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#573
English
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: May 1 2004
Rating: 3
(21:44) Nerull grunts 'Kirini tells you 'sorry typo, tried to finger you.' Nerull {party}: gave me finger Nerull {party}: before that .)
#572
English
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: May 1 2004
Rating: 10
[00:28]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): Dudes, It's Mardus here. [00:29]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): I wizzed to improve the state of this mud. To eradicate all the ancient UHUHUBOOHOO shit that was still present. [00:29]:Gromit [bat]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [00:30]:Banba [bat]: we have a saying - you cant polish a turd
#571
Unset Language
Submitted by: Aydjen
At: May 1 2004
Rating: -1
You ask 'Trivia Time! Q: Where can you find a few famous physicists as monsters in this game?' Trandar snickers. Trandar booms 'hospital.' Trandar booms 'in bc.'
#570
English
Submitted by: Diego
At: Apr 30 2004
Rating: -2
You tell Strikerbum 'out of curiosity what is your "3man rate" ?' Strikerbum tells you '20-25k' Strikerbum tells you 'why does everyone ask me this!?' You tell Strikerbum 'wonder...' Strikerbum tells you 'i get that question at least once per boot :P'
#569
English
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: Apr 29 2004
Rating: 3
Nips wanted: tiamat is ep eater no? Hannibal wanted: no Dutois wanted: omg noobie no Klar wanted: tiamat is player eater Hannibal wanted: did you eat paint chips as a kid, nips? Ggr wanted: haha Nips wanted: many
#568
Unset Language
Submitted by: Sasquach
At: Apr 29 2004
Rating: 3
Blackstar [wanted]: does str effect mele damage? Blackstar is a level 55 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Mar 05 07:39:19 2003 and he is 92d, 16h, 24min and 50s old. He has been on for 1h, 47min and 7s, idle 12s. He has killed: Bloodlust, the self-proclaimed Giant.., 9860 exp Saruman the evil wizard is glaring a.., 94410 exp (party of 5) Web page: Captain of Gondor {Zero tollerance for assholes} Phone: Part of the Long Island mudding crew This player has a blog - last modified 11d, 22h, 15min and 16s ago. Plan: >I shall be telling this with a sigh >somewhere ages and ages hence: >two roads diverged in a wood, and I >I took the road less traveled by, >and that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
#567
Finnish
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 27
Nitra [key]: hehe "Tiedustelu parvekkeiden lasittamisesta" Nitra [key]: Mitä edellytät parvekelaseilta? Rastita kolme tärkeintä. Nitra [key]: eka vaihtoehto, Turvallisuutta (ei putoamisvaaraa, murtosuoja) Nitra [key]: eiks tommosen pitäs olla iha perusvaatimus :P Geryon [key]: no onhan sitä lasia eri vahvuutta Nitra [key]: ehkä toi murtosuoja o iha aiheellinen mut että putoamisvaara Nitra [key]: jollekki o iha sama et putoileeks ne lasit miten sattuu? Nitra [key]: et kuha näyttää hienoilta Roscop [key]: ootsa nyt tosissas ton putoilun kanssa? Geryon [key]: varmaan putoamisvaara as in ei jannut putoile lasin läpi Glaurung [key]: koskaan en oo parvekkeelta pudonnu vaik ei oo laseja ollukaan! Roscop [key]: joo, maki vaha veikkaan silleen! :) Geryon [key]: ei tullu edes mieleen että se lasi siitä vois ittekseen tippua Glaurung [key]: hahahaa kelasiks nitra putoamisvaaran siten ettei ne lasit putoile itekseen=)? Roscop [key]: nakojaa :) Glaurung [key]: niiiitraaaa! Roscop [key]: nyt se luimistelee jossai hapeissaan :) Nitra [key]: no vittu Nitra [key]: sanoisivat selkeemmin saatana!
#566
English
Submitted by: Valdec
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 5
[11:20]:Slobber [sales]: absolutely nothing mb -1k [11:20]:Fobbis [sales]: -1k! [11:20]:Murgan [sales]: -10k [11:20]:Slobber [sales]: -1k x1 [11:20]:Valdec [sales]: -0.5k [11:21]:Slobber [sales]: -0.5k x1 [11:21]:Slobber [sales]: sold! Bank transfer from Slobber of 500.00 gold
#565
English
Submitted by: Sasquach
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 2
[04:17]:Sasquach [chat]: my god, what did i eat? [04:17]:Stalgrad {chat}: yer farts stink real bad? [04:17]:Stalgrad {chat}: i hate when that happens [04:17]:Sasquach [chat]: my wife is making me go outside every 5 min [04:18]:Stalgrad {chat}: hey, if SHE has the problem...she can leave! [04:18]:Sasquach [chat]: actually making my nose burn [04:18]:Stalgrad {chat}: see, you should never get married! [04:18]:Sasquach [chat]: well marage has certain bonuses [04:19]:Sasquach [chat]: now i have someone to ask "does that smell like last ni ghts dinner to you?"
