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#1065
Unset Language
Submitted by: Grizzt
At: Jan 17 2005
Rating: 5
[11:51]:Dintsu <ee+>: Voi pyhä neekeri sentää et oli riuhtastu työpaikan vessaan kunnon jöötit. Siel oli semmonen oikein jarrutusjälkien esi-isä, esi-äiti, serkku, kummi, kaima, käly ja puuttuva rengas. Saatana. Skidmarkkien ferrari. [11:51]:Dintsu <ee+>: Koko se vedenalainen osa oli ihan saastassa [11:51]:Dura <ee+>: larppa käyny asioilla [11:51]:Rutq [ee+]: nii vissii [11:52]:Dura <ee+>: ja rutku yllyttäny, luulen [11:52]:Dintsu <ee+>: Voisitte käydä kotonanne!
#1074
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Jan 20 2005
Rating: 5
[19:42]:Mursu-Frank (twilight+): pitäsköhän tehä webisivut jossa arvostellaan uusija tapoja tervehtiä ja viritellään vanhoja [19:42]:Mursu-Frank (twilight+): nimeks tulis moropaketti
#1086
Unset Language
Submitted by: Reagent
At: Jan 27 2005
Rating: 5
17:01]:Taylon [bat]: what + is slightly improve? [17:05]:Banba <bat>: it is an index to rate beauty when you are drinking late at night, alone in the bar. for each 12 ounces of alcohol, your target gets +sligh tly to improve
#1089
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Jan 28 2005
Rating: 5
Kitania [kitten+]: i tried to sell my soul to satan but since i am dyslexic, i accidentally sold it to Santa. it's not too bad most of the time but christmas is a bitch. he's a slave driver.
#1122
Unset Language
Submitted by: Harle
At: Feb 19 2005
Rating: 5
[14:59]:Ukkeli [merchant]: where is master merchant guild?
#1135
Unset Language
Submitted by: Balthas
At: Feb 28 2005
Rating: 5
| 1.2 Balthas stun 1048(1232) 29( 29) 210(400) | 57 | 75456 | Farliss {party}: siita tietaa et o iso suu ku takarivista psi rupee paralyzee sua et pysyy turpa kii :P
#1169
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Mar 26 2005
Rating: 5
Kerzebel tells you 'ugh, toi yks muikkeli pyys näyttää munan kameralle :( oon evil ja sendin sille Ruttuturvan kyrvän kuvan'
#1177
Unset Language
Submitted by: Conquer
At: Apr 3 2005
Rating: 5
Glaurung [swe+]: this is weird.. a finn, a canadian and an american having a conversation about petnames on swe+
#1199
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beliah
At: Apr 28 2005
Rating: 5
Luca tells you 'pullonavaajaan teksti: CHESTAA NE VITUN EKUT EKANA!'
#1207
Unset Language
Submitted by: Rutaliator
At: May 5 2005
Rating: 5
Chorale tells you 'tidissi.. joku laitto tekstarin' Chorale tells you 'pitäskö lukia' Chorale tells you 'vähäkö säikähdinbie Chorale tells you 'no ei mulle ole asiaa kummiskaan... se on väärä numero mun tuurilla' Chorale tells you 'mutta katsonpas uteliasuuttani koska se tuli mulle :D' Chorale tells you 'tytönnimi sillo ainaki' Chorale tells you 'olipa tylsä viesti' Chorale tells you 'ELISA'
#1217
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beanos
At: May 11 2005
Rating: 5
Lavitz grumbles 'I remember the good old days with my first character walking around randomly casting MiP at people :P.' Lavitz grumbles 'got me pkilled many times :P.'
#1220
Unset Language
Submitted by: Conquer
At: May 12 2005
Rating: 5
(06:59) Shar tells you 'höhöhö' (06:59) Shar tells you 'aegis has pased out' (07:00) Shar tells you 'we aaare plaqying with his dick' Shar tells you 'hehe' Shar tells you 'don't meation it's small' Shar tells you 'kepele says MDDDLE FINGER'
#1261
Unset Language
Submitted by: Descent
At: Jun 7 2005
Rating: 5
Neth tells you 'otin justii rauhottavia ni jaksan suaki kuunnella'
#1264
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jun 13 2005
Rating: 5
Moonlord {ghost}: how could Conquer not to use his pkilling abilities. It's like having Ferrari in your carage and never driving it :) Favorit <ghost>: maybe Conquer should stop harrasing newbies. Sitan [ghost]: maybe newbies should stop harassing conquer
#1287
Unset Language
Submitted by: Elero
At: Jul 8 2005
Rating: 5
Mordac <suomi>: joo mutta palamista säännöstellään syöttö- eikä pakopäästä, ei sitä lihomistakaan voi vähentää sillä että kieltäytyy käymästä paskalla...
#1308
Unset Language
Submitted by: Twomi
At: Aug 2 2005
Rating: 5
Twomi [forum+]: hehe, duunis o ruokana "Meat Baals with creamy sauce".. kermaisaa Naygashia :) Geryon (forum+): ruoka alkaa huuteleen kesken syömisen kaikkee jännää kuten "Twomi only has in intelligence of 120, what a moron"
#1313
Unset Language
Submitted by: Necroken
At: Aug 7 2005
Rating: 5
[20:14]:Crusifer [newbie]: is mithril 400 or 500 gold? Crusifer Helmenkalastaja is a level 75 mortal of the Tinmen race. He was created Tue Mar 30 13:27:39 1999 and he is 1y, 21d, 16h, 2min and 50s old. He has been on for 9h, 27min and 59s, idle 4s. He has killed: An aggressive elemental formed of st.., 36773 exp the banshee spectre of Napoleon von .., 398132 exp (party of 9) Web page: Tie miehen syddmeen kdy naisen persereijdn kautta . Plan: > - Mikd on ainoa hyvd asia kun panee 12 vuotiasta? > > - Kun sitd vetdd tukasta se ndyttdd 10 vuotiaalta.
#1325
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Aug 23 2005
Rating: 5
Loud bells echo throughout the realm of BatMUD(tm) signalling Krnlpanik's intrusion into the Lost Temple of Magerathia as he rings the church bell and shouts, 'I rule!' Off in the distance, you hear a church bell ring signalling Hobo's intrusion into the Lost Temple of Magerathia as she rings the church bell and shouts, but fails miserable. Dumbass. Info: Hobo dies. Info: Krnlpanik dies. Info: Yasha dies. Biubau pulls the rope to ring the great church bell of Magerathia, but unfortunately, the bell broke, landing directly on him and everyone in the room, causing much damage. Have a nice day. Info: Biubau dies.
#1372
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 14 2005
Rating: 5
[06:30]:Freld [wanted]: tehtävä tarmalle! [06:30]:Enochian (wanted): heitä voltti [06:30]:Freld [wanted]: consider it done! [06:32]:Freld [wanted]: tehtävä complete! Result: 2 broken beer bottles (empty), fell from bed -> hurted my neck + my bookshelf fell :C
#1382
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cutter
At: Oct 18 2005
Rating: 5
Cutter [fodder+]: olikos chaelissa joku alignrajotus? Geryon (fodder+): pitää olla goodis ainakin Shar (fodder+): juu tai jumala Shar (fodder+): ainaki inralla se on kaulas! Geryon (fodder+): se on xiitannu sen flipilla Shar (fodder+): ah Geryon (fodder+): se käy bootista aina siellä luolassa goatilta hakeen flipin