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#1624
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Jun 22 2006
Rating: 6
Blackstar [wanted]: healer, 3x tanks, blaster for exp run Pradedek tells you 'i can come' You tell Pradedek '_Blackstar_ [wanted]: healer, 3x tanks, blaster for exp run' Pradedek tells you 'yeah so i said that i can come..'
#1664
Finnish
Submitted by: Freld
At: Sep 1 2006
Rating: 6
Shar tells you 'muijal kans vaikeuksia ymmärtää ku sanon et pelaanpa hetken, sit ku oon 2h huudellu partia ni se kysyy et joko oot pelannu tarpeeks ja sanon notta en oo viel alottanukaa'
#1682
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Sep 23 2006
Rating: 6
Balroc (wanted): sum dd lampsa Robinhood the unicorn {wanted}: trying Robinhood the unicorn {wanted}: # Maximus (report): [Robinhood the unicorn {wanted}] in [1] Maximus (party): ei taas
#1772
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Jan 21 2007
Rating: 6
Blayke (wanted): does 2 wanderers work ok? Grimpold (wanted): yes if both has 3 levels of that guild Blayke (wanted): fuck
#1803
Unset Language
Submitted by: Fizzl
At: Mar 13 2007
Rating: 6
Noctur <suomi>: bittu, ostin tollasen isoimman & kalleimman kopiokortin jossa on monen sadan kopion eestä kredittejä. piti sit mennä kopioimaan yksi (1) sivu, ja siinä kopiokoneen vieressä oli kortinlukija ja nitoja-automaatti. Noctur <suomi>: ne oli aika saman näköisiä...
#1836
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jun 14 2007
Rating: 6
Ggr [newbie]: we have a special figure which is used to measure the drunkenness of wizards, it is called EPM or "events per minute".
#1849
Finnish
Submitted by: Markuz
At: Jul 18 2007
Rating: 6
[23:26]:Arafat (suomi): työ, surkiat paskat, työ ääliöt. vyö vitun p9olin paskanaamat luulette että omalla clientillä tuodaan batmud lähemmäs ihmistä. haistakaa nyt sormianne kun ne on hikoilleet teidän palleissanne, joita teillä ei ole. Te ette osaa nähdä asioita, te matkitte niitä. Te luulette että tuntumaa on 15 vee ja risat. tätähän se lars haki ja tätä perseaivo niilokin tuumi, teemme batista clientmudi. ei, ei emme mitenkään ajattele että tämä olisi vain lähstymistapa unixiin. aasit [23:26]:Gore <suomi>: heippa.
#1871
Unset Language
Submitted by: Darol
At: Sep 6 2007
Rating: 6
Ulath <wiz>: Our butchering skill decides whether or not a monster was 'intelligent' by checking if the monster had an organ 'arm' :) Ulath <wiz>: 'what?' :D
#1887
Unset Language
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Oct 14 2007
Rating: 6
[04:56]:Zenick (party): eipa tas kyl yhtaa nukuta
#1906
Unset Language
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Nov 29 2007
Rating: 6
[23:10]:Sprite {merchant}: make a flesh chest [23:10]:Hair [merchant]: how many slots? [23:10]:Froggy [merchant]: I fear how many kilos of flesh it would take [23:10]:Alakhai (merchant): flesh chest, you mean boobs? [23:10]:Murgan [merchant]: silicon! [23:11]:Alakhai (merchant): "a flesh chest reinforced with silicon" [23:11]:Tarken [merchant]: :D [23:11]:Acidia [merchant]: i would use the word 'enhanced', rather than reinforced [23:11]:[merchant]: Murgan laughs out loud. [23:11]:Lurppa [merchant]: damn funny to force open,, would bounce around the room [23:11]:Hair [merchant]: so this is no a-cup chest [23:11]:Tarken [merchant]: hahahaahaha [23:12]:Alakhai (merchant): my god, this is one kinky guild [23:12]:Froggy [merchant]: I don't want to ask what kidn of traps you'd put on it. [23:12]:Acidia [merchant]: boobytraps? [23:12]:Tarken [merchant]: boobytraps :D [23:12]:[merchant]: Murgan rolls on the floor laughing her ass off.
#1994
Unset Language
Submitted by: Grimpold
At: Jul 17 2008
Rating: 6
Kawasa {twiddle+}: meitsi o saattanu laihtua
#2242
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Apr 19 2011
Rating: 6
(03:20) Gorge tells you 'fucking ass come out and fight' (03:21) Ghost of Gorge tells you 'get off my ship'
#2292
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Apr 21 2012
Rating: 6
Group: guilds.ranger (#70/181) From: Fanglorious (Lvl: 40 Age: 1d, 22h, 27min and 23s) Subject: Idea for rangers partying together Date: Fri Apr 08 00:09:14 2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 10 Some races and guilds get bonuses for partying together, how about rangers too? It would be cool if when rangers party together they could make more than one fire, for example party report party report party report party report party report party report party report party report
#26
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 7
Delveling [wanted]: own channel for the queue of drawbridge rapers
#31
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 7
Walor [wanted]: party for offie who makes shit fly! but cig first! Zulle [wanted]: laxative offtank?
#58
English
Submitted by: Harle
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 7
Ssmud [bat]: Singing into Batmud - 0 dollars Ssmud [bat]: having fun mudding - 0 dollars Ssmud [bat]: Meeting one of the worlds lowest iqs in the world - Priceless Ssmud [bat]: there are some things you just cant buy, for everything else, there is ignore
#72
English
Submitted by: Harle
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 7
Hellslayer party: Good Tune is unconscious and in need of medical care... Grinning devilishly Archwizards CRUELLY RENDS Good Tune causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Good Tune is Dead, R.I.P.
#111
English
Submitted by: Flirt
At: Jan 4 2004
Rating: 7
Drakonis [newbie]: YAY! Drakonis [newbie]: Im no longer a newbie! Drakonis [newbie]: yippie [newbie]: Flirt gives suspicious looks to everyone. Smoking {newbie}: why are you on this channel then? Drakonis [newbie]: dunno Drakonis [newbie]: bye! finger drakonis Drakonis Griffel is a level 29 mortal of the Giant race. He was created Sat Jan 18 00:37:14 2003 and he is 4d, 18h, 1min and 34s old.
#113
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Jan 4 2004
Rating: 7
Qurp {wanted}: plz, u gotta use proper english 2 make ppl understand, what u ar saying marylon, ok omg plz lol?
#116
Finnish
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Jan 5 2004
Rating: 7
Calath [fin]: tai talvisota eventti, kaikki jotka arrives from east --> tapetaan Stargazer [fin]: siis kaikki jotka liikkuu westiin rippaa? :) Calath [fin]: no eiks se oo ihan reiluu et TASTA EI MUUTEN MENNA WESTII! Pietu [fin]: tota vois sitte ajaa aina 6.12 :) Calath [fin]: ja jos joku paasee livahtaa ni tulee sellaine gobbo jonka nimi o rokka ja puree polvet irti