You channel the vigor of Sister Mabelle and hit Orphan child, Orphan child,
Orphan child, Orphan child and Nun with your wrath beyond grave.

Poetic justice

Movgar {terror+}: https://imgflip.com/i/5guqgj

You are done with the chant.
You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi rikki, hep'
You feel like Zerks harmed you a bit.
You feel like you harmed 89 players.
You feel your hatred rising.
You feel your hatred rising.

16/08  Welcome to world my beautiful princess.

Who cares if one more light goes out
In a sky of a million stars

Who cares when someone's time runs out
If a moment is all we are

Who cares if one more light goes out
...Well I do

Rest in peace my friend

Tikku tells you 'impotenssi sinut kirotkoon'

"Zerks, why you no play lately :((("

https://i.imgur.com/3IITiKy.png

Haluun olla yksin, haluun olla hiljaa... haluun että nukkua kerrankin vois
Haluun olla yksin, lukee vaikka kirjaa... junamatka turkuun ihana ois.

Haluun ihan helvetin pitkästä aikaa tuijottaa kauas tyhjyyteen
ja ehkä sitten lopulta elämä voittaa ja muistan ehkä miks tän kaiken teen

1) add corpse to kharim forge

2)  tells you 'The chaotic evolution process began. The progressing chaos
chose a fried slush of Full-grown badger as the catalyst'

3) ???

4) Profit

Tikku tells you 'ostelin sekoissa vääriä uppeja :DDD'

holz_marks:
...
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TWO FOR FLINCHING completed!
Huhu

 tells you 'kaikki oottaa et teet nergalin, mut sit teetki spider-tzarakkin !'

Goodbye my precious

Type.......QTY
Burst......16300
Concussion.16800
Corrode....8100
Grapeshot..16000
Iceburst...9050
Poison.....20450
Ranged.....19450
Shockwave..8700
Standard...172390
Sureshot...20900

 
Oh no! The extraplanar energy wrenches itself away from you.
 ... It leeches away your life force!
That really HURT!
You get wounded!
Your skin ruptures and wound starts to BLEED!
 
Hp:52/513 [-461]
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You start chanting.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus littleee' (Heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
You are about to DIE!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Hp:19/513
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus littleee' (Heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
The crystal throbs faintly, healing some of your wounds.
You are about to DIE!
You are about to DIE!
You are about to DIE!
You are about to DIE!
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus littleee' (Heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
You are about to DIE!
You are about to DIE!
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus littleee' (Heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus littleee' (Heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
You feel your wound healing and closing!

Exp:2394855 huhu

G (ss+): paperil se knitu on kova jos lukee vaa ne descit skilleistä jne
P (ss+): joo ja kattoo et saa 100% passive skillit jne :P
P (ss+): fweakness/ecrits jne
G (ss+): knitul ne o nimenomaan passiivisia, ei oo koskaa käytös ku sitä istuu
yksin linnassa ja itkee tehtyjä valintoja

Tikku tells you 'olen MUNAKAS'

Tikku tells you 'tekee kyl kaljaa mieli kovasti'

Tikku tells you 'Forsooth, nuh-ay h-h-hyh'

Glaced Zerks' soul companion arrives from east.

From the present falls a leather sombrero.

SOMBRERO
====
             ._-'-_ .                                                  
        . '  /_-_-_\   ` .      Hola!
     .'     |-_-_-_-|      `.                                          
    (       `.-_-_-.'        )                                         
    !`.                    .'!                                         
      ! ` .            . ' !                                           
        ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  !                                       

Slot(s):                                cabeza
Size:                                   grande

Protection against:
 cut                                    mal
 stab                                   mal
 bash                                   pobre
 other                                  muy triste

| 20:35 1108494: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell             
|

Ellash (party): olipa se erikoine kokemus! hirvee hype ja prep ja sit vaa
puolen tunnin töräytys
Heretic [party]: eka kerrat semmosii
Heretic [party]: kauhee hype ja sit kestää minuutin
Valkrist (party): se o vähä ku s...i
Drifter (party): se on ku seksiä sais ekaa kertaa, kauhee build up ja korkeet
odotukset ja sit pudotus korkeelta ku se onki vaa perusjyystöö


Horny minds think alike 

Ecky [gentlemen-]: jotain taktiikoita immolate mosalle? nopeella runilla vaan
vai?
Vesku (gentlemen-): jonku toisen equt niskaa va

Mossit mun repussa,
herään huoneen lattialta.
Mun ruudulla sun blogeja,
selaan niitä kuin uutisia.

Kesä on ollut idlee,
näköjään tunejakin tulee.
Toivon et mul ei ois kaikkee...

-

Jos halut partyy yhen kerran vaan,
mul on mesta mihin mennä.
Siellä on jemmassa pari isompaa,
jos meil ei muuten expa lennä.

Jos haluat, niin jää lootit shareemaan,
mutta jos et, annan sun mennä.
Mulle on ilo olla sun memberi... memberi.

-

Voin moikata, oon coolina,
tuutte vastaan mua diggasissa.
Mut heti kun oon kotona,
halun pitää ignoressa.

Partyt on vielä tiukas,
kaikil on kauheasti kaikkee.
Toivon et teillä on vaikeet...

-

Jos haluat partyy yhen kerran vaa,
mul on mesta mihin mennä.
Siellä on jemmassa pari isompaa,
jos meil ei muuten expa lennä.

Jos halut, niin jää lootit shareemaan,
mutta jos et, annan sun mennä.
Mulle on ilo olla sun memberi... memberi.

-

Joo mä vihaan vakimembuja,
ilman niitä tää olis iisii.
Mä olin ihan tarpeeks hajalla,
ennen tätäkin biisii.

Voisin olla niitä juttuja,
jotka ei jää nimimuistiin.
Ehkä me ei koskaan partyta,
mutta silti...

-

Jos haluat partyy yhen kerran vaan,
mul on mesta mihin mennä.
Siellä on jemmassa pari isompaa,
jos meil ei muuten expa lennä.

Jos halut, niin jää lootit shareemaan,
mutta jos et niin annan sun mennä.
Mulle on ilo olla sun memberi... memberi.

Memberi - Zanni

Amoal tells you 'jaa sitä heitataa siis meikää oikeesti'

 tells you 'sä oot jotenkin masentava kun vaikutat välillä ihan aikuiselta
ihmiseltä'

He had a year to do it in
So brushed the thought away:
A chap with half his energy
Might do it in a day.
A year! Twas too ridiculous,
As everyone should find;
However, he would get it done
And have it off his mind.

But not today. A few months hence 
would suit him better still:
Meanwhile, a far less irksome job
Might occupy his skill.
He would not let the matter pass
Entirely from him, No;
And doubtless he might take it up
In, say, a month or so.

He had six months to do it in!
For six long months had flown;
Well, why should that alarm a chap
With talents like his own?
The job, whence once embarked upon,
Would soon be rattled through;
However, he would think of it,
In, say, a week or two.

He had three months to do it in!
Oh brother! was his cry;
"The thing hangs on me like a weight,
Each day that passes by.
Lets see: three months? Oh, thats enough,
But just to clear the doubt,
I'll make arrangements for a start
Before the month is out."

He had _one week_ to do it in!
And care was in his glance:
Its hard, he cried, that flight of time,
Wont give a chap a chance!
He still delayed; the swift week passed,
As weeks will ever run,
And though a year was given him,
The task is still undone.

John Lea -1915

(14:22) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Tuppi is a LOSER!'
(14:31) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Tuppi, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*'
(14:36) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Tuppi was too easy! I want a tougher
challenge!'
(14:40) Priest of Oxtoth shouts 'Tuppi died on her knees!'
(14:43) Darkhooded minion shouts 'I hope you have life insurance, Tuppi!'
(15:16) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Tuppi bites the dust!'
(15:48) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Tuppi dies from a single blow, well almost
at least!'
(16:17) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Time to meet your maker, Tuppi!'
(16:45) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Tuppi!'
(17:07) Darkhooded minion shouts 'Tuppi is a LOSER!'

Ghost of Tuppi tells you 'alkaa jo vähän paska maistuu suussa :D'

#Nunlifethings

[15:47]:WizFavorite (terror+): täällä o asustellu pöndellä joku 2.2k ihmistä
ja 2vuodes depannu 1050
[15:47]:WizFavorite (terror+): nykynen populaatio tais olla jotain alle 800 :D
[15:47]:Cyberbully-T (terror+): vaikuttaa luonnonvalinnalta

Announcer bows his head and speaks: Merc has been defeated!

You die.
Grokh shouts 'Zerks dies by the hand of Vihaan!'
You have a strange feeling.

As you die, death quickly drains all your exp!
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

MALBOLGE, the sixth layer of HELL.
There are no obvious exits.
You receive a free pray.

The Blood Red Demon of blood bath has granted you a lossless pray.
Thus, there is NO need to take a raise, resurrect or new body.
You can just 'pray' at your leisure, without loss of any kind.

Luckily you were killed in the bloodbath and lose no experience points!.

The Sacred Stone Ring of Shadowkeep.

Exp:0-223287

 Tikku tells you 'ny joudun blastaa :D'
 Tikku tells you 'vittu että vihaan tätä'

#nunlifeproblems

The devil monkey of Zerks whispers: Lost time is never found again. 

Too deep...

 (kabula+): Partyssa on se hyvä puoli että näkee mitä kamaa on boxattavaks
kelläkin :D

You touch your talisman and whisper 'Beware the big bad troll!'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon Zerks' soul
companion.

