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#1584
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Submitted by: Lydiah
At: May 6 2006
Rating: 5
Capula (suomi): se tampereen hamppumarssi mihin 2 poliisia soluttautu oli hilpee Capula (suomi): hivenen erottu ne siviilipukuset joukosta Dangergirl [suomi]: oli liian eloisat silmät? Capula [suomi]: kasa pitkätukkia ja pari klanipäätä? :) Capula (suomi): muhkeat lihakset, valkoset kireat t-paidat ja aurinkolasit Capula (suomi): parasta oli ku pari hampputyyppia anto niille vapauttakaa kannabis kyltit ja otti niista kuvia Capula (suomi): ne kuvat oli vajaan vuorokauden jollai sivulla ja sitte tuli poliisilta ukaasi Capula (suomi): ei saa paljastaa suomen undercovercoppeja
#1615
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Jun 14 2006
Rating: 5
[06:49]:Venkelos [wanted]: 2x spider sabre [06:50]:Puhuri [wanted]: Venkelos - do sales last ... sales last: [06:43]:Venkelos [sales]: 2x spider sabre 45k [06:44]:Venkelos [sales]: 4wis necklace 40k
#1711
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Submitted by: Freld
At: Oct 22 2006
Rating: 5
Xavlithin [newbie]: does the door need a key or is there a way to unlock it? Solarhawk the Helper [newbie]: depends on the door Xavlithin [newbie]: the first one
#1736
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Submitted by: Krnlpanik
At: Nov 20 2006
Rating: 5
Mariska (bat): what the fuck is it with kids who have to constantly annouce they're drunk? Tixe [bat]: [05:31]:Mariska (nightlife+): WHEE BOOZE Tixe [bat]: like that? Mariska (bat): shush :) Mariska (bat): goddammit Mariska (bat): I've been outted. :(
#1820
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Submitted by: Tarken
At: Apr 30 2007
Rating: 5
Alanna [newbie]: How do you know if you've been sex-changed? Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: finger yourself
#1859
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 21 2007
Rating: 5
Ooga the Helper [newbie]: you just need to think like a heavily drunkened finn who's been up partying for 2 days straight and has mostly forgotten how to speak english Ooga the Helper [newbie]: that's the key to solving some of the older quests Dralith tells you 'hmm, too bad he's in a shinarae area ;)'
#1872
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Sep 6 2007
Rating: 5
[17:22]:Visk [wanted]: help with lq 46 (undead birds) paying 20K. [17:22]:Fil [wanted]: get undead cats [17:22]:Fil [wanted]: gimme 20k
#1919
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Submitted by: Kohothegreat
At: Jan 4 2008
Rating: 5
Awed (darkness+): Farliss shouts 'Awed likes men!' Awed (darkness+): Crx tells you 'accept'
#1988
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Submitted by: Freld
At: Jul 4 2008
Rating: 5
Aronmaie [newbie]: WHos Link death? Aronmaie [newbie]: He just grabbed my friend
#2024
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Submitted by: Tume
At: Nov 18 2008
Rating: 5
The RIL St. Elmo's Fire sails away. You recognize Noturgo's higher rank in the pack, and bow your head. Noturgo respects your elder status by bowing his head. The ship sails northwest. You recognize Noturgo's higher rank in the pack, and bow your head. Noturgo respects your elder status by bowing his head. The ship sails northwest. The ship cruises southwest along the tradelane. You recognize Noturgo's higher rank in the pack, and bow your head. Noturgo respects your elder status by bowing his head.
#2043
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Submitted by: Gurth
At: Jan 26 2009
Rating: 5
[12:40]:Tarken <wiz>: help [12:40]:Tarken <wiz>: oops
#2078
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ewige
At: May 29 2009
Rating: 5
Gunk (party): well, after evaluating zmud 4.62 for only 14 years, i have decided not to purchase Ewige (party): me too Ewige (party): just this year i decided it was too buggy
#2095
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Submitted by: Dunlop
At: Aug 17 2009
Rating: 5
[23:34]:Ulver (wanted): party for newbie [23:34]:Bmoa {wanted}: Thanks for help, but I do not needs a party atm. [23:35]:Butti [wanted]: What you need is bat to the head
#25
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 6
Zammy [lord_chaos]: ooo i got a paper blade now. better be carefull with blade of fire :)
#30
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 6
Murdoch [wanted]: Quality reincs from Murdoch. Ask now. Slith [wanted]: Murdoch the owl [druids]: when can lillys be found?<< You sure they are QUALITY reincs?
#44
English
Submitted by: Malar
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 6
Ssmud asks 'but what if i get shot by a .50 callibur automatic ground-air machine gun?' Dino says 'You'll get a reinc.' Dino says 'Free one.' Ssmud asks 'to angel?' Ssmud asks 'whats the stats?'
#45
English
Submitted by: Dazzt
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 6
Peelo [party]: what mob has lead ring?
#97
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 6
Wir [fc+]: mulla ei oo ollu tankatessa wimpyä päällä seitsemään suicideen :/
#102
English
Submitted by: Dino
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 6
Thematrix tells you 'you not look gay' Thematrix tells you 'You look like you are jarhead marine' Thematrix tells you 'Who eats nails' You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.' Thematrix tells you 'and kills people and is psycho vietnamguy' You emote to Thematrix 'nods at you.' Thematrix tells you 'You should join US military' Thematrix tells you 'They will like you'
#104
Finnish
Submitted by: Fizzl
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 6
Alkoholin veroalesta... [15:57]:Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: rennosti suunnattu noi alennukset jos kossupullo halpenee 35% ja viinit keskimäärin 2% [15:57]:Fizzl <kanniaalio+>: joops. opiskelemme eurooppalaista alkoholikulttuuria [15:58]:Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: herttasta ku perhe ruokailee yhdessä ja lapsillekin annetaan vedellä laimennettua koskenkorvaa ruokajuomana