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#926
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Submitted by: Ratza
At: Oct 14 2004
Rating: 7
Vengeance [mossad+]: jaaha oli jääny ovi auki ku runkkasi Vengeance [mossad+]: noh tuski noita kämppiksiä kiinnostaa
#941
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Submitted by: Rutaliator
At: Oct 21 2004
Rating: 7
(11:49) Larppa tells you 'tahon vaan kuunnella sentencedin capture of fireä hardisti ja olla ninja' (11:49) Larppa tells you 'olla NINJA' (11:49) Larppa tells you '1) neo niinq mammaleita' (11:50) Larppa tells you '2) ne niinq kuttaa pädejä all the time' (11:50) Larppa tells you '3) niitten tarkotus o niinq flip out ja kill people' Larppa tells you 'KÄPTSÖRRÖFFAIIIIIIIIJAAAAAA'
#971
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Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Nov 9 2004
Rating: 7
[22:55]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: I plunged about 4 nuggets of cedar into pool on 2 differenct occasions, and then I plunged in a sword [22:55]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: but when I extact cedar nothing happens [22:55]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: any ideas? [22:57]:Khonshu [lord_chaos]: means not enough cedar, usually [22:57]:Khonshu [lord_chaos]: what was total weight you put in? [22:58]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: 26, 29, 15, and I think about 29 [22:58]:Khonshu [lord_chaos]: hrrr i would certainly expect that to do it, uh... [22:58]:Khonshu [lord_chaos]: check syntax yuo're using for plunge and extract, i guess...? what messages do you get in response? [22:59]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: I type extract cedar [23:00]:Khonshu [lord_chaos]: after plunge blade? and what does it w [23:01]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: it said, you must extract cedar into your chaos balde [23:01]:Niceperson [lord_chaos]: do you have tog et a special weapon? i just bought one from the city smithy [23:01]:[lord_chaos]: Khonshu looks very confused. [23:01]:Cran [lord_chaos]: umm :) [23:01]:[lord_chaos]: Khonshu cocks its head to the side and mutters 'umm...'.
#986
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Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Nov 24 2004
Rating: 7
Houtmi [key]: periaattees voisin yhdelle lähteä, mut en mä rypee lähde tänään
#989
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Submitted by: Melemkor
At: Nov 25 2004
Rating: 7
Silea [merchant]: You slip up and destroy your material! [merchant]: Silea purrs contently. [merchant]: Daria applauds wholeheartedly. Dazzt [merchant]: You should get reaver energy for destroyed materials! Silea [merchant]: merch and reaver are really the same thing... Silea [merchant]: we just pretend to be 'civilized'... Rapscallion [merchant]: and wear better shoes Silea [merchant]: and really, when you get to it, it IS all about the shoes.
#1019
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Submitted by: Kratos
At: Dec 10 2004
Rating: 7
Horse says 'i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie.' Pigeon says 'to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop.' Horse says 'the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie.' Pigeon says 'to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.' Pigeon says 'now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat.' Horse says 'and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.' Pigeon says 'see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello.' Horse says 'to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow.' Blitzer nods wisely.
#1022
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Submitted by: Dino
At: Dec 14 2004
Rating: 7
Rutaliator tells you 'kun tarkemmin aattelee, mä olin ite asiassa aika hyvä wizu. Mulla on lapin läänin kokonen ego eikä koodaustaitoja ja koitin kovasti snoopatakki vaikken pystyny.'
#1067
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Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Jan 18 2005
Rating: 7
Keno [wanted]: 3 more people who want 10+ rooms easy explore required to get naked tho Linzhou [wanted]: that sounds so bad lol Strikerbum [wanted]: you dont wanna see my schlong! :\ Kerzebel tells you 'what is schlong?'
