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#1198
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Apr 26 2005
Rating: 6
13:49 < Bean> and now I present a 5 act play, by Krnlpanik. 13:49 < Bean> Krnlpanik swings her fist in the air with rage and yell 'CHARGE!'!!!!! 13:49 < Bean> Krnlpanik leaves west. 13:49 < Bean> Alchemist shouts 'Krnlpanik bites the dust!' 13:49 < Bean> Info: Krnlpanik dies. 13:49 < Bean> Krnlpanik accepts resurrect from you. 13:54 < krnl> i rule and you know it. 13:54 < Bean> the afterlife maybe
#1211
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Submitted by: Nomiculious
At: May 6 2005
Rating: 6
Xirtameht tells you 'HALLO I are Xirtmeht I'm player new to game, I want exp to be levels higher than now, how can you be there to help in this beggingin time I have now?' n You tell Xirtameht 'I earned my exp' Xirtameht tells you 'Yes, please to earn for me?' Xirtameht tells you 'you must played this game for weeks? Xirtameht tells you 'hi, nomiciulious are you there to be with me?'
#1218
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Submitted by: Sitan
At: May 11 2005
Rating: 6
Line [party]: well. as gilead knows i'm good for killing myself Line [party]: goes Line leaves north. Line left somewhere. Line [party]: AMBUSHED Line [party]: AMBUSHED Blackstar [party]: oh boy Sitan [party]: <+>-<+> like that <+>-<+> Orc shouts 'Line bites the dust!' Line dies. Gilead [party]: summon him ffs Ghost of Line [party]: ueah
#1242
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Submitted by: Twomi
At: Jun 3 2005
Rating: 6
Ggr [fc+]: Kalleman tells you 'tuli sitte se World of Warcraft hommattua' Ggr [fc+]: Info: Kalleman left the game. WankMeister [fc+]: so another newbie I never heard of bites the dust
#1289
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Submitted by: Desotarion
At: Jul 12 2005
Rating: 6
Fingust tells you 'what is the point of killing cash mobs ? ..'
#1299
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Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Jul 20 2005
Rating: 6
Farliss's darkness spell dissolves. Farliss (party): ENTIT HYÖKKÄÄ PÄÄLLE JA MANGUSTIT EI SAA NUKKUA ENÄÄ!! EI HUVITA KYLLÄ SAATANA ENÄÄ MIKÄÄN!!!!!!!!!!! (Darkness down!) Farliss summons a circle of darkness. Farliss (party): NYT SAA MANGUSTIT NUKKUA TAAS JA ENTITKI ON PILKOTTU TAKKAPUIKSI!!!!!!!! (Darkness UP!!!!)
#1347
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Sep 23 2005
Rating: 6
Hobo [wanted]: why did lizard king slayer appear in my plan? Hobo is a level 100 mortal of the Skeleton race.
#1356
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Submitted by: Malicat
At: Oct 4 2005
Rating: 6
You emote to Blackstar 'goes 'Yo!' at you.' Blackstar tells you 'I'm kidding I love you as much as a man can without being gay' Blackstar tells you 'MISTEEEELLOMHPZZZLLLLL'
#1360
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Oct 7 2005
Rating: 6
[04:56]:Lavitz [wanted]: that reinc still, don't make me pull out the puppydog eyes [04:57]:Aesthir (wanted): you're mean, give the puppy back its eyes
#1361
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Submitted by: Duracell
At: Oct 8 2005
Rating: 6
Freld arrives from southwest. Freld starts concentrating on a new spell. Freld points at you. Freld booms 'nörtti homo.' Freld hops on one leg, flaps his arms and chants 'xafe ayz xckgandhuzqarr' Freld vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps.
#1371
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Submitted by: Grediah
At: Oct 13 2005
Rating: 6
Arson [wanted]: fire building potions
#1408
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Submitted by: Cutter
At: Nov 2 2005
Rating: 6
Cutter [fodder+]: era voitti jo kaikki kanavaloton palkinnot Era (forum+): lucky me Era (fodder+): lucky me
#1419
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Nov 12 2005
Rating: 6
Alakhai [wanted]: sex staff Alakhai [wanted]: perkele Alakhai [wanted]: Dex staff
#1420
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Submitted by: Juo
At: Nov 14 2005
Rating: 6
Heretic tells you '19:02:Rankku report: VOIHAN TIDISSI JA ÄL AHOLAN SISSIJUUSTOT! UHU UHU TIEDÄTTEX MITÄ SENKIN PÄLLIT?! NO ITSEHÄN LÄHINNÄ RYKÄSIN JUST UNSEENIT! :Dddd Seuraavan kierroksen Shardikin saunaolutta tarjoaa sit ee+' Heretic tells you 'miger heitti unseen acid arrowi :)'
#1436
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Nov 28 2005
Rating: 6
Shift [saato+]: teenpäs pelimiehet ja banishaan 200k ekspaa päällä Orthanc [saato+]: huoh ela viitti ,) Shift [saato+]: menee jo! Orthanc [saato+]: tiedat miten siina kay Shift [saato+]: # Shift [saato+]: oho Info: Shift dies. ... Ghost of Shift [ghost]: w: 3 letter demon
#1456
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 16 2005
Rating: 6
[07:31]:Lazarus [wanted]: how long does spell 'forget' last? [07:31]:Cilwand (wanted): random [07:31]:Marvin [wanted]: can't remember [07:31]:Beanos [wanted]: I forget [07:32]:Cilwand (wanted): funny fuckers, arent they :D
#1470
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Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 8 2006
Rating: 6
(almost a battlecry) Ravaging hobgoblin's bash sends you sprawling. You lose your concentration and stop your spell casting. Ravaging hobgoblin screams 'ululululululululululululululululululu!'
#1490
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Submitted by: Kawasa
At: Jan 24 2006
Rating: 6
Damogran says 'It is always a pleasure to help polite newbies.' You are granted a round-headed amulet labeled as (Kerzebel) <orange glow>. Kerzebel bows gracefully.
#1573
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Submitted by: Malacoda
At: Apr 20 2006
Rating: 6
Delveling (merchant): we got a tarma druid here ?
#1623
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jun 22 2006
Rating: 6
Moonlord [sales]: free +2 dex bracelet to person who has smallest dick here? who wants it? [Long silence] Tim [sales]: looks like no one can beat you