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
 -Dalai Lama

Word from the street: I'm heartless fucking cunt

The old shamans face appears in your minds eye. His lips move, but you have
trouble hearing what he's saying. You catch the words '.. tasks for you ..'
but nothing more.

200/200! 24.11-10.12

Truly impressive; you have mastered the language of the womans.

(16:27) Woocca tells you 'addikti!'

http://i.imgur.com/Oe1Qai1.png

[20:44]:Thundrax [party]: hallu oli esiris furn portaalil
[20:45]:Thundrax [party]: puhalluttaa varmaa siin sen ei pääse läpi

[ Oraklu alchemist: 'tora tora tora' (psychic crush) ]
Oraklu alchemist hesitates as it casts psychic crush.
Oraklu alchemist's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as it casts
the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
 [ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Oraklu alchemist crushes itself's mind with a powerful psychic attack!
Oraklu alchemist suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Oraklu alchemist is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You realize that Toper is running out of choices and deceitfully show mercy on
it. You lower your Paingiver as a sign of trust and offer your hand to Toper,
who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly raise your weapon to
slash Toper.
Toper lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Tikku is in 'brig' in Clima (ship) on the continent of Tormentas. 

You can't regret what you don't remember.

(10:02) Ghost of Vesku tells you 'telkussa tissit ja trakkivä turpo =)'

 tells you 'kyl varmaa naama repeis jos oisin joku 35v mami ja mies vaa pelais
jotai TEKSTIPELII päiväst toisee kikseis'

(19:52) Conquer tells you 'LOL APUA MITÄ BARDIT PROTTAA'

(10:16) Tikku tells you 'TERVEHDYS SEIKKAILIJA-YSTÄVÄNI! TAPETAANKO DRAGONEJA
JA PELASTETAA NEITOJA TÄNÄÄ'

Tääl on liian monta kättä ilman taluttajaa
tääl on liian monta suuta ilman sanottavaa
eikä se mitä sä sanot vaan miten kauniiksi kaikki puetaan.

Sir Elwood -1990

As you look through your final notes you realize the task is now complete.
There is nothing more you can learn from the evil mind. As this journey nears
the end the next challenge looms ahead ...


Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Zerks has passed Holy Trial I. Las be
praised!
Cross of Kofgaad turns to dust.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Holy Trial I: Righteous
Scholar'*

A bright FLASH takes over and mystic symbols are drawn into your old scroll.
A small cherub appears in a *puff* and states, 'Praise Las, you have done
well!'
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

You concentrate on your staff...
The sigla on your Staff of Druids glow softly,
shedding an eerie bright magenta light.

You are done with the chant.
Amount "all" works out to be 2314 spell points.
You trace fiery blue sigla on your Staff of Druids '# !(' (Charge staff)
A bright flash of energy erupts from the Staff of Druids and you sense the
power draining away from it.

shedding an eerie red light.
...

 tells you 'jätkä siis oikeen kerjää että joudun fukkaan sun batteilyn
lopullisesti =)'

You open the present.
From the present falls a glove of swordsmanship <red glow>.
A glove of swordsmanship shatters!

Oh woe is me

Moratar Cain grabs Zerks' soul companion by the throat and sinks his teeth
into Zerks' soul companion's skull.
BLOOD *SPILLS* everywhere as Moratar Cain SUCKS the skull.
Moratar Cain seems to get power from that and some of his wounds heal
immediately.
Moratar Cain says 'AHH! Now THAT felt GOOD!!! MORTALS ARE GOODIES!
A large hole replaces Zerks' soul companion's face.
Zerks' soul companion is DEAD, R.I.P.
Your soul is killed!

:(((((

Tylir (terror+): tietää et equkeskustelut alkanu taas ku vedetään shar messiin
Tylir (terror+): batissa vois olla semmonen samanlainen ku hitler-kortti ni
shar-kortti

You tell Vesku (fighting) 'jätät nuolet'
Vesku tells you 'jätän ne jota menee ohi =)'
Vesku tells you 'paskoja nuolia sellaset'

Aukoton logiikka

"Having a toddler is like being on a permanent escort mission: 
A low AI character tries to follow you around, and if you're not careful
enough, they'll find a way to kill themselves."

Thank you Reddit, couldn't have said it myself any better

Quoted from weekend conversations:
Dating in early 30's is like looking for a parking spot on supermarket yard;
All the the free ones are either handicapped, with kids or way too far from
what you really want.

Tho once in a while you you might be able to grab a good one right after
someone pulls out...

Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!

Your Paingiver axe POWERFULLY PULSATES with chaotic energies!

The heavens suddenly darken in the distance, with stormclouds gathering over a
peculiarly small area right above you ...
You think you hear flapping of some VERY big wings from somewhere among the
clouds, but can't see anything.
Then, all of a sudden, the stormclouds start dissipating and once again leave
you wondering what that was all about.

\\o 8 Down, 2 to go o//

Burglefloogah recognizes you to be his equal in the pack and nods at you.

You are a spawn.
You are a member of the Kharim guild which leads the mud!
Moving to starting location.
You feel your shrunken skull necklace enhance you.
Channel holz is now on.

**    You have FAILED your nun task   **

... Ok...

You strike your rain staff in the ground.
Some moisture begins to form on the staff.

Suddenly clouds gather above you!
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
This location is now surrounded in a aquamarine blue forcefield.

You are the first player to find this room!
Congratulations! You have just completed Find norgak!

Quite a sewer...

Gileon (gentlemen-): asiaan kiinteästi liittyen: http://imgur.com/G6Q514R

Although situational warfare is something that can never be truly mastered,
you think you have learned everything there is to learn about this concept.

First time is always the best <3

[17:40]:Tikku (gentlemen-): ollu kovat menot vissii eile itelä :D
[17:40]:Tikku (gentlemen-): kaverille kirjottany seuraavaa:
[17:40]:Tikku (gentlemen-): "Silitin tota mun kissaa. Tarkemmi ku kattoin nii
se oli oma huppari"
[17:41]:Tikku (gentlemen-): piti tuo minuttu lopetella sitte vissii

[31.12.2014 21:17]:Awed (terror+): ja perkele - laitoin mielestäni heal allin
menee ni laitoinki kepin lataamiseen ja widdu se meni ympäri :D

"Don't drink and drive" :S

H-Having
A-Anger
T-Towards
E-Everybody
R-Reaching
S-Success

Haters gonna hate

12.11 late evening came into the world a fresh healthy baby boy - 3085g/48cm.
Proud and exhausted parents couldn't be more excited and happy.

Massive rhinoceros growls and mutters 'Grrrr..'.
The rhinoceros attacks Zerks!

:(

Darol <sforce+>: ei oo kyl helppoo olla rurack :/ Partykaverit vaan harrastaa
seksiä ja itse joutuu jäämään jollekin wänelle ilman booneja taistelemaan
mahdotonta taistelua samaan aikaan kun muu porukka saa wizuequja kännissä :O

You take a close look at Tikku in comparison to yourself.
In the power department, you have a slight disadvantage.
Defensively, you have a slight disadvantage.

Tikku "True demon of justice" KABULA

John Oliver "Preventing cable company fuckup" aka Net Neutrality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbOEoRrHyU

Tikku tells Genya and you 'ostin pussin viinaa ja katellaa mitä tapahtuu aamuu
mennesä ":D"'

blog zerks 55323

3 years and 28 reincs later->
Total of 2000052923 experience spent on character.

\o/

Zerks Douchebag the benevolent Leprechaun rotates your mind.

She is near death.
She is one of the most fearsome and cunning 0 in BatMUD.
        Zerks's equipment:
Chest: Crest of wanderer <pulsating>

Batin kauhistuttava ja viekas nolla!

The tale of horny ninjas:
http://www.bat.org/u/OqL

Sister Mabelle is in excellent shape (100%).

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fah mar nak grttzt' (Lava blast)
You pull out a granite sphere which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You watch with self-pride as your lava blast hits Sister Mabelle.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Sister Mabelle screams in pain.
The skull draws some power from the kill.
A large cavity replaces Sister Mabelle's chest.
Sister Mabelle is DEAD, R.I.P.

Living with women -  Vol. Pregnancy

She: Crap tummy soon too big to lay on my back anymore
Me: Oh sounds like fun times ahead *sexywink*
She: *uck you. Not going to get lucky tonight

Roses are red, violets are fine.
If you will be my six, I will be your nine.

Rurack tells you 'aika vammasta olla tyhmä :D'

[ 15  ] Sir Zerks Douchebag the Excelsior

[18:39]:Ghost of Vesku {party}: sitten castimaa reinc inquirya

It looks like the lever is used to operate the elevator.
The elevator moves upstairs. It's amazingly quick!
As a legionary of Kharim, you feel it's wrong. So wrong.

I see what you did there... oh you!

Ikrun says 'Let's talk later when your experience spent in skills and spells
exceeds 901940352. I don't think you're quite experienced yet.'

If I were a girl
Even just for a day
I'd listen to him
Cause I don't know everything.

Tikku tells you 'oon jumala suhu verrattuna :D'

[W:] 'Origo armory.'
[W:] 'Origo east.'
[W:] 'Origo west.'
[W:] 'Origo south.'
[W:] 'Origo north.'
[W:] 'Origo up.'
[W:] 'Origo down.'
[W:] 'Origo leaves southeast'
Origo leaves southeast.

