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#799
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Aug 11 2004
Rating: 5
[22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): /^_/^. [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): / \ [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): / 0 0 | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): : | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): `.__.' \ [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | / \ | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | | | | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): .---.---.-----.-----.--.---.---.---..--. [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | " | o | o | " | | \ | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): | | | | | | | | \ | [22:04]:Laaban (kanniaalio+): |___|___|_____|_____|___|___|___|____\__| [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: ,, [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: |..\ laabanin muumilla eio munaa [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: |___) [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: \| \/ [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: ~|__) [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: /oo===D [22:04]:Pahvi <kanniaalio+>: ' '
#829
Finnish
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Sep 1 2004
Rating: 5
Cilwand [fin]: reporttaa pois, saat random(0) teppoa Cilwand [fin]: ei ketaa kiinnosta :) Huppu (fin): ei kiinnosta ku ei saa tepoi reportist ja whinest! Huppu (fin): mielummi näytän persettä suomenlinnas ku siit voi saada teepeen
#831
Finnish
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Sep 2 2004
Rating: 5
(00:08) Dornier tells you 'mikä hitto tuo on' (00:08) Dornier tells you 'mikä echottaa' (00:08) Dornier tells you 'Glaurung's voice echoes in your head: its all in your head...' (00:08) Dornier tells you 'Glaurung's voice echoes in your head: slay thy neighbors...' Dornier Ever-Hornier is a level 85 mortal of the Tinmen race. She was created Mon Feb 23 16:05:47 1998 and she is 1y, 125d, 14h, 50min and 11s old. She has been on for 11h, 46min and 23s, idle 14s. She has killed: Bartel, elite barbarian warrior, 30958 exp Golux, the master conjurer of slime, 593397 exp (party of 9) Web page: Crimson/Barbarian d/p 100% ~1,1kHp tear-incise-shred Ask4:Exp/Rep(11k) Phone: The chase is catchier than the catch. Plan: > > Old skool. >
#857
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dupre
At: Sep 14 2004
Rating: 5
Da Makkara [twilight+]: Malar-Setä <ee+>14:02: [14:57]:Ruffneck [swe+]: [14:55]:Brock <twiddle+>: Blnk [horde+]: HEHEHEHEHEHE (twilight+)11:55: Dupre (fall+): Peelo [party]: what mob has reaver axe?
#861
Unset Language
Submitted by: Freld
At: Sep 15 2004
Rating: 5
Broetchen tells you 'ööö, mikä tos on' Broetchen tells you 'lvl 40 saa fullispidun' Broetchen is a level 100 eternal of the Vampire race.
#864
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Sep 15 2004
Rating: 5
(13:26) Wermine tells you 'mulla on sulle kaks sanaa' (13:26) Wermine tells you 'et vaan osaa'
#881
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Sep 21 2004
Rating: 5
[05:22]:Shmuzin [sales]: take this to the 'oh poor me' channel plz [05:23]:Ramjett [sales]: since when did malicat get her own channel?
#893
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 26 2004
Rating: 5
(courtesy of Wir) Baby blue whale leaves west. w Your fluent motions allow you to maintain concentration. FFF?RRRRr You are walking in a forest. The trees around you are tall, and huge RR=RRRRRR in diameter. Some may even be hollow inside. They provide good r=rr*RRRR hiding places, maybe you should look around for hidden animals and /FFFrrrrr treasures. Hail stones fall from a slowly moving, lightly clouded FFFFFFfff night sky. A light wind stirs the air. A first quarter moon hangs in the sky. Obvious exits are: nw, n, ne, w, e, sw, s and se. a baby blue whale
#910
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 4 2004
Rating: 5
Juggelo <wiz>: "momma, momma, a mortal attacked my testchar, killing it without a reason. can you please ban him" Pahvi <wiz>: banned juggelos testchar. Juggelo <wiz>: thanks.
#935
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Oct 18 2004
Rating: 5
[22:16]:Lordduran [bat]: You take a lovely looking bouquet of flowers. --> smell bouquet --> You smell horribly, you really need a bath! [22:17]:Sancran [bat]: your smell is so powerful that you cant smell anything else [22:18]:Sancran [bat]: there's always a logic explanation!
#960
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Nov 2 2004
Rating: 5
[22:12]:Madrid <bat>: Please remember that November 2, 2004 has been designated as National Celibacy Day . . . [22:12]:Madrid <bat>: no bush, no dick
#966
English
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Nov 7 2004
Rating: 5
Ghost of Rehna [ghost]: I keep typoing your name..what is ti?
#1001
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Dec 2 2004
Rating: 5
Blackstar tells you 'hmm whats a good solo kill to do' You tell Blackstar 'digga's bunnies' Blackstar tells you 'puh' Blackstar tells you 'think I could kill the gibberling?' You tell Blackstar 'doubtful...you suck' Blackstar tells you 'ok just cause you said that' You tell Blackstar 'i was figuring you'd be having a tough time with the bunnies' Blackstar tells you 'im killing it' Blackstar tells you 'LOL its beware mob' You feel that Blackstar goes unconscious. Gibberling shouts 'Blackstar, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*' Info: Blackstar dies. Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: ok than Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: rais You tell Blackstar (dead) 'wait...who's killing who?' Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: fuck you ooga!
#1002
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Dec 3 2004
Rating: 5
news display ideas-wanted 4793 Lythlandria tells you 'there are many comics where santa is involved, there are very good reasons why batmud doesn't specifically immulate such, copyright is only one reason.'
#1003
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 5
Santa Claus says 'how are you today?' Zindamar grunts 'pretty bad, considering that you are giving presents to everyone but me.' Lacuna agrees with Zindamar fully. Zindamar grunts 'you make me sad santa.' Santa Claus says 'have you been good?' Zindamar exclaims 'I have, you haven't! I HATE YOU SANTA!' Zindamar bursts into tears. Zindamar leaves south.
#1008
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 5 2004
Rating: 5
Simpro [suomi]: onko kukaa imuttanu aleksanteria viel? Apopapopyy [suomi]: voi hyvänen aika tuo kuulosti pahalta Ruttuturpa [suomi]: =D Angelic [suomi]: hohoho ==) Simpro [suomi]: mikä Rooite [suomi]: hohohoho Noctur <suomi>: :P Simpro [suomi]: naurakaa nyt kun en ees tiedä mille nauretaan :P Simpro [suomi]: mulle varmasti en epäile Hit (suomi): imuttanu :) Rooite [suomi]: quote ainesta .) Simpro [suomi]: hoho Simpro [suomi]: nyt tajusin
#1027
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Dec 17 2004
Rating: 5
Dangergirl [suomi]: musta se on ihan höpöpuhetta jos mies sanoo ettei ole mitannut. se ei vaan kehtaa kertoa vaikka nätisti kysyy Yorkaturr [suomi]: yhtä höpöpuhetta tommonen ettei oo mulkkua mitannu kun se ettei runkkaa
#1031
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 23 2004
Rating: 5
Malar awards Sai 5 points for completing 'Newbie help' task. Morpher [fin]: bugaa mudi, tuli joku et sai on tehny newbie helppiä
#1047
Unset Language
Submitted by: Glenfast
At: Jan 5 2005
Rating: 5
Pargy tells you 'ollessani keittiössä kun puristin suolakurkkua hellin ottein se alkoi puhua minulle' Pargy tells you 'sliprtsrrrrrrrplorsfds' Pargy tells you 'en puhu suolakurkkua'
#1049
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Jan 6 2005
Rating: 5
Mazzon [newbie]: Best way to talk to wizards is rl. Next best is seldom.