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#2332
English
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Aug 29 2017
Rating: 0
Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Cyberman <politics>: We need OverlordTrumpisOurSaviour channel. Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Tedin grumbles 'Who doesn't.' Cyberman <politics>: I sense you two don't accept Trump as your saviour. Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Durand says 'only maduro.' Cyberman <politics>: I have accepted Trump as my saviour, you'll referr to him as Overlord. Cyberman asks 'You ready for your saviour Blitzer?'
#2333
English
Submitted by: Fuser
At: Sep 20 2017
Rating: 0
[17:57]:Choboeio [newbie]: What was the command for people recording funny or notable events that you can vote on? Can't remember [17:57]:Fuser (newbie): mudquote ? [17:57]:Choboeio [newbie]: That's it! TY
#2334
Finnish
Submitted by: Daw
At: Sep 25 2017
Rating: 0
Miksa tells you 'meeh? kyselee restorea'
#2335
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Dec 4 2017
Rating: 0
Banba [wanted]: playing batmud in a gentle haze of ignorance is the only way to do it
#2336
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Dec 19 2017
Rating: 0
[09:03]:Jeshua [wanted]: newbie drag? Can we make that a thing ? [09:03]:Roak {wanted}: is that.. threating newbie with pkill unless he wears highheels? [09:04]:Pirutar {wanted}: no its newbie doing drag show for exp [09:04]:Took [wanted]: what happens in batsmut stays in batsmut [09:05]:[wanted]: Jeshua slowly puts on heels [09:05]:Roak {wanted}: dance for daddy :D [09:06]:Jeshua [wanted]: Well, I don't hear any music, Daddy. [09:06]:Roak {wanted}: no no. Conquer is always daddy. [09:06]:[wanted]: Jeshua eyes Conquer seductively.
#2337
English
Submitted by: Esim
At: Jan 16 2018
Rating: 0
[11:41]:Daerid {sales}: I've gotten 3 furnachia maps that point at same happy sundew over the boot [11:42]:Nyriori [sales]: prolly wasnt so happy after ppl found him tho :P [11:42]:Turnip {sales}: fat sundew is happy sundew [11:42]:Darna [sales]: ents and sundew get along though, right? [11:42]:Daerid {sales}: this ent in question was lazy, noted it in next room, and fled like brave sir Robin [11:43]:Daerid {sales}: live and let live [11:44]:Darna [sales]: maybe maps are how sundew attract prey? like next step in evolution [11:44]:Nyriori [sales]: I kind of believe that. [11:45]:Turnip {sales}: sundews evolved cartography skill?
#2338
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 19 2018
Rating: 0
Psionic leech shouts 'Loerhei no longer causes lag!' Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: ress please Porkzar {ghost}: accept Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: got gileon first Porkzar {ghost}: damn him! Loerhei [ghost]: one more explore death and i ragequit Nyriori [ghost]: exploring is kind of dangerous tho Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: oh nice
#2339
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 30 2018
Rating: 0
<tunes>: Freld hums a little tune.
#2341
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Feb 16 2018
Rating: 0
[02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): that was like the first time i ate a girls butthole [02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): "this is fucking wrong" [02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): "but godamn i like it."
#2342
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Feb 20 2018
Rating: 0
[21:29]:Malum [basilisk-]: Dont worry, we learnt the other day Nepnep is not human, he is an AI robot run by wizards.
