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#1220
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Submitted by: Conquer
At: May 12 2005
Rating: 5
(06:59) Shar tells you 'höhöhö' (06:59) Shar tells you 'aegis has pased out' (07:00) Shar tells you 'we aaare plaqying with his dick' Shar tells you 'hehe' Shar tells you 'don't meation it's small' Shar tells you 'kepele says MDDDLE FINGER'
#1261
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Submitted by: Descent
At: Jun 7 2005
Rating: 5
Neth tells you 'otin justii rauhottavia ni jaksan suaki kuunnella'
#1264
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jun 13 2005
Rating: 5
Moonlord {ghost}: how could Conquer not to use his pkilling abilities. It's like having Ferrari in your carage and never driving it :) Favorit <ghost>: maybe Conquer should stop harrasing newbies. Sitan [ghost]: maybe newbies should stop harassing conquer
#1287
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Submitted by: Elero
At: Jul 8 2005
Rating: 5
Mordac <suomi>: joo mutta palamista säännöstellään syöttö- eikä pakopäästä, ei sitä lihomistakaan voi vähentää sillä että kieltäytyy käymästä paskalla...
#1308
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Submitted by: Twomi
At: Aug 2 2005
Rating: 5
Twomi [forum+]: hehe, duunis o ruokana "Meat Baals with creamy sauce".. kermaisaa Naygashia :) Geryon (forum+): ruoka alkaa huuteleen kesken syömisen kaikkee jännää kuten "Twomi only has in intelligence of 120, what a moron"
#1313
Unset Language
Submitted by: Necroken
At: Aug 7 2005
Rating: 5
[20:14]:Crusifer [newbie]: is mithril 400 or 500 gold? Crusifer Helmenkalastaja is a level 75 mortal of the Tinmen race. He was created Tue Mar 30 13:27:39 1999 and he is 1y, 21d, 16h, 2min and 50s old. He has been on for 9h, 27min and 59s, idle 4s. He has killed: An aggressive elemental formed of st.., 36773 exp the banshee spectre of Napoleon von .., 398132 exp (party of 9) Web page: Tie miehen syddmeen kdy naisen persereijdn kautta . Plan: > - Mikd on ainoa hyvd asia kun panee 12 vuotiasta? > > - Kun sitd vetdd tukasta se ndyttdd 10 vuotiaalta.
#1325
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Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Aug 23 2005
Rating: 5
Loud bells echo throughout the realm of BatMUD(tm) signalling Krnlpanik's intrusion into the Lost Temple of Magerathia as he rings the church bell and shouts, 'I rule!' Off in the distance, you hear a church bell ring signalling Hobo's intrusion into the Lost Temple of Magerathia as she rings the church bell and shouts, but fails miserable. Dumbass. Info: Hobo dies. Info: Krnlpanik dies. Info: Yasha dies. Biubau pulls the rope to ring the great church bell of Magerathia, but unfortunately, the bell broke, landing directly on him and everyone in the room, causing much damage. Have a nice day. Info: Biubau dies.
#1372
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 14 2005
Rating: 5
[06:30]:Freld [wanted]: tehtävä tarmalle! [06:30]:Enochian (wanted): heitä voltti [06:30]:Freld [wanted]: consider it done! [06:32]:Freld [wanted]: tehtävä complete! Result: 2 broken beer bottles (empty), fell from bed -> hurted my neck + my bookshelf fell :C
#1382
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Submitted by: Cutter
At: Oct 18 2005
Rating: 5
Cutter [fodder+]: olikos chaelissa joku alignrajotus? Geryon (fodder+): pitää olla goodis ainakin Shar (fodder+): juu tai jumala Shar (fodder+): ainaki inralla se on kaulas! Geryon (fodder+): se on xiitannu sen flipilla Shar (fodder+): ah Geryon (fodder+): se käy bootista aina siellä luolassa goatilta hakeen flipin
#1387
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Oct 21 2005
Rating: 5
Mithrand {party}: some1 negotiate with rocker Shar starts concentrating on a new spell. Shar (report): - Summoning rocker -
#1409
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Nov 2 2005
Rating: 5
Darol (fin): ideahan on mainio kuin viipaloitu leipä mutta toteutus on pitkin päivää ollut vähän kuin mursun syömä neliraaja-amputoitu leguaani (Darol kehuu wizzardien tuning-kykyjä...)
#1413
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Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Nov 6 2005
Rating: 5
dg paljastuksia: Dangergirl [kanniaalio+]: mä oon kirjoittanu lapsena ritari ässälle Dangergirl [kanniaalio+]: sit taisin kirjoittaa don johnsonille kans joskus 11 vuotiaana että "oot maailman seksikkäin mies" Dangergirl [kanniaalio+]: se varmaan arvosti Shardik <kanniaalio+>: no se meni oikeaan osoitteeseen
#1421
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Nov 15 2005
Rating: 5
Nightfall tells you 'vittu et ikinä usko' Nightfall tells you 'millanen keli täällä!' You tell Nightfall (*silma phuki*) 'jaa onks sielläpäin keli heittäytynyt ilkeeks :)' Nightfall tells you 'no lähin tos sotkeen luennolta kämpille, sato vettä' Nightfall tells you 'sit puolivälis matkaa alko sataan jotain jäisiä kuulia!!' Nightfall tells you 'meinas silmät puhketa siellä :(' You tell Nightfall (*silma phuki*) 'just. tiesiks muuten et jotkut ihmiset kutsuu noita "jääkuulia" rakeiks..?' Nightfall tells you 'joo, jotain sellasii ne varmaan oli?'
#1425
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Nov 20 2005
Rating: 5
Kiilgore tells you 'excuse my slow responce, I am downloading some clown porn'
#1443
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Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Dec 6 2005
Rating: 5
Brock <turha+>: huusin wowissa 'syvä iskumme on, viha voittamaton' niin pojat luuli että laulan teräspetonia..
#1496
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 26 2006
Rating: 5
(Courtesy of Pahvi!) You tell Shardik 'nii, joo, fgnhgdf' Shardik tells you 'SANO MUA REHTORIKS!' You tell Shardik 'hehe !' You tell Shardik 'noni hieno sivu' Shardik tells you 'vittu toi reply meni eka jolleki mortille' Shardik tells you 'ja sielt tuli viel kiltisti 'rehtori''
#1498
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Submitted by: Calmis
At: Feb 3 2006
Rating: 5
Bazil tells you 'wann now my alts name?' Bazil tells you 'u know of a char named narcosis' Bazil tells you '???????????????????????????????' Bazil tells you '<------------------------------ me' Bazil tells you 'i only toldu becuz im drunk' Bazil tells you 'if i get pked becuz this im gonna be pissed and atted al attention towards u' Bazil tells you 'and im merchant' Bazil tells you 'so u can ensure i can pay teh tax for pking u every day' Bazil tells you 'i dont want to' Bazil tells you 'but if i have to then so be it' Bazil tells you 'so i urge to not get me pked...' Bazil tells you 'we cool?????????'
#1509
Finnish
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Feb 13 2006
Rating: 5
Durtle (kirahvi+): hehe shadow ilmeisesti saanu tunea :) Calath (kirahvi+): se on enää varjo entisestään
#1536
Finnish
Submitted by: Jeskko
At: Mar 9 2006
Rating: 5
Kismet [wanted]: need summon Puhuri [wanted]: fails for some reason, Kismet Nepnep (wanted): "niin hyvää ettei summituksi saa?"
#1582
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dralith
At: May 2 2006
Rating: 5
Walciz [kitten+]: batmud is like hotel california "You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave..."