Calmis [suomi]: haluaisin kyllä tietää miks mulle tulee joku vitun libresse sähköposti Tonto (suomi): käyttäydyt kuin kuukautisista kärsivä nainen, siks

You eat A warm cheesecake. You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food. You stop eating. Info: Cheesecake dies.

Bloodstain [bat]: '< Wizling > Nazrix the Wizling' honourary thing or what? Tarken [bat]: where did you see that? Hair [bat]: nazrix isnt even on right now Bloodstain [bat]: I types who Hair [bat]: wizzies can have fun with their short desc Bloodstain [bat]: ah yesh :) Tarken [bat]: its ramjett, wizling is levels 25-29 so that leaves kitsune or ramjett Favorit <bat>: man, you scared shit out of me Favorit <bat>: I went checking immorting logs Bloodstain [bat]: Lol :) Tarken [bat]: rofl Hair [bat]: hahaha (bat): Sephiroth rolls on the floor laughing his ass off.

Tarken [nightlife+]: I mean if I lift the full paint can 50 times a day, I'll have a fucking huge muscle cock in a few weeks Tarken [nightlife+]: lotto Lozlo [nightlife+]: nice lotto there Gurth [nightlife+]: wow, that's embarassing Vijita [nightlife+]: I still saw it Tarken [nightlife+]: shit

Conquer (party): there is a spell called fucking TRUE HEAL Ewige party: it takes 5 rounds =P Conquer (party): IT TAKES 3 Ewige party: wtf Ewige party: why did i think it took 5 Ewige party: even tph isn't 5.. wtf

(01:52) Searc tells you 'well, over 1m exp done this boot anyway =)' (01:54) Ghost of Searc tells you 'well, half that :D'

Bmoa {bat}: The final estimation is that Butterfly is weaker than a butterfly. Arno (bat): Ah, you've found your exp round. Enslaved fairy shouts 'That'll teach Bmoa to mess with ME!' The shattered remains of Bmoa {ghost}: hmm Kohothegreat {ghost}: atleast that butterfly did not kill you The shattered remains of Bmoa {ghost}: ress or something? Exar [ghost]: Accept.

Tikku tells you 'mistä lähtien cheetah(apina?) on ollu kissa rotua :D'

Glaurung [nightlife+]: i wouldnt say HUGE Blayke (nightlife+): LIKE MY DICK Blayke (nightlife+): hrm Blayke (nightlife+): ok that came out wrong

Avarice [newbie]: i got bashed to the ground by a squirrel. i'm a giant. go figure. Str [newbie]: maybe you're 4 years old child giant or something :) Avarice [newbie]: mind you, now i'm wearing pants made out of squirrel so it all worked out in the end

Blasterr <bat>: Go is broken for a sec, bear with me. Glaurung [bat]: put the bear down, its safer to code.

A newbie is having a hard time with a snail. Unca Malar explains: Malar the Helper <newbie>: You're think you're starting from a "normal human" level where you probably could kill a snake or maybe even a bear if you had a sharp stick. But here in mother BatMUD you're starting out with the strength of a sedated hamster and an intellect somewhere between a brick and an ostrich. A snail can be a very worthy adversary at that leve.

[16:35]:Blayke {nightlife+}: like rotahunt and nithem just laughed at me [16:35]:Shar {nightlife+}: most players do, too

You say 'there's no spoon, ya know.' Coren exclaims 'but there's a fork()!'

Geryon [party]: fieldi on aina idlaajan Geryon [party]: murphyn laki

Chizra tells you 'vois ruveta tilittää ainaku porukka hakee membereit ancient whalei varte' Chizra tells you '"you're not supposed to kill sprite!"'

Unreserved [rsf+]: JESUS FUCK Unreserved [rsf+]: don't "wave<2x space><name>" Blayke {rsf+}: hahahahahhahha Klar [rsf+]: WOW Klar [rsf+]: I don't think I will do that again Unreserved [rsf+]: did I not JUST say don't do that? :) Unreserved [rsf+]: humans are so strange... "This milk smells terrible!" -> "really? Lemme see for myself!"

Jacen [rsf+]: unreserved cuts Unreserved [rsf+]: unreserved cuts, but Jacen bleeds.

Eronk [party]: so I guess there are peopl ewith smaller dicks than mine

Thematrix tells Coren and you 'I want to see you two fight!' Info: Thematrix dies.