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#1175
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Submitted by: Geryon
At: Mar 31 2005
Rating: 8
Huppu (fodder+): toi et 'gorilla nostais maasta varmaa 800kg iha huomaamattaan' o kans aika hurja veikkaus :/ Huppu (fodder+): tommose pienen henkilöauton ottais viuh vauh Huppu (fodder+): ja öö ku ne hermostuu ni eikö tommosil voimil ne pysty abaut repii raajoja irti toisiltaan :/ Shar (fodder+): sen seurauksenahan niit "vitun kädettömii apinoita" on
#1183
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Apr 12 2005
Rating: 8
Ghost of Deathwind {ghost}: offer something damnit :P [ghost]: Walciz offers Deathwind a lollipop.
#1201
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Submitted by: Broetchen
At: May 2 2005
Rating: 8
Plan: >You tell Yandor 'soulii tulee' >(17:12) Yandor tells you '552 tänään jo' >(17:12) Yandor tells you 'ja expia 2m' >(17:13) Yandor tells you 'ja pilluakin oon saanut! tää päivä on rokannut' >(17:13) Yandor tells you 'niin ja runkkasin vielä aamulla!'
#1247
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Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 8
Bahumat [ghost]: I idled for 12 hours straight before I discovered that my connection had dropped 4 hours ago and I was just sitting in my chair drooling on myself looking at the screen.
#1248
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Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 8
Shinarae <eiz>: is there a reimburse policy for players who reinc with their eq on, besides pointing and laughing? Madrid <eiz>: you can dance too
#1304
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kerzebel
At: Jul 29 2005
Rating: 8
Neth tells you 'onko kukaa miespuoline btw ehdottanu sulle et suihinotatte vuoron perää :D?' You tell Neth (*jambahamamsdwe*) 'ei? :D' Neth tells you 'däääm' Neth tells you 'oot jääny paljosta paitsi :D'
#1334
Finnish
Submitted by: Twomi
At: Aug 30 2005
Rating: 8
Info: Kimvais starts the ritual of immortality. Rankku {forum+}: kimvaissin wizzaukset on vähän ku gotrekin restoret
#1341
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Submitted by: Septium
At: Sep 13 2005
Rating: 8
Illusia party: mut naiselta ei saa edelleenkään kysyä painoa eikä totaleita!
#1364
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Submitted by: Dutois
At: Oct 9 2005
Rating: 8
[13:10]:Cerelith [wanted]: summon, paying [13:10]:Cerelith [wanted]: got head [13:10]:Headway [wanted]: really :) [13:10]:Hellvasara [wanted]: uuh:D [13:11]:Headway [wanted]: I'm only summoning you :)
#1368
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Submitted by: Krnlpanik
At: Oct 12 2005
Rating: 8
Lavitz exclaims 'ooo candy!' Lavitz takes a black candy wrapper. Malacoda watches Lavitz closely. Lavitz unwraps a candy wrapper. Lavitz looks at pill. Lavitz exclaims 'Soldiers of fate never surrender!', throws a pill inside his mouth and swallows. Lavitz collapses to the ground, trashes in pain for a moment and dies. Ugly. Lavitz lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood. Lavitz loses the privilege to live. Lavitz is DEAD, R.I.P. Lavitz's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black. Malacoda cheers enthusiastically. Krnlpanik [party]: hahaha [party((?))]: Malacoda cheers enthusiastically. Dralith (party(Pupu+ World Domination)): accept ya n00b
#1379
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Submitted by: Cutter
At: Oct 17 2005
Rating: 8
Farliss (forum+): ma pidan silmiani kii ainaki aina partis
#1414
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Submitted by: Tatza
At: Nov 7 2005
Rating: 8
