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Posted: 28 Mar 2024 21:14 [ permalink ]
Help Page: robot
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Using robot to _play_ is forbidden.

You may not let your character on to perform actions when you are not
directly involved.

That means that automatic scripts that respond to things said or
perceived or just automatic scripts that do things in regular (or not
regular) intervals are forbidden.

If you want to play, play. If you don't want to play, don't. Simple.

What is NOT forbidden:
------------------------------
Using scripts which get rid of minor annoyances are not considered
illegal. This would include the following types of triggers:
  o Triggers which cause you to drink/eat when you get hungry
  o Triggers which report your hp/sp and your upcoming ticks
  o Triggers which just cause you to appear non-idle 
  o Triggers which only initiate communication (inform party members
    about how well you hit the target, telling someone what the weather
    in Alaska when asked about it, etc etc)
  o Triggers which report your prots (when they fall/go up) to you or
    other partymembers
  o Triggers which highlite messages
  o Triggers that pick up stuff you drop
 
In short, the rule applies only to scripts that do stuff while not 
actively playing, minor helper scripts are allowed. 
 
What IS forbidden:
-----------------------------
Scripts which initiate mud-actions which affect the game (or characters)
in an essential way are forbidden. This would include the triggers which:
  o cause you to cast spells or use skills based on text-input from the
    game, or on a delay in your client. (I.e. re-casting a spell when
    you've casted it once, casting spells when someone tells you to on
    the party channel, starting off blasts the moment you move into a
    new room with a monster etc etc)
  o cause you to move around in the mud (in any way)
    (Example: fleeing when someone enters the room you are in or 
     following monsters or players ).
  o triggering 'mining', 'create money', 'money is power' and other
    similar exp/gold creation skills/spells.
  o cause you to automatically use items (potions, wands) based on input
    from the MUD. (Example: Someone summons you and you start zapping them
    with a wand).
 

USE YOUR HEAD (not to bang it to the wall, but THINK).
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Common sense usually tells you what is forbidden and what is not. If
something is in the grey area, one arch can allow it and another won't.
So maybe better not do it.

Archwizards may zap / delete / banish you for using robots.

See also:
- help multiple characters
- help cheating
- help whim death
Posted: 26 Mar 2024 05:23 [ permalink ]
This cargo shipment contains cargo destined for the port of Elsewhere.
Posted: 24 Mar 2024 05:19 [ permalink ]
He is the Captain of the RSF Frigate <(U[n]i[c]o[r]n[F]u[r]y)>.
Posted: 13 Jan 2024 06:32 [ permalink ]
The still water below you would be very deep.
Obvious exit is: up.
You fly high, avoiding the water.
You are not affected by being submerged in water.
You are surrounded by water! Your body BURNS horribly!
Your skin MELTS exposing your internal organs!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Water Allergy+Submersion=DIE
Posted: 30 Dec 2023 22:33 [ permalink ]
Kobold shaman fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'zot mar nak grttzt'
Kobold shaman hesitates as he casts electrocution.
The air before Kobold shaman becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Kobold shaman shudders as his electrocution hits himself.
Kobold shaman exclaims 'You'll regret crossing me!'  
Posted: 17 Nov 2023 02:42 [ permalink ]
A faint voice whispers 'There's something that people do not always know about
the elements of chaos. The nature of chaos is to be chaotic, but it may be
controlled to some extent. The source of power may sometimes be surprising.'
A faint voice whispers 'They say that even the corpses of slain enemies can be
of use if they are instilled with raw elemental energy. A frozen body of a
sandworm may allow the power of frost be imbued permanently to one's blade.'
A faint voice whispers 'Even the power of lightning can be captured in one's
chaotic blade, when hauling the electrocuted remains to a skilled blacksmith.
The rumour has it that many similar powers are available to those who know how
to harness them.'
A faint voice whispers 'Heed warning though, the carcasses of vanquished
enemies have little value as catalysts or as power sources, so their
volatility and potential may be harmful in some cases.'
A maelstrom opens and blasts you out.
Posted: 18 Aug 2023 20:00 [ permalink ]
Ramon tells you 'Special offer, Kalahar's head for 25920 gold! That's 64% off
the price!'
Posted: 05 Jun 2023 16:42 [ permalink ]
********************** Round 8 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
hp:1267(1702)-114 sp:64(64) ep:429(451) cash:13681 123kg exp:978154
Orc boss is in bad shape (35%).
You are using 'vampiric blow'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
It has been too short of a time since you last tasted blood.
Your thirst for blood is growing insatiable.
You feel like camping a little.
********************** Round 9 **********************
Posted: 25 May 2023 16:47 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

