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#575
Unset Language
Submitted by: Huppu
At: May 2 2004
Rating: 0
Brock [party]: Pehving kharadus
#573
English
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: May 1 2004
Rating: 3
(21:44) Nerull grunts 'Kirini tells you 'sorry typo, tried to finger you.' Nerull {party}: gave me finger Nerull {party}: before that .)
#572
English
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: May 1 2004
Rating: 10
[00:28]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): Dudes, It's Mardus here. [00:29]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): I wizzed to improve the state of this mud. To eradicate all the ancient UHUHUBOOHOO shit that was still present. [00:29]:Gromit [bat]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [00:30]:Banba [bat]: we have a saying - you cant polish a turd
#571
Unset Language
Submitted by: Aydjen
At: May 1 2004
Rating: -1
You ask 'Trivia Time! Q: Where can you find a few famous physicists as monsters in this game?' Trandar snickers. Trandar booms 'hospital.' Trandar booms 'in bc.'
#570
English
Submitted by: Diego
At: Apr 30 2004
Rating: -2
You tell Strikerbum 'out of curiosity what is your "3man rate" ?' Strikerbum tells you '20-25k' Strikerbum tells you 'why does everyone ask me this!?' You tell Strikerbum 'wonder...' Strikerbum tells you 'i get that question at least once per boot :P'
#569
English
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: Apr 29 2004
Rating: 3
Nips wanted: tiamat is ep eater no? Hannibal wanted: no Dutois wanted: omg noobie no Klar wanted: tiamat is player eater Hannibal wanted: did you eat paint chips as a kid, nips? Ggr wanted: haha Nips wanted: many
#568
Unset Language
Submitted by: Sasquach
At: Apr 29 2004
Rating: 3
Blackstar [wanted]: does str effect mele damage? Blackstar is a level 55 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Mar 05 07:39:19 2003 and he is 92d, 16h, 24min and 50s old. He has been on for 1h, 47min and 7s, idle 12s. He has killed: Bloodlust, the self-proclaimed Giant.., 9860 exp Saruman the evil wizard is glaring a.., 94410 exp (party of 5) Web page: Captain of Gondor {Zero tollerance for assholes} Phone: Part of the Long Island mudding crew This player has a blog - last modified 11d, 22h, 15min and 16s ago. Plan: >I shall be telling this with a sigh >somewhere ages and ages hence: >two roads diverged in a wood, and I >I took the road less traveled by, >and that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
#567
Finnish
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 27
Nitra [key]: hehe "Tiedustelu parvekkeiden lasittamisesta" Nitra [key]: Mitä edellytät parvekelaseilta? Rastita kolme tärkeintä. Nitra [key]: eka vaihtoehto, Turvallisuutta (ei putoamisvaaraa, murtosuoja) Nitra [key]: eiks tommosen pitäs olla iha perusvaatimus :P Geryon [key]: no onhan sitä lasia eri vahvuutta Nitra [key]: ehkä toi murtosuoja o iha aiheellinen mut että putoamisvaara Nitra [key]: jollekki o iha sama et putoileeks ne lasit miten sattuu? Nitra [key]: et kuha näyttää hienoilta Roscop [key]: ootsa nyt tosissas ton putoilun kanssa? Geryon [key]: varmaan putoamisvaara as in ei jannut putoile lasin läpi Glaurung [key]: koskaan en oo parvekkeelta pudonnu vaik ei oo laseja ollukaan! Roscop [key]: joo, maki vaha veikkaan silleen! :) Geryon [key]: ei tullu edes mieleen että se lasi siitä vois ittekseen tippua Glaurung [key]: hahahaa kelasiks nitra putoamisvaaran siten ettei ne lasit putoile itekseen=)? Roscop [key]: nakojaa :) Glaurung [key]: niiiitraaaa! Roscop [key]: nyt se luimistelee jossai hapeissaan :) Nitra [key]: no vittu Nitra [key]: sanoisivat selkeemmin saatana!
#566
English
Submitted by: Valdec
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 5
[11:20]:Slobber [sales]: absolutely nothing mb -1k [11:20]:Fobbis [sales]: -1k! [11:20]:Murgan [sales]: -10k [11:20]:Slobber [sales]: -1k x1 [11:20]:Valdec [sales]: -0.5k [11:21]:Slobber [sales]: -0.5k x1 [11:21]:Slobber [sales]: sold! Bank transfer from Slobber of 500.00 gold
#565
English
Submitted by: Sasquach
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 2
[04:17]:Sasquach [chat]: my god, what did i eat? [04:17]:Stalgrad {chat}: yer farts stink real bad? [04:17]:Stalgrad {chat}: i hate when that happens [04:17]:Sasquach [chat]: my wife is making me go outside every 5 min [04:18]:Stalgrad {chat}: hey, if SHE has the problem...she can leave! [04:18]:Sasquach [chat]: actually making my nose burn [04:18]:Stalgrad {chat}: see, you should never get married! [04:18]:Sasquach [chat]: well marage has certain bonuses [04:19]:Sasquach [chat]: now i have someone to ask "does that smell like last ni ghts dinner to you?"