#2343
Finnish
Submitted by: Ulath
At: Mar 27 2018
Rating: 0
[12:31]:Arnoldi {suomi}: sorry... olen kai humalassa. juonpa lisää [12:31]:Acidia <suomi>: jolly good [12:31]:Arnoldi {suomi}: yritin sanoa.... [12:31]:Acidia <suomi>: älä
#2344
English
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Apr 20 2018
Rating: 0
Gore <awiz>: blitzer can try his crash code! (17:57) Blitzer ~/> awiz yes! Blitzer <awiz>: yes! (17:57) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> awiz tell me when ready Blitzer <awiz>: tell me when ready Gore <awiz>: ready! Gore <awiz>: aim! (17:58) Blitzer ~/> lpc crypt ("foobar", "!@#@!") % Connection to bat0 closed by foreign host. ---- No world ----
#2345
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: May 28 2018
Rating: 0
Fingust (bat): what the fuck.. how can a crocodile do magic ? Caveron (bat): How can anyone, regardless of race, shape or size? :) Fingust (bat): i ment a crocodile... beast... Hipander [bat]: it looks like a duck, it quacks like a duck... its a monster! Moor [bat]: Crocodilian Magic Moor [bat]: Monstorian Magic Moor [bat]: Anatinian Magic! Moor [bat]: (Duck magic) Gargoyle {wanted}: exp for tarmadruid Gargoyle {sales}: reincs 10k Caveron (bat): If a duck can ride around on a zebra while wielding weapons, I don't see anything wrong with a crocodile casting spells :)
#2346
English
Submitted by: Bogle
At: Jul 14 2018
Rating: 0
Urza [bat]: that moment when you realize that it's Friday the 13th, that last Friday the 13th was April 13th, and that was exactly 13 weeks ago. Peelo (bat): damn! Numbertwo [bat]: science b*tches! Urza [bat]: also it's a new moon and there's a solar eclipse in the souther hemisphere Darkahven (bat): and there won't be another friday the 13th in 14 moths Darkahven (bat): months Searc (bat): finland has 6 month long solar eclipse every year, its called the winter
#2348
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 11 2018
Rating: 0
(nightlife+): Nepos licks his own Ring of Ndoki. Marrow (nightlife+): yes Glaurung (nightlife+): dude you licked it! Shar (nightlife+): :D Nepos (nightlife+): I'm a pig, yes Shar (nightlife+): better clean it before chesting eh Gileon (nightlife+): nepass! Croesus {nightlife+}: nobody wants that shit now :/ Nepos (nightlife+): fine, i'll keep it
#2349
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 12 2018
Rating: 0
Spann (sales): kobold map 30k Spann (sales): kobold map 1k Spann (sales): laenor Spann (sales): once Spann (sales): twice Spann (sales): 3 times Spann (sales): sold Spann (wanted): what map is kobold map?
#2350
Finnish
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Aug 27 2018
Rating: 0
Nepu sai Dull ringin [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): ihana rinkula... [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): vasta koko illan taistellu, on jo +1/+1!!!! tiedan mita teen tan viikon [23:59]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jaanii solveet nitä vitun sanoja [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): voivittimasanonsaatana... [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): itellä meni kupari nurin parin päivän jälkee ja myin vittuu koko ringi [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita opimme tasta, se pitaa tosiaan ite solvee, ei auta et joku solveis sulle =P [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jep, mä vähän mietinki tota et solvettuna muka sais [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): toperi hinkkas sen tappiin ja nakkas mulle parin tunnin huhkinnan jalkeen, 0 stat... [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): jee.... [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita vittuu, eivoi ees tietaa ja 12s aikaa et nojond on tietysti donjon??? [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): mika bittu on donjon?????? [00:03]:Gargoyle (vsa+): ei hajuukaa [00:03]:Nepnep (vsa+): toaggi ja valkrist on vastuussa tastaki, tapan [00:03]:(vsa+): Gargoyle goes 'mmmmm...'.
#2351
English
Submitted by: Aiseki
At: Dec 18 2018
Rating: 0
Zoid [wanted]: is there mount feed bag bigger than it sells in guild (20 slots)? Banba {wanted}: stylus 's nuts Tarken <wanted>: .... Banba stole my exact response. That bastard! Banba {wanted}: i saw it on his website - i_choke_horses.com
#2354
English
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 31 2019
Rating: 0
Blackstar [chat]: Kitsune marry me I can cook and do women work and you can play poker with the boys on sundays and fix the cars Kitsune <chat>: woman work? Kitsune <chat>: dude, i love cooking. i'd be pissed if i couldn't cook Kitsune <chat>: but you can do poker, i wanna do the MNF :P Blackstar [chat]: ok fine, you can cook and work on the cars then! and I _GUESS_ I'll play poker all the time Blackstar [chat]: sounds like a fair trade
#2355
English
Submitted by: Choboeio
At: Mar 16 2019
Rating: 0
[02:35]:Reprocess [chat]: drugs? [02:52]:Entropy <chat>: hey you [02:53]:Choboeio [chat]: Who? [02:53]:Entropy <chat>: hey you , dont let them bury they live [02:54]:Entropy <chat>: wooooot [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: it was only a fantasy [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: i think the worms are eating into my brains