Even the most feared colossal Red Dragons flee in terror when confronting true
heroes and the destruction they leave in their wake. 

If you ever doubt yourself if you made a good reinc...
just check "finger darol 2" for the truth.

That awkward moment when on normal Tuesday morning you find food from your own
freezer that is older than you... 

Under no circumstance should you ask a woman if she is pregnant... ever.

You ask Reddist about quests.
Reddist whispers something to you.
BLOCK THIS!
A FAREWELL TO ARMS
CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE, CHEWY CENTER
NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO MERCY
**REAVING TOUR complete!
EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY
TAME THIS!
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY DESTROYER
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
**STRIKE TOUR complete!
AN END TO THE ARMS RACE
KICK IN THE CROWN JEWELS
A CENTURY OF BLOODSHED
SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH
**BLAST TOUR complete!
**THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST complete!
WHAT'S HATE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT?
$@%#&! YOU, AND YOUR MOTHER, AND YOUR SISTER...
FIVE CENTURIES OF HOSTILITY
AN ODYSSY OF GENOCIDE
**SPITE TOUR complete!
[RUSH] BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW!
[RUSH] WHY SHOULD NUNS GET ALL THE FUN?
**RIOT TOUR complete!
[RUSH] READY, SET, KILL MAIM DESTROY!
[RUSH] I LIKE TO CALL IT A 'RECYCLING DRIVE'
**SUMMON TOUR complete!
**HARD HABIT TO BREAK complete!
**THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! complete!
**NEXT TIME, STAY DOWN! complete!
**DEMONS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING DEMONS! complete!
**NO MASK DISGUISES MY HORROR complete!
**WORLDWIDE TOUR OF TERROR completed!
**IMMORTICIDE completed!
**YOU TAUGHT ME WELL completed!
STRIP MAUL
TIIIIIMBER!
SKEWER ME!
SLASH AND BURN
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE
**HUGE WEAPON TOUR complete!

*Badabum tsing*

Your frenzied attempts to destroy box are easily deflected.
Fml...

Vesku tells you 'tapahtumaketjut'

Vesku tells you 'sama minuuti sisää. woocca tells you sitkö ajat exp, woocca
blahs at you, woocca wanted party for psimage, woocca left the game' 

Vesku tells you 'kaikki samalla minuutilla'

"Aina ei ole häpee olla nopee" tms

Tikku tells you 'oot kyl paska jätkä! :D'

 tells you 'oikeesti jos se ois jotenki niinku järjestä kii ni pitäis ruveta
homoksi'

[15:29]:Woocca (party): holy shit I'm wasted

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------,
| Captain, we are in Islas de Tormentas at the coordinates (x50,y33).        
|
'-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
The soggy wet note falls apart in your hands as you finish reading it.

A magical burst from Vesku's swirl engulfs you.
Vesku tells you 'piti heilutella swirliä roomissa'
Vesku tells you 'iha vaa sentakia koska voin'

Life guideline nr. n+1:

If your are a pair of engineer and lawyer pairing up against two people
professionalized in arts and culture and do theatre roles as a hobby...

...You really really don't want to play against them in Balderdash or any
other game that requires creativity. You will just be totally screwed.

(13:20) Info: Vesku is now a leprechaun.
---
[13:43]:Vesku {party}: hetkinen
[13:43]:Vesku {party}: mullo väärä bg ny

Mortis shouts 'Time to meet your maker, Vesku!'

Maanantaireincit(tm)

Solofun of this reinc: 419305: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord

Bit annoying bastard and fumbled way too much with helps cause of own mishaps.
Took long and eventually was 3,5h run without helpers

1) Creamy-cayanne fine-shrimp soup 
   + Cava, Spain
2) Blacksausage+lingonberry-crowberry sause
3) Europian whitefish+white fishroe+redvinegar (red)onion+rucola
   + SB, New Zeland

Middle freshener: Freshgrind blackcurrant + whipped cream

4) Bacon-rolled pork with red pesto-coating, madeira-sauce, carrot pyre,
yellowturnip mash
   + Malbec, Argentina

5) Cheese + Jams (raspberry-pomegranate, lime-papaya)
   + Stout, Dark Ale, Wheat beer

6) Chocolate fondant + oldschool vanilla icecream
   + Tawny port wine 

 @Friday for 8 people... shiver lets see how I manage :)

The ship travels south.
Jill tells you 'We destroy'd tha Draen-Dalar's Love Child!!!'
You gained 32 Navy reputation.
The ship shatters completely as it plows into the side of Draen-Dalar's Love
Child, tearing long gashes in its hull.
The ship starts to lurch... and then begins to SINK!!!
Jill tells you 'Tha ship's goin down, Cap'n!!!'

That is going into fight "Balls deep"

From the present falls the Paingiver axe <christmas glow> <red glow>.
Overall, the Paingiver axe <christmas glow> is better than the gleaming
Paingiver axe labeled as (Z).

"Nee-ner" -BatMud 2012

 tells you 'jotenkin sillein aina joskus nää päivät sillein puoliksi vitutusta
ja osittaista hämmästystä. Vähän sillein että puttailet jossain greenillä ja
sitten pesukone ja kirahvi tulee pusikosta ja varastaa sun golfkärryt

In my series of silly solokills:
1083889: Kran, the extremely strong cave troll is walking around here

2h quite sharp.

You are done with the chant.
You wave furiously your Crosier of Angel and utter 'disanc cuiz' laiaaj'
Your Crosier of Angel shines divinely as white lightning strikes through the
air incinerating Kizarwexius.
Ghost of Dino whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'

Suddenly a dark shadow passes over the moon and the earth shakes violently.  A
horrible roar, which soon rises to a high pitched wail, comes from the lair of
Kizarwexius.  The moon turns red.  Kizarwexius has been slain by Zerks.

Kizarwexius staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Kizarwexius is DEAD, R.I.P.

Holy lance ftw!

Kizarwexius utters the magic words 'se on sarki nyt' (Dest Armour)
Kizarwexius's a ring made from sheer moonlight is destroyed.

Sister Alysia responses, 'Faith of your fellow sister is being tested.'
Sister Alysia says, 'You'll have to wait -42y, -289d, -13h, -15min and -47s'

Dear diary,

Today something stupid happened to me. I was twiddling my own stuff on one
asshat quest for beastmasters for 10h straight and then someone decided it
would be a fun thing to do to steal my mount-gear. I'm not really whining or
even angry about it (Was even kinda like hoping to get some action about this
going on but sadly couldn't find tracks of the villain :P) but rather just sad
and this is something that got me thinking. 

But, even tho how much I think about it, this is something I just haven't
figured ever. Like here, we are ever declining community and should be helping
others and keep up the spirit but why there are some childish people who think
its much more fun ruining someones day. It can't be on desperate need or even
greed because for instance I could have donated more worth of money or gear
just for good reasoning or asking for it than my mount had on... and to be
honest have done it multiple times  even this year (tho only usually to bit
newbish' people). It must be just because these kind of persons enjoy making
someone else feel bad. But guess its "the nature of the game" like some people
like to call it. Guess its the nature of every society too to have rotten
apples.

But what are the sad consequence about this. Like I for one will maybe now
again think one step more before helping a stranger I don't know beforehand.
Not because I hold grudge about this but more like I would hate to give a
helping hand to some mentally (or more like emotionally) handicapped who just
thinks his/her own butt.

Oh well still the bright side is it was my mount or not some poor newbie's
mount who just had invested half of his wealth into gearing it up. At least
today we didn't lose a player for this stupid action. :)

shadow sings: 'Freude, schöner Götterfunken'
Borje sings: 'Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt'
You sing: 'Tochter aus Elysium'
Borje sings: 'Freude, schöner Götterfunken'
You sing: 'Wir betreten feuertrunken'

The flowing water below you would be covering your toes.
Obvious exit is: down.
a strange shadow is silently hovering above the ground
Borje, the swedish drake [Rider: You]

Humm :D

(19:53) Mallarch tells you 'sun pitää käydä ulkona joskus'

:S

 tells you 'juu, ei siina muuta mutta turha toisiin purkaa turhautumista jos
ei seiso :)'

Ohan se turhauttavaa jos ei seiso :/

| ?.?   Rurack       dead    1(-2690) -2690(   1) 101(384) | 100 |      
That is one nice hpmax! :)

Kaamos (party): taa on jotenki nii absurdia
Kaamos (party): drake nimelta borje joka kantaa vitusti muffinseja

Wedding with a bang and honeymoon check and done...
Back to regular week as a marked-man.

Less than 10days to go... and the bridezilla is awakening...

Survived my bachelors party almost alive... which was really surprising...

Five weeks and counting before I'm shackled with a ring finally...
Damn time runs fast.

Derivator rolls her eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden
arrow)
Derivator hesitates as she casts golden arrow.
As Derivator casts the spell, she pulls out a copper rod which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
Derivator shudders as her golden arrow hits herself.
The air before Derivator becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Derivator giggles like a child, as Derivator is covered with burning acid.
Derivator giggles childishly.
Derivator screams painfully.
Staff of Wizardry is somewhat corroded by the acid.
Blue glove is corroded a bit by the acid.
Blue glove is corroded a bit by the acid.
Glass bracers of the Seraphim is corroded a bit by the acid.
Round-headed amulet is corroded a bit by the acid.
Black cloak is corroded a bit by the acid.
Belt is corroded a bit by the acid.
Derivator lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Derivator suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Derivator is DEAD, R.I.P.

