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#423
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Mar 19 2004
Rating: 6
Nossat [party]: kerrotko joskus miksi me potkitaan lootaa? Ealoren [party]: potkikaa ny vaa :) Ealoren [party]: eiköhän se kohta selviä Jeskko [party]: tarmoilla on varmaan joku questi, 'get newbies kick the box'
#428
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pagar
At: Mar 21 2004
Rating: 6
(21:44) Eronk tells you 'what reagent you need for mastery of medicine?' (21:45) Eronk tells you 'uhmm mastery of medicine needs a reagent to be userful, right?'
#452
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Mar 27 2004
Rating: 6
[01:41]:Jure [sales]: w:ebony rod,black cloak [01:42]:Banba [sales]: sounds like you want wesley snipes [01:42]:Huppu (sales): rod? :P [01:42]:Huppu (sales): what's snipes got to do with rod? :P [01:42]:[sales]: Shadizar points at his crotch. [01:42]:Banba [sales]: and cloak - how he dressed in blade/blade 2 [01:42]:Huppu (sales): cloak is obvious! [01:42]:Huppu (sales): and ebony, but rod! [01:43]:Huppu (sales): he's not walking aroudn naked all the time you know! [01:43]:Banba [sales]: being black, i thought the rod was obvious! [01:43]:Shadizar [sales]: well he should [01:43]:Shadizar [sales]: hot hunk [01:43]:Huppu (sales): true, true [01:43]:Huppu (sales): gay overload.. [01:43]:(sales): Huppu explodes [01:43]:Banba [sales]: all your rod are blong to us [01:43]:Banba [sales]: dohh
#472
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Mar 31 2004
Rating: 6
Krzysiek {psionicist}: should be new tune if you manage to stun mosnter you should be so surprised that unable to act as well
#480
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Apr 2 2004
Rating: 6
Not a valid adverb, 'sober'.
#513
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Apr 9 2004
Rating: 6
Group: inform (#366/366) From: Shardik Subject: monster physress Date: Thu Dec 04 21:08:19 2003 Level: 150 [Wizard] Age: 25y, 340d, 13h, 8min and 19s Hi, The physical resistance of monsters was downgraded quite a bit. Address the inevitable whines to Juggelo. -Shardik- Nuane (wanted): 9x offtanks for eq!
#516
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Apr 10 2004
Rating: 6
Ghost of Broetchen {ghost}: new body, Exp: 58334173
#527
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beliah
At: Apr 13 2004
Rating: 6
[16:09]:Stefan [wanted]: yes, your dick is 30,48 by european standards [16:09]:Blayke [wanted]: wow!!! [16:10]:[wanted]: Proteus goes 'MmMmM...' at Stefan. [16:10]:Koan [wanted]: convert 11 cm to inch [16:10]:Koan [wanted]: oops
#557
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nargar
At: Apr 25 2004
Rating: 6
Favorit tells you ''weigh' is a command?'
#588
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: May 9 2004
Rating: 6
[13:38]:Peelo {wanted}: ring maker [13:38]:Saldas [wanted]: contact sauron
#601
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mhvi
At: May 19 2004
Rating: 6
Tascruel arrives from north. Tascruel tells you 'hoho' Tascruel tells you 'slaadin summonasin' Gray Slaad arrives from north. Gray Slaad lectures 'Someone soon has to scrape your remains from the floor, Tascruel! Tascruel is DEAD, R.I.P. You die. Tascruel tells you 'sori :i' Tascruel tells you 'emmä voinu tietää et se seuraa :D' Tascruel tells you 'mitäs idlasit!'
#627
Finnish
Submitted by: Laaban
At: May 29 2004
Rating: 6
Enandor tells you 'sä vittuile mulle, sä vittuile koko itä helsinki! sano seuraavan kerran ku haluut matsii ni tuun vapaaehtosesti ottaa sen' You tell Enandor 'mikä helvetin itähelsinki' Enandor tells you 'kontula,vuokki,meltsi,hertsika,rastila etc' "ok" :D
#674
Unset Language
Submitted by: Viitta
At: Jun 23 2004
Rating: 6
[13:55]:Atomska [barbarian]: is oogga's amulet gettable? [13:55]:Rankku [barbarian]: nope [13:55]:Atomska [barbarian]: how come [13:56]:Rankku [barbarian]: well because oogga doesn't have it? [13:56]:Viitta [barbarian]: smirk [13:56]:Atomska [barbarian]: oogga ever had it? [13:56]:Viitta [barbarian]: i'm your fan atomska! =) [13:57]:Rankku [barbarian]: no, sable had oogga amulet
#684
Unset Language
Submitted by: Farliss
At: Jun 24 2004
Rating: 6
Sweet (buffy+): Rjak : melko lyhyeen loppu tuo descadin inra-ajo, ei ehitty ees partia saaha kasaan niin se sammu :P
#734
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hackop
At: Jul 18 2004
Rating: 6
Coren tells you 'you're going to hell.' Coren tells you 'you know i'm kidding of course. ;)' Coren tells you 'actually i'm not, but that's ok, you'll have company, i'll bethere ruling.' Coren tells you 'you know why? >:)' You tell Coren 'why...you have had impure thoughts? or molested little boys?' Coren tells you 'because i'm catholic!' You tell Coren 'so, both' Coren tells you 'how old are you again little boy?' .@Coren eyes you suspiciously. You tell Coren 'too old for you' Coren tells you 'hrm, well i can pretend!'
#739
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hackop
At: Jul 19 2004
Rating: 6
Ottie tells you 'Total of 89748262 (598322%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.'
#747
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Jul 21 2004
Rating: 6
Okin [party]: what country you come? Yarthetiger [party]: the evil one Okin [party]: usa? [party]: Yarthetiger nods solemnly.
#762
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jul 25 2004
Rating: 6
Patris [newbie]: how the hell i can {#var prots {} {} my keep, nothing works, is it bug ? Aelynn {newbie}: maybe type unalias clear
#800
English
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Aug 12 2004
Rating: 6
Delveling [wanted]: which background is the offtanks nomad or evil reglious ?
#819
Finnish
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Aug 26 2004
Rating: 6
Kharadus (twilight+): en o cevapi kans partinnu sen jälkee ku tapahtu seuraavaa: Cevap party: all go u and d Kharadus (twilight+): Cevap party all here come Kharadus (twilight+): Cevap party: all go u d now Kharadus (twilight+): siin sit sakki ravas up down up down kauhee spammi Kharadus (twilight+): kattelin et mitähä täs haettiin Kharadus (twilight+): en koskaa saanu selville