Zinko (party): tehkaas fire kun pollot ei osaa Nosay (party): eikä näköjään gargoyletkaan Tatza (party): siis tä ajat pöllöllä expaa? Zinko (party): Shelter Down Zinko (party): niin silla taitaa olla kakka exp rate :) Andthi [party]: :) Zinko (party): enpas muistanut ees Tatza (party): mietinki =) Zinko (party): ois kai siita saanut mainita aikasemminkin
#1426
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Submitted by: Garou
At: Nov 21 2005
Rating: 8
[01:46]:Nazrix [bat]: w: players like necroken to be put in a box and stop attacking me while I idle. [01:46]:Necroken [bat]: that's not true [01:46]:Necroken [bat]: you casted some spell that makes me attack [01:46]:Nazrix [bat]: me and kawasa dested his lead ring so sum him somehwere =D [01:48]:Necroken [bat]: nevermind kawasa helped me [01:48]:Garou [bat]: kawasa is too nice (01:48) Kawasa tells you 'check ghost last' (01:48) Kawasa tells you ':P' [01:48]:Ghost of Necroken [ghost]: nevermind, kawasa did not really help me. [01:48]:Ghost of Necroken [ghost]: i think he forgot that i was aggressive [01:49]:Kawasa (ghost): nod,didnt notice [01:49]:Ghost of Necroken [ghost]: and summoned me to the navigator.
#1469
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Submitted by: Eraser
At: Jan 5 2006
Rating: 8
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | 1.2 Eraser ldr 84( 951) 15( 464) 405(402) | 94 | 91636 | | 2.2 Sandel fol 219( 483) 9(1310) 280(280) | 74 | 68579 | | 3.2 Kanth fol 281( 431) 193(1197) 253(229) | 86 | 75053 | `-----------------------------------------------------------------------------' Fire demon is near death. Queen is in very bad shape. Fire demon is in bad shape. Fire demon is in bad shape. Kanth [party]: sp:t loppu Kanth hops on one leg, flaps his arms and chants 'xafe ayz xckgandhuzqarr' Kanth vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps. Kanth left somewhere. (...and if you dont know, fire demons block :)
#1750
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 1 2006
Rating: 8
Acidia [suomi]: tonto ja bmoa tuli gamedriverin mukana
#2221
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tarken
At: Nov 23 2010
Rating: 8
Jacen tells you 'do corpses turn to undead ever if meteor isnt running?:D'
#65
English
Submitted by: Femko
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 9
Durand shouts 'blabla blalblab abla.' You tell Durand 'A blablabla blabla blaaaa?' Durand tells you 'bla.' You tell Durand 'blaaaa!' Durand tells you 'bla baalalba bla?' You tell Durand 'blablabla blaa blabla balblalala!' You emote to Durand 'slaps a thundering high-five with you.' Durand bat: Bla.
#82
English
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 9
[22:29]:Baltzebub [wanted]: summon to portal [22:29]:Baltzebub [wanted]: got from captnapalm [22:29]:Baltzebub [wanted]: thanks [22:30]:Cyberman <wanted>: Rule of thumb Baltzebub, never accept ANYTHING from someone whose name is Captnapalm. [22:30]:Baltzebub [wanted]: what do you know cyberman, your shields made from the strongest material available fall apart from a single hit [22:32]:Cyberman <wanted>: Well, they were made in Taiwan and you know those cheap things.
#83
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 9
Oztak [fc+]: blow me mali :p Oztak [fc+]: in the nicest way possible Malicat [fc+]: Fetch me a microscope and some tweezers, and I'll think about it. :) Alucard [fc+]: Owned. [fc+]: Malicat winks at Alucard. Oztak [fc+]: hush alucard :) im trying to think :p
#105
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 9
Zith <kamikaze+>: salsa loppui kesken :( Zith <kamikaze+>: ja hmm, vaikuttaisi silta etta pieni osa tortilloista paatyi nenaan Zith <kamikaze+>: mitenhan mina siina onnistuin Pertulio [kamikaze+]: "ei tarvi olla wizardi ollakseen kadeton mutta kylla siita apua on"