Fri 13th ftw <3

http://www.diablocountdown.com/
*Counting down...*

******************* Round 238 *******************
Troglodyte is near death (0%).
Fred claps his hands and says 'fah mar nak grttzt' (Lava blast)
As Fred casts the spell, he pulls out a granite sphere which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
Fred grins as his lava blast hits Troglodyte.

You get bad vibrations as Troglodyte's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Troglodyte is DEAD, R.I.P.


Aka: Who gives up first? Not me!

Agro bridezilla -> No saving throw for ambush avoid.

Morpheus mutters the holy words 'Ez' div' (Dispel evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills Morpheus's soul. Air thunders around it as immeasurable amount of energy
is drawn in it, lifting its body high in the air. At the peak of its might it
yells in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
A dispel evil hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
That really HURT!

Jautzaa!

Honeymoon booked and reservation costs paid!
Direction: US! NYC-Miami-Caribbean and stuff around those places 3 weeks total

-> First bite what the creeping bankruptcy feels like that is waiting for us! 

You surprise Angry inmate completely as you grab bucket and skillfully pull it
over his head. Angry inmate is having severe difficulties seeing anything as
you tighten bucket around the head decently.

He is not in a good shape.
        Inmate's equipment:
Head: a shit bucket (empty)

Foul play -> two words: Love it!

Yesterday went to watch this musical 'Hair'. You know, the big hit that is
being still played from the 60' steadily. I was quite exited beforehand cause
didn't know anything from it beforehand and thought it must be awesome cause
its being done over and over again for decades. How wrong was I...

First 5 minutes I had the feeling I understood the common thread of the play
but the next 2,5h I noticed it was far from truth. I just had no idea what was
happening and why and just sit there stupidly watching people run around
singing some really unrelated songs.

Oh well... at least don't have to go see that again!

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: egsp                         (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   8964357 
| Created: Tue Jan 24 20:26:33 2012        ( 2h 37m 23s) | Exp/min:     56736 
|========================================================|====================
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience 
|========================================================|=====|==============
| 1.1   Woocca        ldr  613( 613) 1287(1287) 188(278) |  II |      1185849 
| 1.2   Zerks         fol  503( 667)   22(  22) 214(236) |  15 |            0 
| ?.?   Zerks          ld    1( 429) 1398(1486) 269(255) |   1 |      1486089 
|*?.?   Mallarch      mbr  558( 558)  959( 959) 411(386) | III |      2031466 
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

There is never enough Zerks for one party!

Nostaaaanndiz says 'You sense that you are worthy of being in the Psionic High
Council. You are now allowed to enter the inner chamber.

You can hear your guildmaster Tora Arot's voice echo in your head.
'Zerks is now a member of the Psionic High Council!'

Dubai was a cool place (tho not talking about warmth), that's all for now.

Zerks' soul companion gets an evil look on his face and BARBARICALLY kicks the
head SPLATTERING its brain tissue all over the walls!

I'm SO starting to love my soulmate!

 tells you 'perusmudari ei osaa arvostaa kortsua ku ei sellaselle ikina ole
tarvetta :p'

Whinestä päätellen niin totta... :/

Zerks' soul companion [party]: I found a trap, everyone watch their step

<3

Long time wanted to try leading this... and was worth it!
22:57  984537: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder    

Great stuff, such a fun always. One of my favorite mobs! 

[18:36]:Faisel (party): this ended up being a nice exp party after I win the
lottery

The current jackpot is estimated at: 7708337!!!
After careful study and much bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner
was found to be
Faisel!!!!!

First time I managed to lead rate \o/

You are done with the chant.
You touch your talisman and whisper to it 'slash, cut, severance'
You concentrate intensely and start to shimmer blue. You force the shimmering
out of yourself, separating your soul from yourself. Uh-oh. You falter and
fumble. The soul, your soul, starts to fade in the strange environment, and
eventually it dies out.
You Your soul is killed!
Death arrives.
Death points at you and states 'YOU. YOU ARE COMING WITH ME.'
With a sweep of his huge scythe, you die.
Death leaves.
Death leaves.

You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.


Grrreeeeeit =)

You call for your soul to return to you.
Your soul cannot come here.

You close your eyes and ask your soul to send you a vision...
You are in purgatory. Nothing to see here, move along.
There are no obvious exits.
A blue-glowing soul companion [Zerks]
Purgatory.

wtf...

Khalun is DEAD, R.I.P.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 3 monsters remain.'

- So like I said, Sera next I'm coming for you!

Total of 1000003084 experience spent on character.

-First time ever joining 1G-club... almost like joining mile high-club but
better.

\o/

Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 4 monsters remain.'

Get ready Khalun, Sera and Tiamat. I'm coming for you!
And Burgle, get your lazy ass in game...

The following messages seem to vibrate from a huge kettle made of iron:
It is called kettle and identified as 'a note', 'a small note' and 'small
note'.

...Oh right, why I didn't figure that out...

I hate SQL/Oracle. Makes me so happy I didn't decide to study coding...
Thats all!

Today we managed to reserve our wedding church.
...thus setting up my "best before"- date!

Happened when I was 10 years old:

My dad: Damn those people inside Circle III (In Helsinki area) are total
idiots.
Me: Eep! I will never ever live there, I don't want to be an idiot...

Never say never - Now over one and half decade later on next Sunday I will
become an idiot.

Protip of the day:

How amazingly good idea you think it is to start testing your phones different
ringing tones on train 6.45 am on saturday morning... it really isn't. 

Someone just might be trying to nap off the early wake.

Fun in Endurance test event:

Placeholder monster gets an evil gleam in its eyes and chants 'I HATE MAGIC'
(Mana drain)
Placeholder monster hits Shar, Turmio, Frenor, Susette, Amd, Balroc, Nuane,
Halle and Zerks with its mana drain.
Turmio quakes and quivers like bowlful of jelly.
Placeholder monster says 'RHP -45' 
Amd quakes and quivers like bowlful of jelly.
Placeholder monster says 'RHP -73'  
Balroc quakes and quivers like bowlful of jelly.
Placeholder monster says 'RHP -162'   
Nuane quakes and quivers like bowlful of jelly.
Placeholder monster says 'RHP -13'    
Halle quakes and quivers like bowlful of jelly.
Placeholder monster says 'RHP -85'
You feel weak!!!
Placeholder monster says 'RHP -4' 

---

Placeholder monster is DEAD, R.I.P.
It looks like you have run out of monsters.
[ ]-( )      Endurance Test Prep Room (w).

Highbie 9man results:
1: Yar           Round 19, 319 ticks Sat Apr 02 10:16:22 2011
16: Zerks         Round 31, 596 ticks Thu Apr 07 14:46:56 2011

Fuck you too!

Materials for kharim-blade - 300-400k
Eqs for evolving process - 2-3m
Blacksmith fee (with firstblade-discount)- 650k
+damage manuscript - 400k
All souls you done this far to blade - 2,5k souls

-> 
Getting blade that failed to evolve totally and compares to spider dagger
- PRICELESS

You wield Fuming mace of Thunder sparkling electric magic in your right hand
and left hand.
Fuming mace of Thunder is surrounded with FUMING electric magic as it grows
larger.
Heavy beams of electricity crackles all around you as you wield Thor's
legendary mace of Thunder
You GASP for breath as Thor's legendary mace of Thunder drains all your
energy.

Idling pays off! o/

[08:17]:Thulan [tarmalen]: what is our policy about ress/raise people who are
evil or unkind? We are devoted help, but i know we do not like helping evil..
[08:22]:Ghost of Lythlandria [ghost]: can anyone raise me?
[08:22]:Thulan [ghost]: sorry, b-b-but i cannot resurrect or raise you unless
ye accept a baptism.

[08:55]:Thulan [tarmalen]: she refused the baptism. Summoned her, and offered.

Nobody expects the Span...Tarmalen Inquisition!

My monkey-buddy left me =(

Someone is DEAD, R.I.P.
Congratulations! You have just completed Ether realms 4!
Ether realms 4                    IMPOSSIBLE!

| 15:40   78633: an ethereal dragon, souleater extraordinaire 

Pfft, overrated. Like a Sunday-walk in the park after the infamous nun
battlegrounds...

 19:50 1103681: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell  
     A devil monkey is sitting on her shoulder!

I got a playmate!

In series of funny wipes:
Mage having baby on lap while playing.
Party just gets into shelter to tick on tracking mob
Baby kicks laptop and hits somehow rf macro -> Boom!

Werewolf is in excellent shape (100%).

You are done with the chant.
Spell casted.
You mutter the magic words ' ¤Lassum¤ '
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
You are bathed in bright light as heavenly choir plays celestial fanfare. The
universe halts as WRATH OF LAS thunders through your sparkling Crosier of
Angel, cleansing Werewolf's soul by vaporizing the body!
YUCH, Werewolf's entrails spill all over the place.
Werewolf is DEAD, R.I.P.

 11:39  121161: Jurgen the werewolf monk has lost his sense

Take that!!

You point at Skeleton warrior and shout, 'By the power of Feather Cross, I
command you to TURN!'
Skeleton warrior yields before you and dispels.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Vindicator of justice'*

Cross of Clouds flashes and glimmers for a moment.

WHOA

Living with women -  Vol. Lapland

15km of skiing behind, right after this painful long climb:

She (panting loudly): Want to take front or back?
Me: Oh... my choosing? (Little pause) Hrm, or did you mean now and not later
evening?!
She: (deep muttering and growling)
-> Dead silence for the next 2-3km

Mental note: Sports and dirty jokes wont work that well with girls.