#564
English
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 2
Pagar tells you 'I don't wanna hear about rubber in or out or around, or EVEN IN THE SAME sentence as your ass!'
#563
English
Submitted by: Tawno
At: Apr 27 2004
Rating: 3
[23:27]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: ress plz [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: morphius i've been waiting for you for 45 min now [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: got from morphius [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: thank you [23:29]:Harle [ghost]: Morphius is a level 2 mortal of the Wolfman race. [23:29]:Shadowwar [ghost]: It was last on Sat Feb 26 12:12:31 2000 (4y, 62d, 10h, 17min and 1s ago). Morthius [ghost]: morthius
#562
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Apr 27 2004
Rating: 2
[06:48]:Ramjett @hcbat [chat]: yes stay away from my ass andrew! [06:49]:Andrew @hcbat [chat]: but it's soo .... formidable [06:49]:Firedance @hcbat [chat]: dont worry andrew..im sure you'll have your turn after everyone else gets one... [06:49]:Ramjett @hcbat [chat]: i know i know
#561
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Apr 26 2004
Rating: 1
Strikerbum [wanted]: coconuts to do more damage CRACK!! Steelheart hits you in the head with a coconut! You emote to Steelheart 'gasps at you.' *Steelheart acts innocent. You tell Steelheart 'i fear you do not realize i have a lot of coconuts' Steelheart tells you 'heh' You are carrying 29.5 kg of equipment: 4 coins (4 mithril) [Cash: 2000.00 Bank: 122501.55 Total: 124501.55] many coconuts
#559
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 26 2004
Rating: 2
Banba [campcon]: he is banging that h-key like it WAS his girlfriend Coren <campcon>: i'm banging the spacebar, i'm pounding the h key. Coren <campcon>: i see nothing wrong with it... Elwood <campcon>: whats wrong with banging your keyboard? Elwood <campcon>: look at that slim-line design... it's begging for it...
#558
Finnish
Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 16
Shaermon "Sherlock" Holmes ja kadonneitten ekujen mysteeri: [14:55]:Shaermon [lss+]: mitähän vitun hippaa noi mun kilut leikkii [14:55]:Shaermon [lss+]: eile katos bootin jälkee arkusta, tuli takas tänäaamuna, nyt katos taas [14:56]:Shaermon [lss+]: rupee oikeesti vituttamaan [14:56]:Rankku {lss+}: kilut?:/ [14:56]:Shaermon [lss+]: equt [14:57]:Shaermon [lss+]: enne boottii tungin ne arkkuun ja arkun kiinni heitin ja nytte niistä ei näy jälkeäkään :) [14:58]:Fegud [lss+]: vituttaako? [14:58]:Shaermon [lss+]: ei erityisemmin, koin vitutukset eilen jo ku teki samaa [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: voi vittu... [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: selvis miks mun setti on ollu kokoajan kateis [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: mul o samal labelilla rinksu ku chesti [15:40]:Shaermon [lss+]: yritän kokoajan ottaa ringistä mun settiä pihalle [15:40]:Shaermon [lss+]: voi vittu...
#557
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nargar
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 6
Favorit tells you ''weigh' is a command?'
#556
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 3
Conquer {bat}: i made a bong out of a pop can once and inhaled plastic
#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 14
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#553
Unset Language
Submitted by: Turmio
At: Apr 23 2004
Rating: 1
[21:22]:Rankku {wanted}: exprep party for reliable, handsome and cute caveman who also likes animals! 09-area preferred [21:22]:Daerid {wanted}: you know in .fi one's supposed to report to police people who like animals too much ;-) [21:22]:Daerid {wanted}: so HOW much you like them anyway? [21:22]:Cyberlahko [wanted]: you really want to know? [21:22]:Rankku {wanted}: well, I like whips too [21:22]:Wermine [wanted]: man can't love them too much.. [21:23]:Tonto {wanted}: roasted, handcuffed...? [21:23]:Rankku {wanted}: it's just that laaban fell in love with my Raipe Rapu, I'm a bit concerned :(( [21:24]:Cainita [wanted]: comoooo laaban?? [21:24]:Daerid {wanted}: well, I've wondered always about that relationship in the first place, you seem to be using whip awfully lot.
#552
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 4
Fizzl <vsa+>: no on tääki. vaimoke aina haukkuu ko tylsästi seksiä harjotetaan vain sängyssä. ny ku sit se tuos perse pystyssä touhas jotain lattialla ja meinasin hyökätä kimppuun nii kommentoi notta äoota ny, pian mennää nukkumaan'