Something goes terribly wrong as you bring Paingiver across to connect with
your opponent.  You feel weaker as energy flows FROM you, strengthening Orc
boss.
Posted: 06 Dec 2022 17:09 [ permalink ]
You are using 'scythe swipe'.
Orc boss nearly punctures your vulnerable windpipe, you can hardly breathe!
Orc boss turns suddenly and STRIKES again..
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Orc boss growls and screams 'MUR!'.
hp: 0 (1058) [-172] sp: 321 (602) [] ep: 487 (512) [] cash: 150 [] exp: 116500
[]
out
Your movement prevents you from doing the skill.
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Forest of Moonrind (By a tent) [20,14]         
| ffffff"ffffff     |  Exits:  nw, n, ne, e, se, s, sw, w, enter
| ffffff"ffffff     |  
| fflll.o""ffff     |  You are walking on the remains of forest. The orcs have
| fflll..."""ff     |  hacked through the trees and trampled the underbrush
| fffl....."fff     |  flat. They have also erected a large red tent here.
< fffif.f"@"fff     >  Above you is a chilly, moving, clear night sky. There
is
| fffff.f""offf     |  a brisk wind. A third quarter moon hangs in the sky.
| fffff.fffffff     |  
|                   |  
|                   |  
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
hp: 53 (1058) [+53] sp: 333 (602) [+12] ep: 499 (512) [+12] cash: 150 [] exp:
116500 []
You start chanting.
hp:53 sp:333 ep:499 cash:150g/81570g 97kg exp:116500
Posted: 13 Nov 2022 03:49 [ permalink ]
Total of 123456789 experience spent on character.
Posted: 13 Nov 2022 00:21 [ permalink ]
Total of 123454321 experience spent on character.
Posted: 02 Nov 2022 20:30 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about find weakness.
Posted: 06 Jul 2022 08:50 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about tumbling attack.
Posted: 04 Jul 2022 10:57 [ permalink ]
Total of 111111111 experience spent on character.
Posted: 28 Jun 2022 21:07 [ permalink ]
  Reels   [ =*= ]    [ =*= ]    [ =*= ]    [ =*= ]    [ =*= ]

You have nothing in your hand. You lose your bet.

The reels score the partial JACKPOT of 301706 gold coins!
Congratulations!!!
You can hear Kalahar bathing in a big pile of coins!
Posted: 11 Jun 2022 07:32 [ permalink ]
Total of 99999999 experience spent on character.
Posted: 24 Dec 2021 19:18 [ permalink ]
New chaos blade turned out shit.  Will never understand the process, too much
chaos.
Posted: 24 Dec 2021 15:45 [ permalink ]
Your Rendoye feels terrific in your hand! You may now bind souls in it.
Posted: 22 Dec 2021 05:49 [ permalink ]
You are making progress! You are getting accustomed to your weapon, Rendoye.
The weapon still seems terrible and you have some trouble using it.
Posted: 17 Dec 2021 20:01 [ permalink ]
Corpse of Smurf suddenly disappears from the forge. (strangled)
hellish bandolier suddenly disappears from the forge.
axe suddenly disappears from the forge.             (bleeder)
dukonium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge. (50kg)
dukonium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge. (50kg)
dukonium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge. (20kg)
nullium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge.  (60kg)
no-dachi suddenly disappears from the forge.
sharp rapier suddenly disappears from the forge. (excellent sharpness)
a shard suddenly disappears from the forge. (great quality, awesome
enhancement)
Posted: 24 Nov 2021 22:49 [ permalink ]
+-------------------------------=( Eyodner )=--------------------------------+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                     |
| Description:   a platinum falchion 'Eyodner' with a nullium hilt           |
| Weapon type:   falchion                                                    |
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Platinum                       63%                                         |
| Nullium                        37%                                         |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                        |
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       pathetic                                              |
| Sword sharpness:     pathetic                                              |
| Accuracy factor:     pathetic                                              |
| Lethality factor:    pathetic                                              |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       decent                                                |
| Sword sharpness:     mediocre                                              |
| Accuracy factor:     paltry                                                |
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Posted: 31 Jan 2020 03:55 [ permalink ]
Help Page: robot
-----------------------------------------------

Using robot to _play_ is forbidden.

