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#308
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malack
At: Feb 12 2004
Rating: 5
Stalgrad (rsf+): god damn it's a pain to try to make a fuckin party Stalgrad (rsf+): no tarms, the ones that exist are stupid or idle, blah Rocket [rsf+]: reinc tarm again! Stalgrad (rsf+): 3 minutes into the party the healer says 'i have to eat, i need to go' Cavalier [rsf+]: sounds like I need to be a tarm! Ooga [rsf+]: a fuckin party? Stalgrad [wanted]: big fat orgy! Ooga [rsf+]: Stalgrad (rsf+): GODDAMN FUCKING IDLE-TANKS! Stalgrad (rsf+): nah, idle tanks are fine Stalgrad (rsf+): they stand there and die for me dutifully Ooga [rsf+]: Stalgrad (rsf+): The damn tank is using offskills when i said 'no offs' Ooga [rsf+]: Stalgrad (rsf+): cant this fucking tank type 'enter fireplace' withing 5 minutes of me telling him to?! Stalgrad (rsf+): those actualy quotes or you makin them up? Ooga [rsf+]: making them up, but probably about what ou've said :P Stalgrad (rsf+): yeah, that's why i had to ask:) Ooga [rsf+]: or would say :P Ooga [rsf+]: i dont think im using enough swearing tho Stalgrad (rsf+): hm, maybe i could reinc to tarm
#323
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ins
At: Feb 18 2004
Rating: 5
Noctur <chat>: get over here and i'll zap your ass for good! Noctur <chat>: no wait, i CANT do that... Malar <chat>: why not. Noctur <chat>: i'll get into trouble? or is nullnullatte free prey for wizzes? :) Malicat [chat]: nullnullatte is free. Noctur <chat>: ah, i see. Malar <chat>: Zap away. We don't like him much.
#327
English
Submitted by: Ins
At: Feb 20 2004
Rating: 5
Xunisiih [wanted]: something to do after bot
#350
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 23 2004
Rating: 5
Noctur <wiz>: i kinda like that sala Noctur <wiz>: oops :P IrneH <saato+>: noctur "lottokone" IrneH <saato+>: noctur on wizukanavan ykköslottooja Noctur <wiz>: en mä lotonnu kun löin enteriä vahingossa kesken lauseen :( Noctur <wiz>: ACK Noctur <saato+>: VITTU IrneH <saato+>: hahaha Mordac <wiz>: congratz
#352
English
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Feb 24 2004
Rating: 5
Nyriori [bat]: for any who was wondering, I did not say campfire was tuned. Campfire tune is a bard song :P Khonshu [bat]: good preemptive strike there Nyriori [bat]: not quite pre-emptive :P
#362
English
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Feb 27 2004
Rating: 5
Sudz [wanted]: I need a party. Level 19 Drow - Psionic spell caster. need to be in the second row for protection but I deal good dmg :)
#373
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Mar 4 2004
Rating: 5
Aceduck Iceduck is a level 95 mortal of the Ent race. She was created Thu Jan 02 11:40:39 1997 and she is 1y, 66d, 10h, 7min and 25s old. She has been on for 8h, 3min and 14s, idle 2s. Aceduck [lss+]: moo? Aceduck [lss+]: how do i advance con?
#407
Unset Language
Submitted by: Darol
At: Mar 12 2004
Rating: 5
[19:15]:Flab [fall+]: koska mennään sothille? [19:15]:Flab [fall+]: drain itemiä laitin rose claspiin
#422
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Mar 19 2004
Rating: 5
Nossat [party]: kerrotko joskus miksi me potkitaan lootaa? Ealoren [party]: potkikaa ny vaa :) Ealoren [party]: eiköhän se kohta selviä Jeskko [party]: tarmoilla on varmaan joku questi, 'get newbies kick the box'
#424
Unset Language
Submitted by: Era
At: Mar 19 2004
Rating: 5
[06:57]:Era {sales}: A small wood sailor chest+20k mb. old chest [06:57]:Nips [sales]: cond? [06:57]:Era {sales}: awe [06:58]:Nips [sales]: 20k [06:58]:Era {sales}: read again [06:58]:Nips [sales]: uh you read again [06:58]:Era {sales}: mb. was old chest [06:59]:Nips [sales]: you are confusing the fuck out of me, says 20k mb [06:59]:Nips [sales]: heh [06:59]:Era {sales}: you read from right to left? [07:00]:Nips [sales]: you put 'A small wood sailor chest+20k mb. old chest
#449
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hellblade
At: Mar 26 2004
Rating: 5
Vatsyayana [newbie]: besides rolf, is there an axe you can get by killing?
#451
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hellblade
At: Mar 27 2004
Rating: 5
Solux [newbie]: whats the best background for a newbie tarm.
#495
Unset Language
Submitted by: Night
At: Apr 6 2004
Rating: 5
Dornier [wanted]: dd hifk Dornier [wanted]: NOW Rankku [wanted]: hifk dropping out! Night (wanted): hifk already dropped yeah Cyberlahko [wanted]: prolly won't help, see ya on next year Ghost of Hifk (ghost): joojoo, rais
#500
English
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Apr 8 2004
Rating: 5
[06:31]:Malicat [wanted]: Blayke's phone number [06:32]:Ramjett [wanted]: 305-867-5309 [06:32]:Ramjett [wanted]: Malicat tells you 'seriously? Or are you being mean to me?' [06:33]:Ramjett [wanted]: ask for jenny btw malicat [06:34]:Malicat [wanted]: piss off
#539
Unset Language
Submitted by: Miger
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 5
Smiling devilishly Ancient blue whale roundhouses Moonlord causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
#544
Finnish
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 5
Wirah [party]: miikäs aura mulla o ollu Wirah [party]: Your aura of glowing light fades to nothing. Wirah [party]: eiku Wirah [party]: OHO Wirah [report]: Reloading aura !
#566
English
Submitted by: Valdec
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 5
[11:20]:Slobber [sales]: absolutely nothing mb -1k [11:20]:Fobbis [sales]: -1k! [11:20]:Murgan [sales]: -10k [11:20]:Slobber [sales]: -1k x1 [11:20]:Valdec [sales]: -0.5k [11:21]:Slobber [sales]: -0.5k x1 [11:21]:Slobber [sales]: sold! Bank transfer from Slobber of 500.00 gold
#604
Unset Language
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: May 19 2004
Rating: 5
A channel for various copy requests and such.. Pahvi <hack>: cp players/pahvi/badger.jpg characters/f/a/favorit.o **typofix
#616
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: May 26 2004
Rating: 5
[01:53]:Glaurung [campcon]: im sure they have dick vader and princess laid or something [01:54]:Mikaiyla [campcon]: oh my [01:54]:Glaurung [campcon]: hmm i just probablky have too much free time... [01:54]:Silea [campcon]: what was your first clue? [01:54]:Silea [campcon]: i'd say it was the mudding, but who knows. [01:54]:Glaurung [campcon]: the part where i download pornmovies and don't watch them for stimulation but for editting reasons=)
#622
Unset Language
Submitted by: Banba
At: May 27 2004
Rating: 5
Life shouts 'I hope you have a life insurance, Lark!'