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#638
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Jun 5 2004
Rating: 5
[01:43]:Farliss (fin): helposti malar kyl voittaa kaikis niis katekoriois! [01:45]:Kyynel [fin]: ääliö ? miksi ? [01:46]:Farliss (fin): no nakojaa sai arkeilt luva et mut o sen areoilt bannatty parin/yhen newssin takia [01:47]:Farliss (fin): aattelin et jos maksais takas [01:47]:Farliss (fin): parit pkillit ennenkaa aiheuttanu bannia, vai? [01:47]:Kyynel [fin]: no vittuako hölmöilet, kanna vastuus
#643
Unset Language
Submitted by: Entropy
At: Jun 9 2004
Rating: 5
err
#665
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Jun 21 2004
Rating: 5
[05:09]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: I died, and still had poison.. so I got knoc ked uncon again at -147 [05:09]:Strikerbum [ghost]: i didnt relocate in time, was playing poker and had 172kgs of gold on :( [05:09]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: fuck you strikerbum ,stupid tarm! stupid goo dy worthless tarm [05:09]:Strikerbum [ghost]: i was playing poker you assfuck! [05:09]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: ress me you life sucking dicklick! [05:09]:Strikerbum [ghost]: you try relocating with 172kgs of shit on! [05:10]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: drop noeq to save a life you selfish tarmasl ut [05:10]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: save _my_ life! [05:10]:Strikerbum [ghost]: im not dropping 172k of gold! [05:10]:Strikerbum [ghost]: i have priorities
#680
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Jun 23 2004
Rating: 5
Kharadus tells you 'annas se uus numbas!' Kharadus tells you 'sendasin sen sulle just!' You tell Kharadus 'no VITTU ku tosta on puolet näytöstä paskana' Kharadus tells you 'no sekka, kirjotan' You tell Kharadus 'eikä oo kyl viel tullu mitää viestii, voi vittu, typosinko numeron :D' You tell Kharadus 'HAHA TYPOSIN JOO, toi minkä nyt annoin on oikee :D' Kharadus tells you 'Tohtori VittuHuora on luonut transkosmisen kyrpasaattorin. Max Jumppaaja trikoopuvussaan vastustaa Tri VH:n kavalia juonia! Kuin käy? Pelastuuko maailma?' Kharadus tells you 'ja voi vittu ku toi aiemmi antamas numero oli joku validi kans, sai siel joku sit hienon viestin, tän päivästen eventtien jälkeen mun tekis oikeesti mieli hirttää sut palleistas johki palavaan puu tikkuun pää muurahaispesäs ja sit lähettää 70 virolaista huoraa sun kimppuus ettet varmasti jäis henkii' Kharadus shouts 'If you see a mean-looking saunatonttu wandering around Helsinki, shoot him on sight. You will save me and many others a LOT of trouble. Thank you.'
#683
Unset Language
Submitted by: Viitta
At: Jun 24 2004
Rating: 5
Ssmud [party]: Cevap tells you 'i give you 5k if you tell the name of that person who told you before to type cevap...on wanted..and you tell on wanted party say NOW! X X X X X X newbie newbie..and x=name of that person' Viitta [party]: tell him it was me Viitta [party]: and we split the 5k! Ssmud [party]: okies Ssmud [party]: Cevap tells you 'You didn't say on wanted :)' Viitta [party]: ah say on wanted that Ssmud [party]: say what on wanted Viitta [party]: copy paste this: wanted viittaviittaviitta newbienewbie Ssmud [wanted]: viittaviittaviitta newbienewbie Viitta [wanted]: wtf? Ssmud [party]: You tell Cevap '5k for me now' Viitta [party]: laugh Ssmud [party]: hHAHAHAHA Ssmud [party]: i love cevap Ssmud [party]: Bank transfer from Cevap of 5000.00 gold: for viitta newbie on wanted,thanks.
#725
Unset Language
Submitted by: Zinko
At: Jul 14 2004
Rating: 5
[17:19]:Orthanc [saato+]: eikos irkkiin pida olla joku kuva etta sinne paasee [17:19]:Orthanc [saato+]: siis irc-galleria tms [17:19]:El Bruta [saato+]: ? [17:19]:Orthanc [saato+]: niin ma en ole irkannut niinkun ehka nakyy :P [17:19]:El Bruta [saato+]: mietin vaan että koitikko pilailla :)
#763
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nocturtest
At: Jul 25 2004
Rating: 5
Noctur [saato+]: jaa kuak? Noctur [saato+]: mutat kwe nämit sellä se mörkö niiin plkik se kuinak sisios=' (come again?)