You stare intensively at Crosier of Angel and state 'Sanctum circum' (Holy
bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Crosier of Angel forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
detonating on A shadow.
Celestial fanfare booms from the heavens.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Virtuosic nun of Holy Might'*

A large hole replaces A shadow's face.
A shadow is DEAD, R.I.P.

- Third time does the charm?!

So THIS is the purpose for Catchy singalong...
http://www.oglaf.com/lute/1/

Got the _bestest_ birthday presents this year!
(Hugs to Evilild and Drakhan <3)

Your equipment:
Tattoo: A lion clutching an anchor <aqua glow>
Neck: The Bow Tie of Holy Warfare against Pigeons [Made by: Drakhan]
Both hands: mittens of Pigeon strangling [Made by: Drakhan]
Held: a rubber rod called bane of Pigeons [Made by: Drakhan] (glowing)
Held:  a small bloody painting of Zerks the shadow nun (glowing) [Made by:
Drakhan]
Both feet: slippers of Pigeon stomping [Made by: Drakhan]

Oh... and ?ikku gave me also a picture about his sisters. Need to save...
check that later

You mutter the holy words 'Zanctum Zanctus Aqua'
Vial rise from your hands high in the air.
Evilild playfully tickles you and you start giggling.
You giggle inanely.
You giggle inanely.
You giggle inanely.
You giggle inanely.
You giggle inanely.
You giggle inanely.
You giggle and snort at the same time, sounding rather strange.
Your hands lash the air in panic and the vial falls through your fingers,
shattering to the ground into thousands of little fragments.

Damn iiivil priests!

Evilild drops a sign WARNING: LURKING NUN.
Evilild nogs sagely.
Evilild exclaims 'was needed!'

la sign
"Tzarakk mounts left unattended at own risk
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks very light weight."

So watch out!

Abigail, the abbess [nun]: A new nun has joined our sisterhood. She is known
as Sister Zerks

| 21:38  668804: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter 
| 23:19  496603: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter

Sometimes once just isn't enough...

The ship tilts to the side a bit as the crew guide it out of the way of a
collision with Duchess Bowman.
Jill tells you 'We were almost hit by tha Duchess Bowman, Cap'n!'

The MAC Schooner Clima (anchored) (fighting)

Hot damn either my crew is good or anchor weak!

Congratulations! You have just completed No reincarnation!
So... Never leaving beastlands really can get you wonders it seems!

Seriously speaking funny to notice now that doing rebirth gained me:
- 763m exp (30m more than had before birth) when noreinc done
- More e% rooms than had (+1-2% e%)
- More quests. Now just few away from top places on plaque
- Much fun!

Still wouldn't recommend (at least the award) for any remotely close to sane
person :DD

1131088: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Necropolis

Nice beat... meeting you at last!

Ewige uses a burning torch to set the room ablaze! Soon leaping flames leap
from every flammable object, and thick clouds of smoke billow forth. Ewige
laughs with evil glee and sorts through the wreckage for valuables.
You join Ewige in her looting and burning.
Lammas joins in on the fun.
Kizarwexius's corpse is burned into char.
You feel Groo smiling upon you.

:DD

Whoa first Gauntlet-win today after many tries during the years ... until this
day I was so sure it was a rigged scam =P

Mokkula = Work of the devil himself to torture shamelessly anyone who
wants/needs to use internet for anything serious... like playing?!

722555: Btfulos, the 40th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon

Pfft, give up already!

We today visited an amazing semidetached house- apartment and applied for it
(rent).
The middleman called us few hours after:
There was really much applications for the place but... Layer is always a
layer and engineer always an engineer. Congratulations on your new home

Next is the move :)

Success!
Youve successfully activated StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty. 

Maybe not so active here now :D

Heya again,

So, all good things come to an end eh? Last full day in the warmth of Spain.
Just checked weather broadcast and seems that from the sunny 34' we have now
here we swap to little over 10' and pouring rain and wind of Tampere tomorrow
evening.

Been few days since last blog but we just mainly enjoyed life really just
strolling around, tasting various tapas from bar counters, drank wine and cava
(lots of it!) and been on beach in sun... and *shiver* shopping.

This days lunch we decided to do a real tapas-tour for dinner and we were
walking from counter to counter stopping to every nice looking bar we saw for
one tapas+glass of house wine. That is something I recommend from heart for
anyone visiting Spain. Our last day here still has a planned latenight dinner
at the unbeatingly best place of our trip, Inopia. (Last time we needed to que
for over 1h to even get in) After eaten we still going to watch
water+light+music show at Fontaine magique de Montjuïc.  

So tomorrow travel day back to Finland and so this will be the last
travel-blog from my first (but not last) Barcelona trip. At home is waiting a
rush to get some flat and then move out to Pori... but first things first and
off to enjoy our last moments.

Los vamos!

¡Hola de Barcelona!

Today was full day in the countryside at visiting vineyards. Especially the
Freixenet vinery was very interesting cause I didn't know much about making of
Cava beforehand and well the seemingly never-ending network of underground
tunnels 20m below ground with moss and fungi growing on walls and roof was
kind of amazing... naturally full of bottles and bottles and bottles. 

Also the Torres and Sean Leon vineyards were fun even tho not that good
organized tours. 

Now at least have tasted much wines straight from vineyards, drank Cava
(Spanish champagne) that's been aged more than 40 months and bet will have in
future much moments like "Hey this was the wine that was maturing when we were
visiting there!"

First real visit to Barcelona beaches today.

Me: Damn there are more nekkid titties here than in dirty magazine.
Fiancee: Tell me about it. Man, check out that pair... those can't be real.

¡Hola! ¿Como está?

So few days spent now in the splendid atmosphere of Spain. We started off with
the culture aspect of the trip to 'get it done with'... but at least now I
know there was a very 'famous' architect called Gaudi and seen a spectacular
show of flamenco. Especially enjoyed the newer side of flamenco with more
passion and action.

Today we still prolly going to visit  Sagrada de Família and/or La Pedrera and
tomorrow Mnt. Tibidabo and Montjuïc with this old grinding cable car ^^
Then weekend we planning to go take a train to Torres Vineyard and maybe
Freixenet too to taste some cavas. After all this, the whole next week
dedicated to more beach activities.

PS. At least seems the liver is still hanging on!

Bon dia,
Barcelona seems nice and I bet the next 11-12 days will be just awesome.
Only things worrying are if I will melt away from the warmth+humid and if my
liver will stand the 3e bottle great red vines, 4e bottle premium port vines
and below 10e bottle vines in restaurants :S

Oh well, time will tell!

Fins despr'es

RuisRock totally rocked! On music side Disco ensemble and Don Huonot were
kinda good and sad I missed Michael Monroe. Baseballs and Poets of the fall
and few others went too thanks to the great company I had.
Biggest disappointment was this Prince of Assyria that was just a huge pile of
crap... at least on rock-festival. Almost fell asleep with my beer listening
to that.

But overall was nice start to vacation trip. Lets see if Spain rocks tomorrow
we will have a nice party waiting us in Barcelona on Monday.

Over and out!

Total of 675 002 613 experience spent on character.

Woopwoop time for rebirth3... wait, damnit I did that already :o

Living with women -  Vol. N

Her: Eww! There is dirt/mold in this salad.
Me: No dear, its whisper of black pepper that I put into vinaigrette which I
mixed into it.
Her: Oh well, what's the difference?
Me: ...

Remember: To be loved, not to be understood.

You peer east:
Abbess' office.
Abbess Abigail's office opens before your eyes. A wooden shelf filled books
and papers stands beside the western wall. A large writing desk made of sturdy
oak lies before you at the centre of the room. Here Abbess Abigail, the leader
of the Convent of White Rose approves new members to the sisterhood. Small
sign is nailed on the wall.
Commands: join, info and apprentice.
Obvious exit is: west.
You use your enhanced ability to peer.
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)
Templar of Faerwon keeping the peace (in excellent shape, 100%)

Abbess Abigail leader of the convent (not in a good shape, 40%)

 396901: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura) 
Finally pleasure to meet this fine little angel

Ghost of Xxx [party]: mitähä tossa tapahtu, just rupesin laittamaan resist
dispelille trigua :)

Success :D

Zarx (hockey): maalinteko ja puolustus on aivan olemtaonta mutta muuten ollaan
hyvä joukkue
Zarx (hockey): meillä on pukukopissa aina hyvä henki päällä

== Voittaja-asenne

17683 + 18744 + 19868 + 21061 + 22324 + 23664 + 25084 + 26589 = 175017

Soo... only 175m to go for nun take2! :D

 1088097: Nevef, the 38th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon 
Fun as always. This time a "little" faster... about 10-times faster! :D

Yesterday I offered a ring and got 'Yes!'.
Date not set yet but its summertime in one or two years.

Kops tells you 'olit mun unessa!'
...(sensored)...
Kops tells you 'olit varsin asiallinen 8)'

Joskus onnistuu oleen asiallinenki 8)

473504: Wren Haz-Gon the high Elf
159436: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf 
Congratulations! You have just completed Assassin quest!

Thanks, was a pleasure meeting you two!