#1110
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Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Feb 9 2005
Rating: 7
Kooper [newbie]: nuns are good, priests are evil, just like irl
#1117
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Submitted by: Rutaliator
At: Feb 12 2005
Rating: 7
[14:23]:MoNkEy-BoY {ee+}: mut me ollaanki sivistyneitä [14:23]:MoNkEy-BoY {ee+}: vähän niinku batmudin mensa
#1148
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Mar 8 2005
Rating: 7
Fractal [newbie]: what exactly is "devine damage"? Khonshu [newbie]: a typo :)
#1191
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Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Apr 22 2005
Rating: 7
Cutter [zerg+]: öh, mitä hauskaa tossa iskijäpummin mudquotessa nyt on että sitä on votettuki
#1238
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: May 29 2005
Rating: 7
Pigleta is a level 18 mortal of the Lizardman race. It was created Tue Nov 21 01:24:29 2000 and it is 23h, 23min and 30s old. It was last on Sun Jan 07 17:04:44 2001 (4y, 142d, 21h, 28min and 5s ago). It has killed: A Skinny Pig is lounging in the mud, 917 exp Grave robber, 4597 exp (party of 2) Plan: >plan set plan help plan help help plan q 88 E S Q D D q plan quit
#1283
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Submitted by: Aesthir
At: Jul 4 2005
Rating: 7
Blackadder tells you 'haluaisitko ajaa akiran läpi minä kakkosessa'
#1331
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Submitted by: Rankku
At: Aug 27 2005
Rating: 7
[21:21]:Gogi [sales]: 3wis bracelet with youre name offer [21:21]:Harle [sales]: 25k [21:22]:Alakhai [sales]: 30k [21:22]:Harle [sales]: 35k [21:22]:Nuane (sales): whats that 3wis bracelet [21:22]:Rankku {sales}: 40k [21:22]:Rankku {sales}: i assume it's that 2wis bracelet :) [21:22]:Harle [sales]: 45k [21:22]:Gogi [sales]: hmm jst a sec [21:22]:[sales]: Harle agrees with Rankku fully. [21:22]:Rankku {sales}: or maybe it's the shelter arm! [21:23]:Gogi [sales]: ack its bracelet not neklace [21:23]:Nuane (sales): mitä vittua [21:23]:Rankku {sales}: wtf :D [21:23]:Gogi [sales]: osrry guys [21:24]:Harle [sales]: you said it was bracelet to begin with [21:24]:Hellvasara [sales]: u mean its necklace not bracelet? [21:24]:Gogi [sales]: yes [21:24]:[sales]: Hellvasara hops around like a bunny. [21:24]:Gogi [sales]: sorry really sorry
#1362
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Submitted by: Freld
At: Oct 8 2005
Rating: 7
Zarx tells you 'mut mä meen suihkuu ku kävin viimeks 8m sitte' You tell Zarx '8month?' Zarx tells you '8 megs' You tell Zarx (busy) 'jätkä laskee suihkut expa välei :D' Zarx tells you 'mö tykkään laskelmoida juttuui!'
#1502
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Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Feb 7 2006
Rating: 7
Blacksmith [party]: ei kuule mindseize stunna Blacksmith is a level 72 mortal of the Drow race. It was created Fri Feb 11 13:14:18 2000 and it is 112d, 2h, 20min and 59s old. It is the Mindbender. Myshkin [sforce+]: ku mindbender niin sanoo niin pakko sen on niin olla
#1524
English
Submitted by: Azalea
At: Feb 28 2006
Rating: 7
You tell Zalcon 'I totally just typed 'well I reinced out of science major'' Zalcon tells you 'that is scary' Zalcon tells you 'I have to confess' Zalcon tells you 'I said: I think I'll give Nick a 'tell' rather than a 'call' earlier today' You tell Zalcon 'I've referred to the back seat of my car as the 'backrow' once' You tell Zalcon 'We're sad people' Zalcon tells you 'I tend to prefer the term 'misunderstood.'' Zalcon tells you 'seems a little more gentle'
#1543
English
Submitted by: Pokka
At: Mar 20 2006
Rating: 7
[14:09]:Glaurung [wanted]: i can't claw, i hit hard and i can keep up an extrademon! [14:09]:Glaurung [wanted]: ie barb + demon = superbarb! [14:09]:Glaurung [wanted]: conjumage + demon = superblaster! [14:10]:Glaurung [wanted]: nun + demon = porn [14:10]:Zograh [wanted]: :DDDDDDDDDDDD [14:10]:Psymar [wanted]: rofl [14:10]:Entor (wanted): never saw that coming =DD
#1608
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Submitted by: Spid
At: Jun 6 2006
Rating: 7
Spid (nightlife+): Small parts of your body are protected by armour. Spid (nightlife+): DAMN MY COCK IS EXPOSED! Blayke (nightlife+): :D Rocker {nightlife+}: :D Nina tells you 'you made me spill my tea :D' Amd rolls on the floor laughing at you.