#564
English
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 2
Pagar tells you 'I don't wanna hear about rubber in or out or around, or EVEN IN THE SAME sentence as your ass!'
#563
English
Submitted by: Tawno
At: Apr 27 2004
Rating: 3
[23:27]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: ress plz [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: morphius i've been waiting for you for 45 min now [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: got from morphius [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: thank you [23:29]:Harle [ghost]: Morphius is a level 2 mortal of the Wolfman race. [23:29]:Shadowwar [ghost]: It was last on Sat Feb 26 12:12:31 2000 (4y, 62d, 10h, 17min and 1s ago). Morthius [ghost]: morthius
#562
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Apr 27 2004
Rating: 2
[06:48]:Ramjett @hcbat [chat]: yes stay away from my ass andrew! [06:49]:Andrew @hcbat [chat]: but it's soo .... formidable [06:49]:Firedance @hcbat [chat]: dont worry andrew..im sure you'll have your turn after everyone else gets one... [06:49]:Ramjett @hcbat [chat]: i know i know
#561
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Apr 26 2004
Rating: 1
Strikerbum [wanted]: coconuts to do more damage CRACK!! Steelheart hits you in the head with a coconut! You emote to Steelheart 'gasps at you.' *Steelheart acts innocent. You tell Steelheart 'i fear you do not realize i have a lot of coconuts' Steelheart tells you 'heh' You are carrying 29.5 kg of equipment: 4 coins (4 mithril) [Cash: 2000.00 Bank: 122501.55 Total: 124501.55] many coconuts
#559
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 26 2004
Rating: 2
Banba [campcon]: he is banging that h-key like it WAS his girlfriend Coren <campcon>: i'm banging the spacebar, i'm pounding the h key. Coren <campcon>: i see nothing wrong with it... Elwood <campcon>: whats wrong with banging your keyboard? Elwood <campcon>: look at that slim-line design... it's begging for it...
#558
Finnish
Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 16
Shaermon "Sherlock" Holmes ja kadonneitten ekujen mysteeri: [14:55]:Shaermon [lss+]: mitähän vitun hippaa noi mun kilut leikkii [14:55]:Shaermon [lss+]: eile katos bootin jälkee arkusta, tuli takas tänäaamuna, nyt katos taas [14:56]:Shaermon [lss+]: rupee oikeesti vituttamaan [14:56]:Rankku {lss+}: kilut?:/ [14:56]:Shaermon [lss+]: equt [14:57]:Shaermon [lss+]: enne boottii tungin ne arkkuun ja arkun kiinni heitin ja nytte niistä ei näy jälkeäkään :) [14:58]:Fegud [lss+]: vituttaako? [14:58]:Shaermon [lss+]: ei erityisemmin, koin vitutukset eilen jo ku teki samaa [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: voi vittu... [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: selvis miks mun setti on ollu kokoajan kateis [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: mul o samal labelilla rinksu ku chesti [15:40]:Shaermon [lss+]: yritän kokoajan ottaa ringistä mun settiä pihalle [15:40]:Shaermon [lss+]: voi vittu...
#557
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nargar
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 6
Favorit tells you ''weigh' is a command?'
#556
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 3
Conquer {bat}: i made a bong out of a pop can once and inhaled plastic
#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 14
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#553
Unset Language
Submitted by: Turmio
At: Apr 23 2004
Rating: 1
[21:22]:Rankku {wanted}: exprep party for reliable, handsome and cute caveman who also likes animals! 09-area preferred [21:22]:Daerid {wanted}: you know in .fi one's supposed to report to police people who like animals too much ;-) [21:22]:Daerid {wanted}: so HOW much you like them anyway? [21:22]:Cyberlahko [wanted]: you really want to know? [21:22]:Rankku {wanted}: well, I like whips too [21:22]:Wermine [wanted]: man can't love them too much.. [21:23]:Tonto {wanted}: roasted, handcuffed...? [21:23]:Rankku {wanted}: it's just that laaban fell in love with my Raipe Rapu, I'm a bit concerned :(( [21:24]:Cainita [wanted]: comoooo laaban?? [21:24]:Daerid {wanted}: well, I've wondered always about that relationship in the first place, you seem to be using whip awfully lot.