Mental note: Trilloch+flying= priceless

(09:42) Evilild tells you 'I'll fuckin fuckin fuckin go chest mo holz at once
so i remmebah'
(09:42) Evilild tells you 'ohright'
(09:55) Evilild tells you 'yea..and its wot, 300k? not like da shit hits :P'
(09:55) Evilild tells you 'ffs, I sound like kheldor'

<3 Zyll-talk

Satan [boobs+]: note to self, if naama is invited to party, pleave
Satan2 [boobs+]: note to self, if invite naama to party, p kick

Just a note for myself so I don't forget these guidelines!

Girlfriend quotes continued:

Sunday midday, the 'dagenefter' on BatGala, when I got first time closer than
1meter to her...
"Smells like you had a great evening!!"

:S

In a barbarian camp (n,s,e).
a freshly written scroll labeled as for Zerks <3 and a large barrel (almost
full)

This is a freshly written scroll labeled as for Zerks <3 made from thin rice
paper and etched with runes which read 'good is dumb'. You feel that its
powers could be invoked by reading it.
It is labeled as 'for Zerks <3'.

Humm :D

 tells you 'ei jaksanut questeikää tehdä ku en selvinnyt kittenistä 8('

Teh notorious Kitten-quest !

Congratulations! You have just completed Solo the haunted mansion!
<3

 982254: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress 
Congratulations! You have just completed Assassinate the fairy queen!

Another one bites the dust!

You feel evil, and being evil feels good.
Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints 

Ens [bat]: 'ubuntu' means 'he who cannot install debian'
Aggressio [bat]: I thought it was 'He who cannot get laid' ? :P or was that
'Linux'?

+1 for the latter! <3

 1040705: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim  
misfitS

Evilild tells you 'and tomorrow me can start cutting up trees!'
Evilild tells you 'I'll just pretend they all are baby entses! :D'

Poor baby ents...

"Hmm what do we have here..." -vol. 225

You open the sarkophagus with excitement, only to see a mummy who grabs you by
the throat and pulls in the sarkophagus.
You hear someone speaking inside your head 'How dare you to defile my tomb!'
You black out.
You die.

The mighty King of Poop opens it's huge maw and starts to spew smelly,
yellow-brownish stuff! Violent STORM OF SHIT hits you!
Oh crap(literally), this sure aint your day!
That really HURT!

Haha :D

 240938: The King of Poop is lolling and wobbling raunchily here      

tell damogran poster

You tell Damogran (monster) 'postah'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'posta'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'posta'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'posta'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'postah'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'postah'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'postah'
You tell Damogran (monster) 'postah'
Can not tell: Damogran (ignored - repeated message?)

FFS :D

1081546: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie  
Congratulations! You have just completed Ndoki forest!

Another one bites the dust!

Jimai [wanted]: xsui breaest plate

Eyes bleeding when reading = valid ignore reason?

Congratulations! You have just completed The valley of the kings!

Thanks for the coders for few years of excruciating pain... and so much fun :D
Thanks all supporters and helpers too. Couldn't have done it without you!
\o/

766138: Haticko, the 35th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon 

Was quite a bitch at start. But eventually our joyful band of explorers won!
o/
Now its payday!

[12:45]:Evilild (bat): 'and' is a command-alias to 'squeeze duck'.
[12:45]:(bat): Mahon squeezes Evilild fondly.
[12:46]:Evilild (bat): do I look like a duck?!
[12:46]:Mahon (bat): what do ducks look like?
[12:46]:Farliss (bat): like Evilild.
[12:46]:Mahon (bat): ok, you do then

:DD
Ok I'm pretty tired!

 Hp:765/6568 Sp:39/39 Ep:329/418 

Was fun as long as it lasted. :)

Yesterday my 'more prettier half' _insists_ that we get this new 37'
flatscreen TV. That she would pay naturally cause she wants. (We getting it
today) Today she started carefully talking what would I think if we got also
some sweet 5.1 surround system with our new TV. =)

I'm in love. <3

It is called key and identified as 'something_to_think_about', 'carved key',
'key', 'alexandrite key' and 'carved alexandrite key'.

Something to think about it is... :P

climb chimney
You are too fat to fit in.

=((

Santa Claus grins evilly and cackles 'So you came back for more, Zerks?'
| 02 Dec - 17:31   Santa Claus is here, carrying his bag of gifts |

Shouldn't be too greedy :/

Tikku tells you 'ei vittu siis hajoon kohta oikeesti :D'
Tikku tells you 'alan ampuu kohta omia'

Warm feelings, eh

Wiespe arrives from south.
\:D/

Managed to shoot my very first in-battle arrow today. Oh the cheerful day! 

 1107305: Baal-Naygash
Diimon bites the dust! \o/
Didn't take as long as henry from scratch in total but still 3 months or so.

Shackles resist you. = <3
Nooh aina ei voi voittaa

 1379418: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet 
Was pleasure like always <3

Tikku tells you 'meikä fanittaa jätkää'
<3

My little brother (23 years old) just got himself a piercing
... like WTF :D

(18:59) @Flora eyes you HARD.
(18:59) Flora tells you 'Zerks has cursed the weather. A magical blizzard
comes from nowhere and freezes your body!'

"ups"

Knowledge book summary (this far):
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about combat sense. (+10)
You feel more knowledgable about combat damage analysis. (+9)
You feel more knowledgable about fire building. (+8)
You feel more knowledgable about detect trap. (+7)
You feel more knowledgable about find weakness. (+6)
You feel more knowledgable about wilderness survival. (+5)
You feel more knowledgable about slingshot shot. (+4)
You feel more knowledgable about ship scouting. (+3)

 972235: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys 
Woop woop \o/
Only did 200m exp and 50 other quests while waiting and exploring that =)

My first speed trainer ever. So those things really do exist <3

Evilild tells you 'when you reinc nun I'll idle in mace and let you throw
vials at me all day :D'

Now its on paper! \o/

Jerkkis hesitates as he casts golden arrow.
As Jerkkis casts the spell, he pulls out a copper rod which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
Jerkkis shudders as his golden arrow hits himself.
The air before Jerkkis becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Jerkkis lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Jerkkis loses the privilege to live.
Jerkkis is DEAD, R.I.P.

Eksrei tells you 'undiksis yks hyvä puoli'
Shadow shouts 'Eksrei's BLOOD tasted good!'

Yep!

 938425: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold 
Jeejee

 1195112: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 
Mmm, that was one smooth ride. <3

You feel your very SOUL being DRAINED by the slaughter of these innocent
pigeons!!!
(13:31) Ulath tells you 'Krrrhm'

Nice to make people happy! <3

ss
You start concentrating on the skill.
Risha got mad at hostile actions.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.

...And that's how I didn't go "south" after all.

Troll fills up her cheeks with air and exhales 'zot mar nak grttzt'
The air before Troll becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
An electrocution hits you.

Juu daiz.

*** All categories complete! ***

Ghost of Awed tells you 'alan homox, ei tästä tuu mitää!'

While chatting about Kharims:
Xxx tells you 'I saw entor summon some soul that puttered around and
wailed..reminded me a bit of marrow :D'

:D

(20:14) Wizard tells you 'always the same.. i try to frog xxx, spell fumbles
and hits me. i try to tempt you, you mock me!'

Wizards 0 - 2 Mortals \o/

 760765: A towering demon, swathed in black    

You cannot use this skill from that party row! = <3

Kapu gives you Frost medallion <orange glow>.

a very streamlined and slender blue shark
The ice cracks beneath your weight and you fall in!
The water is *COLD*!
Your marvellous forestman skills lets you pass the aggressive Blue shark
without being noticed.

Yepyep, so smooth and silent =)

If you are in Helsinki (the small town in southern Finland) celebrating Labor
day and see me, come to say "hey"!! =)

(Can ask for some hints to recognize too... *wink*)

Rest, merry Labor day (or 1st of May) to all. Don't drink too few but try to
stay alive.

Amazing start...
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about combat sense.

Evening alone (cohabitant on trip), bottle of red wine, some good music and a
very good dinner behind... and BatMud. Sounds like a promising evening :) 

Miksa the spawn (wanted): someone wanna help me solokill?

Näin sitä pitää! :P

Cyberman <bat>: Let me give Zerks his torch.

Cyberman gives you a torch.
Cyberman smiles happily.
You thank Cyberman heartily.

Ghost of Rise [party]: -*[ vittu väärä nappi ]*-

Managed to do awesome lamb today for the Easter (Basil and garlic).
First time ever doing a roast lamb and I totally rocked it.

Clayplaya [wanted]: can summon me to larnor like south crossing im in middle
of know where
Clayplaya [wanted]: please i possible

My eyes bleed...

Finally... my macro key for create torch started to dim on markings.

Few days ago found a nasty "bug" in one of my OLD triggers. Seems I have for
years now gagged every line starting with 'Xa' or 'xa'. Noticed this when
Xaarovs name didn't show on finger.

Sorry for all those people I have been "ignoring" all these years (if your
name starts with Xa...) :)

Quite enjoyable "brainspider" special event...
Was here idling from boot till 17.00 about half of the time and didn't
hear/notice anything special. Got home around 6pm and after that was around
idling full time.

Around 19.30 saw first "hmm this might be something special"- kinda feeling +
heard some random ramblings on _ss_ channel or few.
4mins after this was shouted that these "Brainspiders" have won mortals and
event ended... like WTF happened

Would be nice to know that we are even suppose to do something or try to "win
someone".
Oh well. I find these special events fun and spices up regular grinding. But
nice to at least know there was one hosted and we lost... without that shout I
wouldn't have even known there was one in the first place.

