug 24 01:13:05 2004 and she is 12h, 47min and 41s old.
#865
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Sep 15 2004
Rating: 4
Eronk [party]: luin demin foorumia Eronk [party]: tytöt puhu pimppikavojen sheivaamisesta Eronk [party]: "kolmio on paras" Eronk [party]: sit vitun huippuväläys Eronk [party]: "tuleeks se kärki ylös vai alas?" Andthi [party]: mikäs ois munakarvoille? Eronk [party]: tipahdan Cilwand [party]: ylos :D Eronk [party]: vittu ku en pysy tuolilla
#880
Unset Language
Submitted by: Braxx
At: Sep 20 2004
Rating: 4
p' Full SPs
#898
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Sep 27 2004
Rating: 4
10:04 <krnlpanik> holy crap, ive failed 5 fires in a row so far 10:04 <krnlpanik> and now i get extra special techniques 10:04 <pyggins> I experienced something similar this morning. 10:05 <pyggins> but it was 3 failures 10:05 <krnlpanik> me thinks the moon is against us 10:06 <Beanos> silly nomads. Moons are for spellcasters!
#913
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Oct 6 2004
Rating: 4
Marrow tells you 'voiks sa ny pitaa jonku nimen? sekotat iha taysi' Marrow tells you 'noitatohtorithiaminkimvaisjne' Marrow tells you 'hmm joku unohtu viel' You tell Marrow 'Kimvais -> Noitatohtori -> Thiamin -> Kimvais' You tell Marrow 'tällä menolla mä vaihdan nimen kakkosbirthissä Noitatohtoriks vuonna 2013 =)' You tell Marrow 'ja kato kuka puhuu, mikäs sun entinen nimi oli! =)' Marrow tells you 'force' Marrow tells you 'amullah-force-marrow-force-marrow'
#919
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tyr
At: Oct 11 2004
Rating: 4
You are done with the chant. You utter the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' Jayarejay disappears into thick air. Jayarejay tells you 'Can I ask what that was all about?' You tell Jayarejay 'i did it for the drugs!' Jayarejay tells you 'Excuse me?' You tell Jayarejay 'the drugs!' Jayarejay tells you 'I have no effing idea WTF you are talking about.'
#920
Unset Language
Submitted by: Orthanc
At: Oct 11 2004
Rating: 4
[16:50]:DICKTAATTORI (fall+): miten blondi asioi tp shopis? [16:50]:DICKTAATTORI (fall+): myy 8, ostaa yhen [16:50]:(fall+): DICKTAATTORI HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
#924
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Oct 14 2004
Rating: 4
Dangergirl [kinky+]: if i was a pubic wig, i would vote for bush
#933
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Oct 17 2004
Rating: 4
[10:02]:Xortan [wanted]: w:for the person that cast some barrier near lorenchia causing me to run in ocean and die to kiss my ass and then go fuck a dead moose [10:02]:Broetchen {wanted}: that was me
#936
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Oct 19 2004
Rating: 4
Poltergeist shouts 'That'll teach Poe to mess with ME!'
#947
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Oct 23 2004
Rating: 4
[06:29]:Mazzon [bs]: BAD Coke dispenser! Bad nihilist stuckup asshole of a shitty machine! BAD! FUCKING NIHILIST PIECE OF SHIT! DAMN YOU TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL, WHERE YOUR ROTTEN BLACK SOUL SHALL BE TORMENTED FOREVER! Fuck! Peace out. [06:29]:Steelheart (bs): off the drugs man
#949
Unset Language
Submitted by: Eronk
At: Oct 23 2004
Rating: 4
Dazzt [zerg+]: [14:17]:Solid [wanted]: merchant fw+prots Dazzt [zerg+]: Heitin tolle fw:t ja protit ja laskutin, sain rahat Dazzt [zerg+]: (14:32) Solid tells you 'mikä se fw on muute?'
#950
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Oct 24 2004
Rating: 4
Freld tells Kitania, Kooper and you 'kooper can buttfuck me while i pump mali and lick kitania'
#958
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Nov 1 2004
Rating: 4
Glaurung @hcbat [chat]: "strike me down but i shall only grow more powerful!"! Kratos [chat]: not in hcbat you won't
#967
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Nov 7 2004
Rating: 4
Shinarae <wiz>: but yeah, if we get a "generic" typo that says "this item has a typo" not much to do other than flog the mortal to death Shinarae <wiz>: I mean, um, ask him to be more specific.
#974
Finnish
Submitted by: Flora
At: Nov 11 2004
Rating: 4
Darol tells you 'täs yks päivä muuten mietin että jos ois viivoittimien maa ja siellä ois hallitsija joka hallitsee sääntöjä niin se ois englanniks: Ruler Ruler rules rules! :D'