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#564
English
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 2
Pagar tells you 'I don't wanna hear about rubber in or out or around, or EVEN IN THE SAME sentence as your ass!'
#563
English
Submitted by: Tawno
At: Apr 27 2004
Rating: 3
[23:27]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: ress plz [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: morphius i've been waiting for you for 45 min now [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: got from morphius [23:28]:Ghost of Freekyfox [ghost]: thank you [23:29]:Harle [ghost]: Morphius is a level 2 mortal of the Wolfman race. [23:29]:Shadowwar [ghost]: It was last on Sat Feb 26 12:12:31 2000 (4y, 62d, 10h, 17min and 1s ago). Morthius [ghost]: morthius
#562
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Apr 27 2004
Rating: 2
[06:48]:Ramjett @hcbat [chat]: yes stay away from my ass andrew! [06:49]:Andrew @hcbat [chat]: but it's soo .... formidable [06:49]:Firedance @hcbat [chat]: dont worry andrew..im sure you'll have your turn after everyone else gets one... [06:49]:Ramjett @hcbat [chat]: i know i know
#561
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Apr 26 2004
Rating: 1
Strikerbum [wanted]: coconuts to do more damage CRACK!! Steelheart hits you in the head with a coconut! You emote to Steelheart 'gasps at you.' *Steelheart acts innocent. You tell Steelheart 'i fear you do not realize i have a lot of coconuts' Steelheart tells you 'heh' You are carrying 29.5 kg of equipment: 4 coins (4 mithril) [Cash: 2000.00 Bank: 122501.55 Total: 124501.55] many coconuts
#559
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 26 2004
Rating: 2
Banba [campcon]: he is banging that h-key like it WAS his girlfriend Coren <campcon>: i'm banging the spacebar, i'm pounding the h key. Coren <campcon>: i see nothing wrong with it... Elwood <campcon>: whats wrong with banging your keyboard? Elwood <campcon>: look at that slim-line design... it's begging for it...
#558
Finnish
Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 16
Shaermon "Sherlock" Holmes ja kadonneitten ekujen mysteeri: [14:55]:Shaermon [lss+]: mitähän vitun hippaa noi mun kilut leikkii [14:55]:Shaermon [lss+]: eile katos bootin jälkee arkusta, tuli takas tänäaamuna, nyt katos taas [14:56]:Shaermon [lss+]: rupee oikeesti vituttamaan [14:56]:Rankku {lss+}: kilut?:/ [14:56]:Shaermon [lss+]: equt [14:57]:Shaermon [lss+]: enne boottii tungin ne arkkuun ja arkun kiinni heitin ja nytte niistä ei näy jälkeäkään :) [14:58]:Fegud [lss+]: vituttaako? [14:58]:Shaermon [lss+]: ei erityisemmin, koin vitutukset eilen jo ku teki samaa [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: voi vittu... [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: selvis miks mun setti on ollu kokoajan kateis [15:39]:Shaermon [lss+]: mul o samal labelilla rinksu ku chesti [15:40]:Shaermon [lss+]: yritän kokoajan ottaa ringistä mun settiä pihalle [15:40]:Shaermon [lss+]: voi vittu...
#557
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nargar
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 6
Favorit tells you ''weigh' is a command?'
#556
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 3
Conquer {bat}: i made a bong out of a pop can once and inhaled plastic
#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 13
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#553
Unset Language
Submitted by: Turmio
At: Apr 23 2004
Rating: 1
[21:22]:Rankku {wanted}: exprep party for reliable, handsome and cute caveman who also likes animals! 09-area preferred [21:22]:Daerid {wanted}: you know in .fi one's supposed to report to police people who like animals too much ;-) [21:22]:Daerid {wanted}: so HOW much you like them anyway? [21:22]:Cyberlahko [wanted]: you really want to know? [21:22]:Rankku {wanted}: well, I like whips too [21:22]:Wermine [wanted]: man can't love them too much.. [21:23]:Tonto {wanted}: roasted, handcuffed...? [21:23]:Rankku {wanted}: it's just that laaban fell in love with my Raipe Rapu, I'm a bit concerned :(( [21:24]:Cainita [wanted]: comoooo laaban?? [21:24]:Daerid {wanted}: well, I've wondered always about that relationship in the first place, you seem to be using whip awfully lot.
#552
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 4
Fizzl <vsa+>: no on tääki. vaimoke aina haukkuu ko tylsästi seksiä harjotetaan vain sängyssä. ny ku sit se tuos perse pystyssä touhas jotain lattialla ja meinasin hyökätä kimppuun nii kommentoi notta äoota ny, pian mennää nukkumaan'
#551
Unset Language
Submitted by: Night
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 7
Darol tells you 'select nomad -> Ok, select barsoomian -> Ah, noticed you are from Slovenia, your barsoomian is given no hands. :D'
#550
Finnish
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 0
Thiamin [kirahvi+]: http://www.kirktipton.com/NineReasons.html Beyond (kirahvi+): jotenki tulee kaius mieleen noista
#548
Finnish
Submitted by: Descent
At: Apr 19 2004
Rating: 2
(18:07) Enandor tells you 'joo mut nyt pakko mennä' 18:07) Enandor tells you 'kuulen bluesin kutsun' (18:08) Enandor tells you 'tosijätkät ei itke, tosijätkät soittaa bluesii :D (18:08) Enandor tells you 'blues=nyyhkymusaa mis miehet valittaa milloin mistäkin' Enandor tells you 'vaimo jätti, koti meni ja ei oo rahaa you know :D'
#547
English
Submitted by: Nobbs
At: Apr 19 2004
Rating: 7
(16:28) Bat shouts 'Guano died on his knees!'
#545
Finnish
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Apr 17 2004
Rating: 4
Laaban's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Calath the member of Catfolk actually the member of Matlo #1 Crusifer tells you 'mita tolta saa'
#544
Finnish
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 5
Wirah [party]: miikäs aura mulla o ollu Wirah [party]: Your aura of glowing light fades to nothing. Wirah [party]: eiku Wirah [party]: OHO Wirah [report]: Reloading aura !
#543
English
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 13
Cilwand [party]: # [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [1] Tawno [party]: pok Cilwand [party]: ## [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [2] "A laatutrigut hits you"
#542
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 3
Coren <bat>: i told you damn it, don't stick stuff in my orfices! Silea [bat]: aww, but you used to like it.
#540
Unset Language
Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 18
Cranberry Juice the Sprite partydruid < EXPEXP > Gin N'tonic the Human low on beer, sniff < EXPEXP > Cola Kossulla the Duck < k > Jack Daniels the Wolfman kickin' back < EXPEXP > Cola [party]: mitä vittua :p