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#207
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 5
Eronk [fin]: nykyää se haipie ero tulee jostai muust ku expast Eronk [fin]: ku level 100 jannut kyselee et mikä o herbolz Baltzebub (fin): ja lvl85 jannu osaa edes kirjottaa sita!
#209
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 5
Mudax [saato+]: hoho.. säikähdin playercityn reagent exchangea kun luulin rust monsteriksi :)
#236
English
Submitted by: Dino
At: Jan 24 2004
Rating: 5
You tell Thematrix 'You sometimes just speak equal things to vocal puke' Thematrix tells you 'I would like you to meditate on a few words eh?' Thematrix tells you 'will you meditate on these words a bit?' You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.' You tell Thematrix 'Of course' Thematrix tells you 'Big fat greasy asians'
#275
Finnish
Submitted by: Grimpold
At: Jan 31 2004
Rating: 5
[19:56]:Juggelo <camelot+>: vieläki naurattaa ironia siitd että KORAPRANDORIN KYPÄRÄ ei mahu päähän kun sitä slottia varaa joku eku mikä tuli kun ajo 30k ratella 3manilla expoo [19:58]:Bleezuz (camelot+): kyl meil varmaa oli yli 30k rate
#285
English
Submitted by: Juo
At: Feb 3 2004
Rating: 5
Kanth [bat]: how do i make it not to show map every time i move? Juo [bat]: brief Kanth [bat]: thanks Kanth is a level 70 mortal of the Catfolk race. He was created Thu Jul 12 23:38:22 2001 and he is 74d, 1h, 1min and 59s old.
#287
Finnish
Submitted by: Mordac
At: Feb 4 2004
Rating: 5
Angryspede @hcbat [suomi]: ai vittu että kyl vitutti aamulla ku pääs autolle ni oli kui uitettu koira ja sit saatana molemmat peilit ja takalasi sellasen jäätyneen vesipaskan peitossa ja sitte eiku saatana takas sateeseen raapimaan niitä ja sitte ku pääs takas hyttiin ni eikö vittusaatana ku koetti säätää peilejä ni siel sisäl ollu jotai vitu jäätä et sähkömoottorit vaa laulo hoosiannaa ja vittusaatana taas takas sinne paskakeliin repimään sitä jäätä sielt välistä pois
#297
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Feb 6 2004
Rating: 5
You tell Tomba 'i have nowhere to stable pet sheep!' Tomba tells you 'sheep aren't supposed to be pets, they are wild animals' You tell Tomba 'but i can tame them and ride them until they run out of endurance!' Tomba tells you 'you may think that sheep are all nice and cuddly. but they are vicious wild animals. the second you turn your back on them, they will bounce on you and rape you. trust me, I know.'
#298
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Feb 6 2004
Rating: 5
Shadodragn [rsf+]: how do I do the free reinc? Eressa [rsf+]: just 'freereinc' at mortis Shadodragn [rsf+]: ok :) Shadodragn [rsf+]: where is mortis btw? :) Shadodragn [rsf+]: I'm in bc Eressa [rsf+]: i'm glad you asked that on this channel and not on newbie or something because then i'd be embarrassed to know you Shadodragn [rsf+]: hehe Eressa [rsf+]: he's in the church graveyard area [rsf+]: Shadodragn lets out an 'ah' of comprehension. Shadodragn [rsf+]: ok
#300
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Feb 7 2004
Rating: 5
Laski D [kamikaze+]: vittuku mut aina bukkakoidaan ku sammun :DD d
#307
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Feb 12 2004
Rating: 5
[chat]: Ooga humps Mikaiyla's leg like a dog. Zard [chat]: ooga likes you :) Mikaiyla [chat]: oof ooga go tdo that with your g/f :) Mikaiyla [chat]: or i will have zard fix you! Mikaiyla [chat]: a few screws loose ,) Ooga [chat]: heh Mazzon {chat}: Nothing wrong with a few loose screws between consenting adults
#308
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malack
At: Feb 12 2004
Rating: 5