15500 down, 15500 to go.

Ghost of Soulkeeper [party]: fuck

Hp:1103/1264 [+130] 
Fachan waves his index finger while uttering 'cah mar nak grttzt'
The air before Fachan becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
A cold ray hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

[19:05]:Ahvensurma [legion+]: has hera been done today ?
[19:05]:Zograh (legion+): yes, after 1hour :)
[19:05]:Ahvensurma [legion+]: :(

[19:06]:Ahvensurma [wanted]: 2 mages+tdruid for hera

wonder...

Talking about very promising titles...

The title is embroidered on the cover of the book:

'It's Tarken's Fault' by Azura

Balthas tells you 'hetero = no come zerks'

Slime utters the magic words 'omm mar nak semen' (Mind disruption)
Slime hesitates as he casts mind disruption.
Slime shudders as his mind disruption hits Gurth the christmas elf.

If I do 10 torches everyday, I would finish the last quest in somewhere spring
2015... Better get started then!

 999338: a floating bulk of darkness 
Tracked but we rocked \o/

Jerkkis tells you 'taidat tykätä tyypeistä jotka on aina ihan pihalla'

Gnoll flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen' (Icebolt)
Magical rifts open above Gnoll and hideous rays of POWER combine his spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
An icebolt hits you.

Yummy

These kinda slots could be nice every day...

Zerks the Shadow Draconian (flawed).
It is in excellent shape.
It is surrounded by a protective circle of blue flames.
It is one of the most fearsome and cunning warriors in BatMUD.
        Zerks's equipment:
Arm: a black sleeve made of mamba skin
Arm: a black sleeve made of mamba skin
Hand: gleaming steel gauntlet labeled as (Z) (1/100)
Hand: gleaming steel gauntlet (8/100)
Head: king's lead hat
Head: white helmet of the defender <red glow>
Cloak: short dull black cloak
Cloak: Beautiful White Wings <red glow>
Torso: a magical, silk shirt
Both hands, upper body and legs and feet: Silver Battlesuit <red glow>
Belt: an ugly girdle made of trollskin <red glow>
Belt: a runed blue belt of unholy resistance <red glow>

Doing Rebirth Conversion...
You feel young.

"Little Red Ridinghood is not so little any more. She has grown a beautiful
woman. Still, she just hops around, like she had no worries or
responsibilities in the whole world. She must be retarded or something."

Just simply got to love Fairy forest <3

After a while, Ancient chaos drake bows down in submission.
Finally \o/

Rocky Shore (n,s,e,w,ne,nw,se,sw).
A naughty pink elephant is putting on a robe and wizard hat.

(Wonder if I should be worried...)

Trilloch hesitates as he casts missile swarm.

 899592: a floating bulk of darkness
Was 3man - was fun

Jerkkis tells you 'aika lol'
Jerkkis tells you 'ku bazil tuol mainostaa free weapon prottei niin menin
antaa sille satiaten :P'
Jerkkis tells you 'You mewl 'got no weapons:(.''
Jerkkis tells you 'Bazil says 'asshole.''
Jerkkis tells you 'Bazil says ':(.'
Jerkkis tells you 'kohteliaita merchantteja täällä:)'

Balthas tells you 'nauran sulle'
Balthas tells you 'ääneen! kotona! lahdes!'

What is wrong in my apeman! :((

Sister Alysia smiles at you and says, 'You did a good job and your final
points were 3750067 points and you lasted 21 rounds'

FINALLY!

Rebirth (retire?!?) checklist:

Enough exp      - CHECK
Enough gametime - CHECK
Want to?!       - CHECK
Ship            - CHECK
Eq ready?       - CHECK
Enough tarma    - CHECK
Enough nun      - almost CHECK
1-2 fun reincs  - 

Almost there, one more try in the infamous nun BattleGrounds and then lets see
=)

751071: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
"da Feli"
You hug your own wicked flesh amulet (diabolic)

950405: the Grand Master Torturer  aka The Torttu
You hug your own the Torso Maker sword <red glow>

Razzie
1024000: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder  - aka Meatball

[17:04]:Jrj [wanted]: members for wk

[17:20]:Jrj [legion+]: wk in horsehead right? or wrong?

Sounds quite tempting party...

1070387: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
"Thana the göd"

1313010: lesser demon of draen-dalar

Thanks for 5 hit immolates and desting my christmas hat :((

Necorp + Pet
Went quite smooth, thanks all

Jerkkis tells you 'normaali ihminen sanoi että höh tyttis tuleekin vasta
huomenna, mudari sanoo, jee tuleekin vasta huomenna :)'

 @Gurth cackles gleefully at you!!!!!!
 Evil wizards :(

 1258548: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien      
 1229202: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien

Ossi day
Oh and Mosnji too

Your second set of cards are:

TWO OF A KIND! The poker returns money and adds half of bet to the Jackpot.

The reels score the JACKPOT of 3116974 gold coins!
Congratulations!!!
You can hear Zerks bathing in a huge pile of coins!

Sniff... Another dear friend lost to wizardhood.
Congrats Gurth tho! :) 

Wiespe grabs a hold of your butt and breasts, swings his cloak and suddenly
you are someplace else!

Wiespe says 'Well well well, what do we have here... a pretty little nun'  
Wiespe grins happily.
...

Remember alcohol won't solve your problems... but neither does milk.

Jepjep

waiski day!

1292511: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys

Boring day so finishing up my list:
 325567: Ntein the twin brother of Derov (possessed)
 212708: The vampire wizard Soy
 244982: the-thing-that-should-not-be   

Continuing my list of "fun/pain -solokills":
253821: Sadisto, the Death Knight Warrior of Krystanimith

Fun trilloch vault "raid" and rape of us :)

Our leader drank too much before first blocker so rest of us clueless newbies
were stranded there without any idea how to do that -> Mucho rips and master
thief Trilloch stealing reagent pouches from mages etc

After many hours of clueless bouncing around we came victorious and thanks to
my once-in-a-lifetime dicing came out with healer tabard and resist all cloak!

Thanks to all for patience and MUCH of laughs and fun :)

You take a close look at Sable Bladetree in comparison to yourself.
The final estimation is that Sable Bladetree looks like a fair opponent.

Ah, ok...

Continuing my list of "fun" or pain soloes:
159397: confuser, the magician of the castle

Did a little summary from my notes at my favorite nun place, battlegrounds:
Goal is to get to get to round 21 and last 6 tries:
-3 times round 20 (1 time ran out, 1 grapple, 1 dcrit2 tora tora tora)
-1 round 19 (spawned in pile of 6 an pile of 4 in next room)
-1 round 17 (got flipped without any scrolls with me)
-1 round 16 (curse and no time for restore potion)

Lets see this again when have again time to spend 8h in there! :)

I'm sure these two lines were seen so too many times they will haunt me in my
dreams :)

(Moreod) arrives from north.
Lammas whines loudly.

But finally:
1435185: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet 

Torturerillahan ne tunteet on yleensä mukavan lämpimät :)

Balthas (party(Darkness has landed)): luulin et kawasa tekee dimdooria ni
Balthas (party(Darkness has landed)): vittu teles kotii

873954: the Grand Master Torturer  
3606: Wandering skeleton of Torturer   

129741: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner

Araas, other day total fail

482786: Wiespe the lecherous vampire  

Turned year older today (again). :)

(14:52) Gurth tells you 'little something from me:'
(14:52) @Gurth runs around you naked for a while.

Sister Valentina puffs to your environment and says, 'MAGNIFICENT you have
found Angelique's Cross, With this Cross I can send the whole army of Darkness
to unhappier hunting grounds.'
Sister Valentine says, 'Here is your award.'
Sister Valentina gives you the Cross of Clouds

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Angelique's cross'*

-Thanks especially Kops, Desert and Gurth... was fun spent Sunday! :)
(And special kudos to Kops giving me last push to even try that today)

Thana, reaver, morden

Paras kommentti keskustellessa mun iästä _pitkään_ aikaan:
(22:03) Kops tells you 'eipä sillä iällä mitään merkitystä ja jos onkin, niin
nuoremmat pojat on kivoja :D'

Hugs for Kops! =) <3

1089200: the Grand Master Torturer

Torttu 14 - 1 Zerks

You point at Bruthakas and shout, 'By the power of Rosary of Truth, I command
you to TURN!'
Bruthakas laughs maliciously at you and jumps on you.

You fall unconscious from the pain.
Hp:-70/701 [-911] 
You die.

- Oh well, had to try :D

985108: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Got nothing

+continuing of my list of fun solos
199747: A four-armed skeleton coated in black gore stands here wailing   

Oh noes...
[18:10]:[nun]: Gurth waves happily.

Gurth is a level 0 elder of the Reborn race.
It was created Thu Feb 01 05:06:50 2007 and it is 216d, 4h, 6min and 25s old.
It has been on for 1min, idle 3s.
It has no plan.

My guideline for life:
"Win if you can, lose if you must
  but always remember to cheat."

Living together with opposite sex is quite educating. You can learn nice
things from it.

What I learnt today was that the "sponge" thingie girls use in some waxing etc
is quite good in cleaning bathroom sink and taps and so on =)

'Zorromaisen Ekologinen ja Raivokkaan Ketterä Suursyömäri'
Yep that's me!

