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#1105
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Feb 8 2005
Rating: 10
Polimus [wanted]: wher is wally for 51 daughters quest? You tell Polimus 'go along the mountain side from rangers, go south, you should find it' Polimus tells you 'acnt sem t find it :<' You tell Polimus 'find your keyboard first' You tell Polimus 'then try finding the area again:P' Polimus tells you 'argh ok thans' Polimus tells you 'got it!' Polimus tells you 'waht do i say to wally' You scream 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'.
#1129
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Feb 24 2005
Rating: 10
Glaurung [wanted]: deftank and *gasp* nuntarm for pyramid exploration
#1139
Unset Language
Submitted by: Murrough
At: Mar 4 2005
Rating: 10
Stark tells you 'pitkään offline olleille tinmeneille pitäs mennä automatic mail että 'jos metsään haluat mennä nyt, niin takuula yllätyt''
#1166
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Mar 23 2005
Rating: 10
Desotarion tells Stargazer and you 'jos ma jaan ambushii ni se o mosan ongelma'
#1290
Unset Language
Submitted by: Femko
At: Jul 12 2005
Rating: 10
XXXX tells you 'hello please I lost 1 mithril coin into monster, can you come to be it from him?' XXXX tells you 'you are wizardadministratior?
#1350
Unset Language
Submitted by: Bleezuz
At: Sep 25 2005
Rating: 10
Halle [party]: if next person who dies doesnt accept ill leave. get replacement now if you want
#1377
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Oct 16 2005
Rating: 10
Ggr [pupu+]: here's what I've learned about americans from TV and movies: a) they don't shit or piss, except the ugly ones. thus I suspect that excreting is a genetic failure of some kind in american society. b) they always have sex under covers, so I suspect they either use it as protection (substitute condom) or actually lack genitals or something.
#1415
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Nov 8 2005
Rating: 10
Atomska tells you 'where did you get elder rank from' {Barb Elder} Valkrist Wihattu the Cyclops < de >
#1525
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Mar 1 2006
Rating: 10
Conquer {nightlife+}: im no lesbian, i like the cock
#1702
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 11 2006
Rating: 10
Rigger [sales]: floating letters apparatus, insult people from afar, mb 1k Rigger [sales]: you could even catch people with crappy trigger with stuff like Some letters are floating here: ' Rigger [bat]: I suck
#1712
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Oct 23 2006
Rating: 10
Zin <bat>: this new driver is much better than the old one Zin <bat>: the old driver used less CPU thus wasting a lot of our new hardware
#1767
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Jan 8 2007
Rating: 10
Glacius (wanted): name of area wheres 'thethingthatshould' be mob etc Juo (wanted): dunedain Glacius (wanted): right thx Juo (wanted): Dogi tells you 'its in dunedains' Dogi {wanted}: is that thank for helping you? Dogi {wanted}: i just missed other answers Juo (wanted): did i ask for help ...... Dogi {wanted}: dont ask me to help next time
#2073
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hannibal
At: May 22 2009
Rating: 10
Dralith <nightlife+>: that was uncalled for.. You tells Dralith and Jacen 'Jacen will just remind me later that he still has sex :P' Jacen tells Dralith and you 'dude wtf, im almost 27 yrs old and still a virgin :(' Dralith tells Jacen and you 'Really doesn't count when it's with livestock' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'according to Blayke you aren't a virgin...' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'oh wait!....you're catholic...it doesn't count if it's in the ass' Blayke tells Dralith, Jacen and you 'thats catholic birth control \o/' Jacen tells Dralith, Blayke and you 'buttsex \:D/'
#65
English
Submitted by: Femko
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 9
Durand shouts 'blabla blalblab abla.' You tell Durand 'A blablabla blabla blaaaa?' Durand tells you 'bla.' You tell Durand 'blaaaa!' Durand tells you 'bla baalalba bla?' You tell Durand 'blablabla blaa blabla balblalala!' You emote to Durand 'slaps a thundering high-five with you.' Durand bat: Bla.
#82
English
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 9
[22:29]:Baltzebub [wanted]: summon to portal [22:29]:Baltzebub [wanted]: got from captnapalm [22:29]:Baltzebub [wanted]: thanks [22:30]:Cyberman <wanted>: Rule of thumb Baltzebub, never accept ANYTHING from someone whose name is Captnapalm. [22:30]:Baltzebub [wanted]: what do you know cyberman, your shields made from the strongest material available fall apart from a single hit [22:32]:Cyberman <wanted>: Well, they were made in Taiwan and you know those cheap things.
#83
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 9
Oztak [fc+]: blow me mali :p Oztak [fc+]: in the nicest way possible Malicat [fc+]: Fetch me a microscope and some tweezers, and I'll think about it. :) Alucard [fc+]: Owned. [fc+]: Malicat winks at Alucard. Oztak [fc+]: hush alucard :) im trying to think :p
#105
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 9
Zith <kamikaze+>: salsa loppui kesken :( Zith <kamikaze+>: ja hmm, vaikuttaisi silta etta pieni osa tortilloista paatyi nenaan Zith <kamikaze+>: mitenhan mina siina onnistuin Pertulio [kamikaze+]: "ei tarvi olla wizardi ollakseen kadeton mutta kylla siita apua on"
#218
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 9
Dumb orc arrives from south. Master baker says 'Welcome to the bakery, Dumb orc.'
#262
English
Submitted by: Gorge
At: Jan 28 2004
Rating: 9
Ghost of Grizzt <ghost>: help me, I'm dead He immorted 2 hours before this.
#371
Finnish
Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Mar 3 2004
Rating: 9
Caitline [kanniaalio+]: noniin,on lapsista kyl iloa Caitline [kanniaalio+]: taas tarhan tädeille puhumista kun pentu tuli vasara kädessä ja hoki et "isi hakkaa"