Glaurung [nightlife+]: i wouldnt say HUGE Blayke (nightlife+): LIKE MY DICK Blayke (nightlife+): hrm Blayke (nightlife+): ok that came out wrong

Avarice [newbie]: i got bashed to the ground by a squirrel. i'm a giant. go figure. Str [newbie]: maybe you're 4 years old child giant or something :) Avarice [newbie]: mind you, now i'm wearing pants made out of squirrel so it all worked out in the end

Blasterr <bat>: Go is broken for a sec, bear with me. Glaurung [bat]: put the bear down, its safer to code.

A newbie is having a hard time with a snail. Unca Malar explains: Malar the Helper <newbie>: You're think you're starting from a "normal human" level where you probably could kill a snake or maybe even a bear if you had a sharp stick. But here in mother BatMUD you're starting out with the strength of a sedated hamster and an intellect somewhere between a brick and an ostrich. A snail can be a very worthy adversary at that leve.

[16:35]:Blayke {nightlife+}: like rotahunt and nithem just laughed at me [16:35]:Shar {nightlife+}: most players do, too

You say 'there's no spoon, ya know.' Coren exclaims 'but there's a fork()!'

Geryon [party]: fieldi on aina idlaajan Geryon [party]: murphyn laki

Chizra tells you 'vois ruveta tilittää ainaku porukka hakee membereit ancient whalei varte' Chizra tells you '"you're not supposed to kill sprite!"'

Unreserved [rsf+]: JESUS FUCK Unreserved [rsf+]: don't "wave<2x space><name>" Blayke {rsf+}: hahahahahhahha Klar [rsf+]: WOW Klar [rsf+]: I don't think I will do that again Unreserved [rsf+]: did I not JUST say don't do that? :) Unreserved [rsf+]: humans are so strange... "This milk smells terrible!" -> "really? Lemme see for myself!"

Jacen [rsf+]: unreserved cuts Unreserved [rsf+]: unreserved cuts, but Jacen bleeds.

Eronk [party]: so I guess there are peopl ewith smaller dicks than mine

Thematrix tells Coren and you 'I want to see you two fight!' Info: Thematrix dies.

Ssmud tells Durand, Dino and you 'hello my favorite wizzies!' Durand tells Dino, Ssmud and you 'hello my favorite ssmud' You tell Dino (*KAverille ei jätetä*), Ssmud and Durand 'holy shit he spelled favorite right.' Ssmud tells Dino, Durand and you 'yeah, i had to think about that for a sec'

Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: mulla on lompakossa kuva itsestäni ja imurista, muistuta joskus ni näytän .. aijaa

You tell Tomba 'run a meanie event...fungus or such' Tomba tells you 'you do it!' You tell Tomba 'whats the command?' You tell Tomba 'i wonder if 'godly fire' event gives style points...' You tell Tomba 'i cant find any help files on the commands to run events' Tomba tells you 'man events' You tell Tomba 'typo message' Tomba tells you 'oh... maybe you don't have access to it? arches have denied the access to events for some people' You tell Tomba 'ah...add the permission for me then' Tomba tells you 'uh.. why? =)' You tell Tomba 'you said i should run the event myself... :P' Tomba tells you 'yesh but I didn't say I'll make you a wiz and I'll give your rights and you can run the event. I just said run the event yourself =)' You tell Tomba 'oh, i dont wanna be a wiz :P' You tell Tomba 'so you'll hafta run it for me' Tomba tells you 'american wizzes shoudl run events at american times' You tell Tomba 'american wizzes are stoned/drunk at american times and not online' Tomba tells you 'well that explains why we don't have american wizzes'

[10:09]:Hayate [newbie]: it wont let me enter the ranger stronghold. do i have to wait until a certain time in the day..? [10:09]:Lyriikka [newbie]: 'join' [10:09]:Hayate [newbie]: oh, ok.

Kaolin [party]: i go furterh hop no fucke rblcokers Glenfast [party]: can you say typo

Alvin {suomi}: häissä kuvitteli et täähä o muhee juttu.. rahaa tulee ja lahjoi ja ja ja .. mut eiha silla elattany naista ku vittu kuukauden! Alvin {suomi}: sit piti jo panttaa talo ja myyda auto ja ruveta ryyppaa Alvin {suomi}: nainen on kyl ku auto.. vitun huono sijotus Alvin {suomi}: arvo putoo jo ekalla kayttokerralla sen 20% Alvin {suomi}: ja ikina ei rahojaan saa siita irti Alvin {suomi}: ja kaverilla o aina komeempi ! =)

Stargazer [lss+]: tää on kivaa tää firejen stomppaaminen :D Jumbo [lss+]: tulee aina vähän nolo olo :) Fegud [lss+]: niin, ehkä Jumbo [lss+]: "sori pojat kun kusin kaminaanne"

Argonath tells you 'etkö olisi voinut vain huomauttaa siitä että ei ole kiva jos kirjoittaa capsilla wantedille? piti niinku tolleen se näyttää? ootko joku teinix kakara joka on ilonen siitä että on 100levelillä jossain mudissa joka ei oo ees oikeeta elämää.. ja kun sua pompottelee opettajat nii sun pitää täällä sit pätee.. vai ootko tollanen pätijä oikeessa elämässäkin ja saat turpaas jatkuvasti niinku mudi nörtit yleensä..täällä et voi saaha ku kaikki ikävä kyllä tapahtuu virtuaalisesti.. muuten oisit mun puolesta jo aika pahassa jamassa..'