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#336
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 7
(courtesy of Shardik) Tomba tells <mortal>, Gore and Shradik 'niin, et pääse wiz kanavalle, ni pohditaan telleillä. tässä on wizujen parhaat aivot nyt kasassa, ja sit on shardik ja gore.'
#340
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 7
Prostitute shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Puhuri!' Info: Puhuri dies. Nyriori [ghost]: She was a bit rough, I take it.
#341
English
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 7
[23:49]:Jacen [sales]: chunk of crans meat, mb 1k [23:49]:Cran [sales]: he! [23:49]:Cran [sales]: +y [23:49]:[sales]: Chaste says firmly and without hesitation 'NO.'. [23:49]:Jacen [sales]: meaty [23:49]:Zithromax [sales]: can be used in plastic surgery to cran? [23:50]:Cran [sales]: can be used in sex change... [23:50]:Killergum [sales]: w: waino armor [23:50]:Caveron [sales]: Oh man, he took your dick? Now that's just mean [23:52]:Cran [sales]: and let me tell you, that piece of meat is not wieldable in one hand even for a giant...
#360
Finnish
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Feb 26 2004
Rating: 7
Glacius [fin]: paljos tossa asmo robessa on hpr ku noin kallis kerta
#363
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Feb 27 2004
Rating: 7
Tyme [wanted]: i like vector boobs. the kind that expand without loss of quality =)
#398
English
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 7
Kheldor [newbie]: if all my eq is gone and there is a continuous drumming overhead is my eq being restored?
#547
English
Submitted by: Nobbs
At: Apr 19 2004
Rating: 7
(16:28) Bat shouts 'Guano died on his knees!'
#551
Unset Language
Submitted by: Night
At: Apr 20 2004
Rating: 7
Darol tells you 'select nomad -> Ok, select barsoomian -> Ah, noticed you are from Slovenia, your barsoomian is given no hands. :D'
#585
English
Submitted by: Everlast
At: May 7 2004
Rating: 7
[17:59]:Diesel [newbie]: what is hcbat? [17:59]:Rastline [newbie]: hardcore batmud [18:00]:Diesel [newbie]: hc? does it have nudity?
#597
Finnish
Submitted by: Entor
At: May 16 2004
Rating: 7
Entor (fin): pidetaa kesaloma! Entor (fin): batti kii 1kk Stargazer [fin]: joo! Nargar (fin): toi ois hyvä idea! Greatorian [fin]: tälle sais ehkä 30 isomman conin jos pistäs kaikki siihe sit alkas haittaa con Daerid [fin]: 'sori ei toimintaa heinäkuussa' Nargar (fin): mud-driver pitää kesälomaa 1.-30.7. Game Driver shouts 'Batmud is now wizard-locked by Gore. Reason: BatMUD is on summer vacation for 1 month, courtesy of Entor..' Nuane (fin): :D Entor (fin): =D Arnoldi [fin]: nyyyh. mitä mä nyt teen kesälomalla? Stargazer [fin]: hahahah
#603
Finnish
Submitted by: Laaban
At: May 19 2004
Rating: 7
Jeanne [camelot+]: mistä noita pixie mug ja barrelleita yms löytyy Berovir [camelot+]: mithril stonedownista? Berovir [camelot+]: eiku Berovir [camelot+]: onks siel vain sita dustia?
#650
Unset Language
Submitted by: Sirdar
At: Jun 13 2004
Rating: 7
Tomba <bat>: real men don't use viagra Tomba <bat>: real men cry alone in the bathroom
#666
Finnish
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Jun 21 2004
Rating: 7
Mega (slf+): eka Mega (slf+): eka Mega (slf+): oops Mega (slf+): oops Mega (slf+): ah huutomerkillä tulee uudestaan edellinen rivi Mega (slf+): piti testaa sit Mega Lomania is a level 56 eternal of the Titan race.
#695
Unset Language
Submitted by: Rowen
At: Jul 2 2004
Rating: 7
:Glaurung [wanted]: A FUCKING HEALER SO I CAN GET SOME MOBS KILLED! YA FU CKING PANSYASS WANKERS WHO UTTERLY IGNORE ME SO I NEVERGET ANYTHING DONE IN THIS FUCKING GAME AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT AND ILL MOW YOU DOWN SOMDAY! [15:59]:Glaurung [wanted]: and death to nuns as well
#698
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jul 2 2004
Rating: 7
[19:26]:Ramjett [ghost]: Tired of being Draen-Dalar's bitch? Accept rais/ress/body from ramjett [19:26]:Khonshu [ghost]: im not his bitch, im his love child...
#702
Unset Language
Submitted by: Drifter
At: Jul 4 2004
Rating: 7
(22:49) Starshine tells you 'pelaavat muuten luz stadiumil' (22:50) Starshine tells you 'portugal-greece' (22:51) Starshine tells you 'ja tulos palkin mukaan POR0-0GRE'
#809
English
Submitted by: Harle
At: Aug 22 2004
Rating: 7
Blayke {wanted}: just suicide and get it over with Blayke {wanted}: youll waste less time that way, believe me! Harle [wanted]: when are you gonna take your own advice blayke? Blayke {wanted}: when i hit 675 thief or when the world melts into blue icecream... Ssmud [wanted]: he doesnt, hes a hippocrit Thematrix [wanted]: hehe Grimpold (wanted): world is already a blue icecream Info: The world melts into blue ice cream. Blackstar [wanted]: LOL Grimpold (wanted): man Thematrix [wanted]: well see you later blayke Blayke {wanted}: ack! Coldfire [wanted]: mmm Blackstar [wanted]: shit break out the spoons
#872
Unset Language
Submitted by: Huppu
At: Sep 17 2004
Rating: 7
Farthon [zerg+]: ootko IKINÄ edes ampunut rynkyl sarjaa ;) Eronk [zerg+]: oon mä cs:ää pelannu
#875
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blnk
At: Sep 18 2004
Rating: 7
Shadikka [newbie]16:10: How to train cut/incise?
#879
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Sep 20 2004
Rating: 7
Beyond (kirahvi+): MOI TAAS, OLEN GIANT JA PUHUN CAPSEILLA TASTALAHTIEN