Stalgrad (rsf+): god damn it's a pain to try to make a fuckin party Stalgrad (rsf+): no tarms, the ones that exist are stupid or idle, blah Rocket [rsf+]: reinc tarm again! Stalgrad (rsf+): 3 minutes into the party the healer says 'i have to eat, i need to go' Cavalier [rsf+]: sounds like I need to be a tarm! Ooga [rsf+]: a fuckin party? Stalgrad [wanted]: big fat orgy! Ooga [rsf+]: Stalgrad (rsf+): GODDAMN FUCKING IDLE-TANKS! Stalgrad (rsf+): nah, idle tanks are fine Stalgrad (rsf+): they stand there and die for me dutifully Ooga [rsf+]: Stalgrad (rsf+): The damn tank is using offskills when i said 'no offs' Ooga [rsf+]: Stalgrad (rsf+): cant this fucking tank type 'enter fireplace' withing 5 minutes of me telling him to?! Stalgrad (rsf+): those actualy quotes or you makin them up? Ooga [rsf+]: making them up, but probably about what ou've said :P Stalgrad (rsf+): yeah, that's why i had to ask:) Ooga [rsf+]: or would say :P Ooga [rsf+]: i dont think im using enough swearing tho Stalgrad (rsf+): hm, maybe i could reinc to tarm
#323
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ins
At: Feb 18 2004
Rating: 5
Noctur <chat>: get over here and i'll zap your ass for good! Noctur <chat>: no wait, i CANT do that... Malar <chat>: why not. Noctur <chat>: i'll get into trouble? or is nullnullatte free prey for wizzes? :) Malicat [chat]: nullnullatte is free. Noctur <chat>: ah, i see. Malar <chat>: Zap away. We don't like him much.
#327
English
Submitted by: Ins
At: Feb 20 2004
Rating: 5
Xunisiih [wanted]: something to do after bot
#350
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 23 2004
Rating: 5
Noctur <wiz>: i kinda like that sala Noctur <wiz>: oops :P IrneH <saato+>: noctur "lottokone" IrneH <saato+>: noctur on wizukanavan ykköslottooja Noctur <wiz>: en mä lotonnu kun löin enteriä vahingossa kesken lauseen :( Noctur <wiz>: ACK Noctur <saato+>: VITTU IrneH <saato+>: hahaha Mordac <wiz>: congratz
#352
English
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Feb 24 2004
Rating: 5
Nyriori [bat]: for any who was wondering, I did not say campfire was tuned. Campfire tune is a bard song :P Khonshu [bat]: good preemptive strike there Nyriori [bat]: not quite pre-emptive :P
#362
English
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Feb 27 2004
Rating: 5
Sudz [wanted]: I need a party. Level 19 Drow - Psionic spell caster. need to be in the second row for protection but I deal good dmg :)
#373
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Mar 4 2004
Rating: 5
Aceduck Iceduck is a level 95 mortal of the Ent race. She was created Thu Jan 02 11:40:39 1997 and she is 1y, 66d, 10h, 7min and 25s old. She has been on for 8h, 3min and 14s, idle 2s. Aceduck [lss+]: moo? Aceduck [lss+]: how do i advance con?
#407
Unset Language
Submitted by: Darol
At: Mar 12 2004
Rating: 5
[19:15]:Flab [fall+]: koska mennään sothille? [19:15]:Flab [fall+]: drain itemiä laitin rose claspiin
#422
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Mar 19 2004
Rating: 5
Nossat [party]: kerrotko joskus miksi me potkitaan lootaa? Ealoren [party]: potkikaa ny vaa :) Ealoren [party]: eiköhän se kohta selviä Jeskko [party]: tarmoilla on varmaan joku questi, 'get newbies kick the box'
#424
Unset Language
Submitted by: Era
At: Mar 19 2004
Rating: 5
[06:57]:Era {sales}: A small wood sailor chest+20k mb. old chest [06:57]:Nips [sales]: cond? [06:57]:Era {sales}: awe [06:58]:Nips [sales]: 20k [06:58]:Era {sales}: read again [06:58]:Nips [sales]: uh you read again [06:58]:Era {sales}: mb. was old chest [06:59]:Nips [sales]: you are confusing the fuck out of me, says 20k mb [06:59]:Nips [sales]: heh [06:59]:Era {sales}: you read from right to left? [07:00]:Nips [sales]: you put 'A small wood sailor chest+20k mb. old chest