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#1400
Unset Language
Submitted by: Juo
At: Oct 30 2005
Rating: 4
Kohothegreat tells you 'There is a horrible crashing sound and a flurry of sparks as a corpse (almost' Kohothegreat tells you 'empty) goes through the fan blades.' Kohothegreat tells you 'Your Drow guard gets damaged; it's now in good condition.' Kohothegreat tells you 'The fan clangs, sparks, and makes a horrible squealing noise as it is damaged.' Kohothegreat tells you 'Now it is spinning slower.'
#1428
Unset Language
Submitted by: Runeaxe
At: Nov 21 2005
Rating: 4
[11:33]:Patriot [barbarian]: Does 100% bways mean that you get "You barbaric senses take over you!" everytime you use a skill or is this just a random thing? [11:36]:Valkrist {barbarian}: make 50k rep and find out [11:45]:Patriot [barbarian]: Oh... and when I get to 50k rep I will prob. remember this question... [11:48]:Juo (barbarian): try this: 'prompt REMEMBER THE QUESTION AT 50k'
#1435
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cutter
At: Nov 27 2005
Rating: 4
Reima [wanted]: does burglearm count as hand for slovenians?
#1439
Unset Language
Submitted by: Balthas
At: Dec 3 2005
Rating: 4
Balthas {party}: manat kaikille Koan report: repulsor aura >> balthas Zup rolls his eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt gnatlnamauch' As Zup casts the spell, he pulls out a tiny platinum hammer which bursts into a million prismatic starbursts. % Zup MAGIC ERUPTION ---> Ritari, Zup, Koan, Requiem, Cealdyn and Balthas Ritari lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood. melkee sama asia?
#1445
Unset Language
Submitted by: Awed
At: Dec 9 2005
Rating: 4
[23:45]:Entor {wanted}: priests to get bonus from small boys [23:45]:Entor {wanted}: You fail to touch =(((
#1521
Finnish
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Feb 26 2006
Rating: 4
Houtmi [key]: kun tarkotat puhdasta happee, niin meinaat jotain happee mis eio lainkaa typpee? mitas seo
#1553
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kitsune
At: Mar 26 2006
Rating: 4
Shinarae <chat>: I'm just warming up, gimme a hard one
#1684
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tatza
At: Sep 24 2006
Rating: 4
Sephiroth (party): can't cast raise with hw
#1719
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tyril
At: Oct 29 2006
Rating: 4
Ssmud [party]: You take sword of wonders <red glow> Ssmud [party]: ... nothing Black Reaver shouts 'Ssmud, I rather enjoyed killing you!' Ssmud dies. You are the new leader of the party.
#1726
Unset Language
Submitted by: Calath
At: Nov 6 2006
Rating: 4
Javneh [chat]: does it ever seem a lot of the quests end with giving head to an npc?
#1742
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Nov 25 2006
Rating: 4
[03:18]:Ens [druids]: Let our powers combine! [03:18]:Ens [druids]: Earth! [03:18]:Pyggins (druids): wind! [03:18]:Edrick [druids]: fire! [03:18]:Alakhai [druids]: water! [03:18]:Mikaiyla [druids]: heart! [03:18]:Pyggins (druids): When our powers combine... [03:18]:Edrick [druids]: YEAH, captain planet hes our hero....
#1745
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Nov 27 2006
Rating: 4
Ghost of Luutnantti [ghost]: ress plz Tonto (ghost): You feel less experienced. You are now Vänrikki.
#1773
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malacoda
At: Jan 23 2007
Rating: 4
Shamaatae [bat]: nobody can eat fajitas as much as I can! Shaggydope [bat]: wow...busted right through greed, gluttony and vanity in one fell swoop. congrats
#1812
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Apr 21 2007
Rating: 4
Cyberman <wiz>: ack Cyberman <wiz>: I am level 152. Cyberman <wiz>: Can't remember those last two levels. Cyberman <wiz>: Actually I can't remember the first 150 either. Cyberman <wiz>: I think I do remember some mudsex and Blitzer. Shardik <wiz>: same here, I was browsing e-bay and saw this "Shardik" and now everyone is telling me I rock
#1823
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: May 5 2007
Rating: 4
Favorit <bat>: Finnish Eurovision song is way cool this year. Favorit <bat>: And the chick is hot, too :) Sumendar {bat}: forklift driver who won finnish idol contest Favorit <bat>: ooo, forklift driver! Favorit <bat>: I bet she can drive my fork allright Favorit <bat>: first lift my fork and then drive it! Brock <bat>: out to drive a bit then :( Brock tells you 'btw i'm in a forklift truck atm' You tell Brock (*@papermill*) 'umm, are you trying to turn me on with that?' Brock tells you 'hell yeah!'
#1845
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lotheac
At: Jul 4 2007
Rating: 4
Calmis [suomi]: haluaisin kyllä tietää miks mulle tulee joku vitun libresse sähköposti Tonto (suomi): käyttäydyt kuin kuukautisista kärsivä nainen, siks
#1876
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dreamr
At: Sep 11 2007
Rating: 4
You eat A warm cheesecake. You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food. You stop eating. Info: Cheesecake dies.
#1878
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tarken
At: Sep 12 2007
Rating: 4
Bloodstain [bat]: '< Wizling > Nazrix the Wizling' honourary thing or what? Tarken [bat]: where did you see that? Hair [bat]: nazrix isnt even on right now Bloodstain [bat]: I types who Hair [bat]: wizzies can have fun with their short desc Bloodstain [bat]: ah yesh :) Tarken [bat]: its ramjett, wizling is levels 25-29 so that leaves kitsune or ramjett Favorit <bat>: man, you scared shit out of me Favorit <bat>: I went checking immorting logs Bloodstain [bat]: Lol :) Tarken [bat]: rofl Hair [bat]: hahaha (bat): Sephiroth rolls on the floor laughing his ass off.
#1899
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Nov 12 2007
Rating: 4
Tarken [nightlife+]: I mean if I lift the full paint can 50 times a day, I'll have a fucking huge muscle cock in a few weeks Tarken [nightlife+]: lotto Lozlo [nightlife+]: nice lotto there Gurth [nightlife+]: wow, that's embarassing Vijita [nightlife+]: I still saw it Tarken [nightlife+]: shit
#1922
Unset Language
Submitted by: Conquer
At: Jan 5 2008
Rating: 4
Conquer (party): there is a spell called fucking TRUE HEAL Ewige party: it takes 5 rounds =P Conquer (party): IT TAKES 3 Ewige party: wtf Ewige party: why did i think it took 5 Ewige party: even tph isn't 5.. wtf