#774
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jul 29 2004
Rating: 5
Zith tells you 'rippijuhlat?' You tell Zith 'yhden tutun' Zith tells you ah joo, ajattelin että seuraat jotain 9man partyn slaughteria jollain möröllä :D' You tell Zith 'ok.'
#787
Unset Language
Submitted by: Calmar
At: Aug 4 2004
Rating: 5
Ah Delveling never stops suprising me. [13:45]:Delveling [chat]: whats batmud adress [13:45]:Delveling [chat]: batmud.org ?
#799
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Aug 11 2004
Rating: 5
[22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): /^_/^. [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): / \ [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): / 0 0 | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): : | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): `.__.' \ [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | / \ | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | | | | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): .---.---.-----.-----.--.---.---.---..--. [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | " | o | o | " | | \ | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | | | | | | | | \ | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): |___|___|_____|_____|___|___|___|____\__| [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: ,, [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: |..\ laabanin muumilla eio munaa [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: |___) [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: \| \/ [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: ~|__) [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: /oo===D [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: ' '
#829
Finnish
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Sep 1 2004
Rating: 5
Cilwand [fin]: reporttaa pois, saat random(0) teppoa Cilwand [fin]: ei ketaa kiinnosta :) Huppu (fin): ei kiinnosta ku ei saa tepoi reportist ja whinest! Huppu (fin): mielummi näytän persettä suomenlinnas ku siit voi saada teepeen
#831
Finnish
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Sep 2 2004
Rating: 5
(00:08) Dornier tells you 'mikä hitto tuo on' (00:08) Dornier tells you 'mikä echottaa' (00:08) Dornier tells you 'Glaurung's voice echoes in your head: its all in your head...' (00:08) Dornier tells you 'Glaurung's voice echoes in your head: slay thy neighbors...' Dornier Ever-Hornier is a level 85 mortal of the Tinmen race. She was created Mon Feb 23 16:05:47 1998 and she is 1y, 125d, 14h, 50min and 11s old. She has been on for 11h, 46min and 23s, idle 14s. She has killed: Bartel, elite barbarian warrior, 30958 exp Golux, the master conjurer of slime, 593397 exp (party of 9) Web page: Crimson/Barbarian d/p 100% ~1,1kHp tear-incise-shred Ask4:Exp/Rep(11k) Phone: The chase is catchier than the catch. Plan: > > Old skool. >
#857
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dupre
At: Sep 14 2004
Rating: 5
Da Makkara [twilight+]: Malar-Setä <ee+>14:02: [14:57]:Ruffneck [swe+]: [14:55]:Brock <twiddle+>: Blnk [horde+]: HEHEHEHEHEHE (twilight+)11:55: Dupre (fall+): Peelo [party]: what mob has reaver axe?
#861
Unset Language
Submitted by: Freld
At: Sep 15 2004
Rating: 5
Broetchen tells you 'ööö, mikä tos on' Broetchen tells you 'lvl 40 saa fullispidun' Broetchen is a level 100 eternal of the Vampire race.
#864
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Sep 15 2004
Rating: 5
(13:26) Wermine tells you 'mulla on sulle kaks sanaa' (13:26) Wermine tells you 'et vaan osaa'
#881
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Sep 21 2004
Rating: 5
[05:22]:Shmuzin [sales]: take this to the 'oh poor me' channel plz [05:23]:Ramjett [sales]: since when did malicat get her own channel?
#893
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 26 2004
Rating: 5
(courtesy of Wir) Baby blue whale leaves west. w Your fluent motions allow you to maintain concentration. FFF?RRRRr You are walking in a forest. The trees around you are tall, and huge RR=RRRRRR in diameter. Some may even be hollow inside. They provide good r=rr*RRRR hiding places, maybe you should look around for hidden animals and /FFFrrrrr treasures. Hail stones fall from a slowly moving, lightly clouded FFFFFFfff night sky. A light wind stirs the air. A first quarter moon hangs in the sky. Obvious exits are: nw, n, ne, w, e, sw, s and se. a baby blue whale
#910
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 4 2004
Rating: 5
Juggelo <wiz>: "momma, momma, a mortal attacked my testchar, killing it without a reason. can you please ban him" Pahvi <wiz>: banned juggelos testchar. Juggelo <wiz>: thanks.
#935
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Oct 18 2004
Rating: 5
[22:16]:Lordduran [bat]: You take a lovely looking bouquet of flowers. --> smell bouquet --> You smell horribly, you really need a bath! [22:17]:Sancran [bat]: your smell is so powerful that you cant smell anything else [22:18]:Sancran [bat]: there's always a logic explanation!
#960
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Nov 2 2004
Rating: 5
[22:12]:Madrid <bat>: Please remember that November 2, 2004 has been designated as National Celibacy Day . . . [22:12]:Madrid <bat>: no bush, no dick