(http://www.akuankka.fi/arvonimigeneraattori)

Decided to try some fun solo today and headed to Horsehead...
My goal was trying to remember the route to Laingan and kick his hairy butt...
but forgot it was a mean ninja grappler

This caused my poor tarma to die few times but eventually came victorious!

392852: Laingan the perverted Valheru jailer
(Thanks all raisers and Kops for being my relopole!)

And dropped me 3 dodge bracelet version too \o/

Forgot from yesterday:
998351: Jane, the Goddess 

650694: the black reaver is here searching for his prey 

Now it has been proven:
But you do not have hands, because you are a brownie.

159532: A manticore, a hideous man-beast, stands here (crippled)   
Was fun solo :P

Tomppa, medusa, kourish and some others today

Grim devil clenches her fists and yells 'tora tora tora'
Grim devil's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as she casts the
spell.
Your mental pathways dissolve under massive psychic forces!
Voice of Sister Alysia echoes in your head, 'You have DIED!'

"Tänks" - No kohta uusiks :)

Yesterday took again fun trip to nun Battlegrounds.
The whole trip took little over 9h and made to final rounds final badguy
before time ran out (got it to 70%).
So what did i get from that:
Losing battleground leads to frenor for just 0,1% points or so, pissed off
girlfriend, headache and now hangover from few comforting beers...

But its always so much fun that lets see that again on next week! :)

Awed tells you 'Your a large shield clad with golden dragonskin labeled as
-=Awed=- is destroyed.'

Gorehound (lfp): paska tarma
Announcer [lfp]: A new player is looking for party:
Announcer [lfp]: Tarken lvl 86
Announcer [lfp]: Guilds:Druids (30/30), Tarmalen (30/30), Navigator (4/5),
Wanderers (1/3)

You utter the holy words praising Las and zap spell dispel evil.
Az'anzyl is DEAD, R.I.P.

827049: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter     
594854: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare 

Oh, forgot from yesterday:
546230: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders  +Apoc

New personal Zoo record:
From start to Blob RIP 40min 41s
With worst possible trunks whole thing 1h5min

Should always be this smooth 3man ride \o/

1045892: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows   
(Shelaste)
+Sable

Kiti day, rest cita got phucked

a huge hell hound is chained here
Hell hound leaves west.

-Not too good chain I see.

ossi day

1125115: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet 

 1108221: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood  
722826: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold  

Zerks rolls: 23. - 9th (Lucky me wasn't dice party :) )

Evilild tells you 'Spica party: forgot to heal damn'

Spica Shine is a level 93 mortal of the Duck race.
He was created before 1997 and he is 26y, 189d, 7h, 25min and 6s old.
He has been on for 4h, 42min and 2s, not idle (*bell*).
He has killed: The King of good dragons, Truyishom, 376688 exp (party of 6)
This player has a blog - last modified 11d, 17h, 27min and 25s ago. 
Plan:
30TARMALEN 30DRUIDS 2WANDERERS 3NAVS 13SS

Näin homma hoidetaan...

apoc day

1041857: lesser demon of draen-dalar  

1032846: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail  

923175: a floating bulk of darkness  

634490: a tall, dark grey humanoid with a slim, long face and glowing hand 

833338: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery 
No staff, no gem, no fun - mutta tulipahan tehtyä!

You are done with the chant.
You spread white glow with your tears of Oxtoth and exclaim 'Sanctum disqum'
(Dispel undead)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Your tears of Oxtoth sparkles under magical pressure as glimmering ray of
light dashes through the air annihilating
Ghoul.
Celestial fanfare booms from the heavens.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Virtuosic nun of Holy Might'*

You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Ghoul loses the privilege to live.
Ghoul is DEAD, R.I.P.

Damn rapists messing my good ol' idle time...

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| 10 Jul - 14:54   Sister Alma the Master Exorcist                         |
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1371872: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men 

 1438727: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim  

Tämänpäivän nunnat:
M tells you 'mikähä o convent of white rose :)'
M tells you 'hieno arean nimi'
You tell M 'hitto et ole tosissas'
M tells you 'rothissa se o'

\:D/

Evilild tells you 'I got picture of me and the geeses now, want to see it? :D'
Evilild tells you 'geeses are cuddly!'

 You feel more humble as you feed the less fortunate.

 Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Zerks has been promoted to elder nun'.

 Mon Jun 23 20:28:36 2008 Nun inform
Sister Zerks has been promoted to elder.

 Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!

You feel more humble as you feed the less fortunate.
You give a jerked redfish to Ulath.

[17:39]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Zerks became elder applicant. May Las smile
upon her on her difficult journey.

You start playing the blue machine with a bet of 4000 gold.
The deck has been reshuffled.
The machine deals you some cards:

   1          2          3          4          5   
-------    -------    -------    -------    -------
|6S   |    |6D   |    |7S   |    |9D   |    |TH   |
|     |    |     |    |     |    |     |    |     |
|   6S|    |   6D|    |   7S|    |   9D|    |   TH|
-------    -------    -------    -------    -------
    BAT    BAT    BAT    
Which ones would you like to keep/lock? 0 none
Cards to keep separated by spaces -> 2 3 4

Your second set of cards are:

-------    -------    -------    -------    -------
|2H   |    |6D   |    |7S   |    |9D   |    |2S   |
|     |    |     |    |     |    |     |    |     |
|   2H|    |   6D|    |   7S|    |   9D|    |   2S|
-------    -------    -------    -------    -------

BAT    BAT    BAT    BAT    BAT

You have nothing in your hand. The game takes your coins.

The reels score the JACKPOT of 3984457 gold coins!
Congratulations!!!
You can hear Zerks bathing in a huge pile of coins!

626543: Nillirou the elven masterbard

1072060: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead   

 451201: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 

689972: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta     

794679: Golux, the master conjurer of slime +co
(Melcross day)

1047512: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
483187: Klys, the old high priest is here telling stories

463395: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice

690601: A towering demon, swathed in black
Ossi day

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| Time             Killed by                                               |
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| 21 May - 14:05   Woocca the Cyclops Funk Machine < BooBSquaD >           |
| 22 May - 01:47   Unknown assailant                                       |
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Mean Woocca!

Zoo today. Last Zoo for me was 3 weeks ago and for other members even longer
time. Still both of lower lever trunk exploded to face.
Have a nice day...

[20:46]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Zerks has been appointed to the
Synod.

You finish up with your prostitute and she slips off to the side of the bed.
'Damn!' she says. 'You were the lousiest fuck I've ever had!'
The prostitute screams 'You are a loser!'

Aww man, thought I could do it right even here...

246832: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here.
270405: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here. 

729402: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter   
576078: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare 

1299849: a floating bulk of darkness

1388490: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens 

You just won the Lottery! You recieve 11416588 experience as the award!

Random statistics:
Last Friday 2.5. I played here for 12h. I got only one party and that was one
that i leaded myself (took 45mins to get members)...

Today I tried to do my thesis final pages and idled here 5h with "Busy with
thesis" in my finger-info. I had to turn down 3 eq parties, 4-5 exp parties
and 2 twiddle/quest parties.

So what did we learn: When in need for party just put "Working, piss of" in
you tell status :)

Finally! After long painful hours on these past weeks (yeah its good to be on
time...) my Bachelors Thesis is been given away for evaluation. Returned 15.48
when deadline was 16.00. So much time left for accidents and all. :)

Thanks some of you for moral support and now back to mudding (after exams
ofc)!

1141716: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits  
(again)

The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan 484456 exp
(party of 3)

656328: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king  
Was P-A-I-N but diced enchanted ring =)

565402: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur

744735: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power
907991: Inra the valheru god (unholy) 

Evilild tells Gurth and you '"he is male (most likely) is suitable age
(between 20 and 60) and handsome (doesnt lack obvious body parts + breathes),
whats wrong with him? they are all the same anyway"'

Parts from daily happy "join for HC exp" party

K {party}: can camp m?

---
M  1036(1040)   48(  48) 292(411) 
---

M (party): why
K {party}: cuz :D

...

[23:11]:K {party}: take off trig loz
[23:11]:K {party}: drop all
[23:12]:K {party}: your funeral
(23:12) K tells you 'dont heal him till he drops all'

....

K tells  and you 'cere transfer 400 to tarken plz'
You tell K 'Not druid'
K tells  and you 'so now we get about 10k less xprate'

( 2h 14m 48s) | Exp/min: 12251 |  (4man)
Ah those 3 claws to our newly reinced clawer would have doubled rate...
Sheesh what people you sometimes see :)

Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Praise Las! Sister Zerks found all the lost orphan
children.

1248960: Hyperion, the ancient Titan 

Donated some for Batmud. Thank you for 7 years of free fun (this far!). Keep
up the great work! =)

509633: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 

1326593: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien
1223958: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien 

Razzie+Akira day

E tells you 'laugh, banished sprite away from her pigeons'
E tells you 'i figured it would be worse than pk :D'

599520: the black dread 
423440: Patrick Amberley

479189: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon    
1361808: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood 

438734: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe

342339: Dunsten Robbins sits smoking his pipe absent-mindedly   

Zoo today (again...)
1165145: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead   

Razzie today (again...)

577538: A towering demon, swathed in black 

Gurth tells you 'i hate you'

Grimoor, hera, frostblade + other etc random thingies today

1381978: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood  
Zerks rolls: 95.

Old Convent run today
+599548: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld

1069531: Hazelfire the demon lieutenant

1189694: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 

1012230: lesser demon of draen-dalar