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#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 13
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#583
Finnish
Submitted by: Umbar
At: May 7 2004
Rating: 13
Cozmo (party): onku demo et liidaa equu niin kovas kännis ettei ees aamulla muista koko hommaa Habbar (party): -: demo ajoi kerran partin sisään monsulle tötsyissä ja rupes kattoon telkkua :- Demo (party): joo Demo (party): hehe :) Habbar (party): -: 2 henkilöä selvis :- Kape [party]: hihi Demo (party): no sielt tuli jotain tärkeetä!!
#720
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mordol
At: Jul 13 2004
Rating: 13
You tell Karamacho 'olisko drow suffeli rotu?' Karamacho tells you 'ei ku vitusti tyyppeja heittaa spermat muijan naamalle'
#808
English
Submitted by: Runeaxe
At: Aug 18 2004
Rating: 13
[22:56]:Voraax [ranger]: is sable aggro? or are people just messing with him? [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: yea' [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: 'cause we didn't win some hiking buttfuck shit ... [23:03]:Hobo [ranger]: I like it how he said "hello fellow ranger" before he destroyed me
#846
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Sep 9 2004
Rating: 13
(22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what are you doing with an empty box?' (22:01) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'it was lonely. why?' (22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what a waste!' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'just for that, you'll have to test something for me in ahalf hour' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'i'm mining random materials for an alchie, but when i find a tasty looking tree, i cut it down and box it.' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'the real question is, why do i, a pure merchie, have 2 empty cans?' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'your cans do not concern me!' (22:03) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'so you're only interested in my box, not my cans? hmpf.' (22:04) Shinarae tells you 'hmm, this conversation ended in a much different place than it started'
#1004
Finnish
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 13
Alder [camelot+]: olis ollu Frodolla batin mithrillistä tehty paita Moriassa niin ei olis tarvinnu tehä ku 1 leffa
#1384
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lyriikka
At: Oct 19 2005
Rating: 13
Nazrix tells you 'what is (|)' Nazrix tells you 'what word?'
#1411
Finnish
Submitted by: Twomi
At: Nov 3 2005
Rating: 13
Zhagaal [party]: mitä kele tää o Zhagaal [party]: anna mun protata Zhagaal arrives from north. Twomi (party): <| turpa kii, 50k morri ni jaksa oottaa montaa aoaa putkee |> Zhagaal [party]: jaa Twomi (party): <| anna liidu hoitaa hommasa ja tee vaa mita kasketaa =) |> Zhagaal left the party.
#35
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Thematrix [wanted]: name of guy who told me 3 years ago that if you "enter cauldron" in raven there are jewels in it. Celesta [wanted]: you finally found the cauldron eh?
#38
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Zop tells you 'can u kill rolf and give him my axe?'
#40
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Amorell [newbie]: Can you tell I've been programming all weekend?? You know, after you stare at letters for hours on end, they start to stare back.... Shardik <newbie>: we professionals call the staring letters 'design patterns'
#211
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nocturtest
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 12
Shardik <fin>: tuuba oli kyl aika sissi ku pelas kuitenki kymmentuntisii sessioita ainaki neljana paivana perakkai visitor-charrulla ja aina huus vittuperkeleita ku oli seuraavana paivana kadonnu hahmo... ja uutta putkeen :)
#248
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 12
Darol [party]: naita tas partissa varmaan ahistas tietaa etta castin vaan sepot pois et voin sit twiddlaa tas :) Darol [party]: kappas lotto
#257
English
Submitted by: Cyberlahko
At: Jan 28 2004
Rating: 12
Ghost of Makke [party]: let's get eq, if they dest we can always quit playing bat. its a win-win situation
#259
English
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Jan 28 2004
Rating: 12
Shardik <wiz>: heh, as if we wouldn't play mort chars already Shardik <wiz>: right guys? Shardik <wiz>: ... guys?
#292
English
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Feb 4 2004
Rating: 12
Broetchen {party}: makke cast go at hable Broetchen {party}: makke cast go at hablp Broetchen {party}: makke cast go at habl8gegoe Broetchen {party}: youknowwhatimean Makke [party]: Your latest commands of at least 5 characters: Makke [party]: 1 : history Makke [party]: 2 : goo hablo Makke [party]: 3 : goo halbo Makke [party]: 4 : goo habo
#675
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Jun 23 2004
Rating: 12
Kharadus {party}: keuhkoahtauma mul varmaa on jo ensmäsen tai toisen asteen mut ei jaksa kiinnostaa ku ei se idlaamista ja runkkaamista haittaa Enochian (party): sit ku rupeet hengästyy silleen ettet jaksa runkkaa ni voit huolestua Kharadus {party}: no ei sillo o viel hätää ku nyt o tavotteena yleensä pitkittää wankkikokemust mahdollisimman pitkään, jos alkaa hengästyyn ni pitää siirtyy vaan perusvatkaukseen ilman extroja
#1053
Unset Language
Submitted by: Typhos
At: Jan 10 2005
Rating: 12
Eagleray [newbie]: can i join to vampire/titan if i have died over 3 times
#1101
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Feb 4 2005
Rating: 12
Pahvi <suomi>: joskus ihmetyttää että miten niinpaljon masturboiva ryhmä ku mudarit jaksaa vielä kiukutella
#1179
Unset Language
Submitted by: Traveler
At: Apr 3 2005
Rating: 12
Nu [party]: You expose yourself to Little child. Nu [party]: Little child rampages towards you as he sees the opening. Nu [party]: Little child's hit barely nudges you. Nu [party]: You have trouble but manage to deliver a kick in Little child's Nu [party]: crotch making him moan and immobalize him for a moment.