You may not let your character on to perform actions when you are not
directly involved.

That means that automatic scripts that respond to things said or
perceived or just automatic scripts that do things in regular (or not
regular) intervals are forbidden.

It is also forbidden to be idle/inactive and still playing in some way.
This includes for example idle-tanking, a tank that just idles in
front of a mage who leads the party. Also included is reloc-pole,
idling in some strategic room in an area, so partymembers can relocate
to you. If you want to play, play. If you don't want to play, don't. 
Simple.

What is NOT forbidden:
------------------------------
Using scripts which get rid of minor annoyances are not considered
illegal. This would include the following types of triggers:
  o Triggers which cause you to drink/eat when you get hungry
  o Triggers which report your hp/sp and your upcoming ticks
  o Triggers which just cause you to appear non-idle 
  o Triggers which only initiate communication (inform party members
    about how well you hit the target, telling someone what the weather
    in Alaska when asked about it, etc etc)
  o Triggers which report your prots (when they fall/go up) to you or
    other partymembers
  o Triggers which highlite messages
  o Triggers that pick up stuff you drop
 
In short, the rule applies only to scripts that do stuff while not 
actively playing, minor helper scripts are allowed. 
 
What IS forbidden:

-----------------------------
Scripts which initiate mud-actions which affect the game (or characters)
in an essential way are forbidden. This would include the triggers which:
  o cause you to cast spells or use skills based on text-input from the
    game, or on a delay in your client. (I.e. re-casting a spell when
    you've casted it once, casting spells when someone tells you to on
    the party channel, starting off blasts the moment you move into a
    new room with a monster etc etc)
  o cause you to move around in the mud (in any way)
    (Example: fleeing when someone enters the room you are in or 
     following monsters or players ).
  o triggering 'mining', 'create money', 'money is power' and other
    similar exp/gold creation skills/spells.
  o cause you to automatically use items (potions, wands) based on input
    from the MUD. (Example: Someone summons you and you start zapping them
    with a wand).
 

USE YOUR HEAD (not to bang it to the wall, but THINK).
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Common sense usually tells you what is forbidden and what is not. If
something is in the grey area, one arch can allow it and another won't.
So maybe better not do it.

Archwizards may zap / delete / banish you for using robots.

See also:
- help multiple characters
- help cheating
- help whim death
Posted: 27 Jan 2020 12:45 [ permalink ]
Week 3
Total of 12856543 experience spent on character.
Posted: 26 Dec 2019 21:29 [ permalink ]
666m
Total of 666006804 experience spent on character.
Posted: 07 Nov 2019 23:07 [ permalink ]
Your top10 kill 'An overinflated green belt ninja, 33070 exp' has increased in
exp value!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Green Belt Ninja!
You feel you have released large amounts of destructive energy.
A large hole replaces Green Belt Ninja's face.
Green Belt Ninja is DEAD, R.I.P.
hp:0 sp:668 ep:297 cash:2715g/104770g exp:444970
hp:0(1136)[-56] sp:668(668)[] ep:297(416)[] cash:2715[+2] exp:444970[+22243]
Posted: 21 Mar 2019 01:23 [ permalink ]
The following messages seem to vibrate from a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with
a
nullium hilt (fading):

It is called Rendoye and identified as 'sword', 'chaos sword', 'blade', 'chaos
blade', 'longsword', 'no-dachi', 'Rendoye' and 'platinum no-dachi'.
It takes the following slots: held.
It will divinely improve your the damage you do in combat.
It has been in the game for 4s. It is owned by Kalahar. It is heavy and
smallish. 
It hasn't been worn by anyone.
It has been wielded by Kalahar for 14d, 23h, 26min and 25s.
Posted: 15 Mar 2019 15:56 [ permalink ]
A horde of ghosts emerge from the stone chest and assault you! Horrible images
fill your mind.
That really HURT!
You feel excruciating PAIN in your head!
You are no longer stunned.
You stop your current repeated action.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp:-69(1047)[-1116] sp:782(782)[] ep:407(414)[-7]
Posted: 02 Mar 2019 05:32 [ permalink ]
Kalahar has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

You receive a few jewels as a momento of your success

You also receive a right to use a rank! See 'rank list'.
This is a challenge trophy.

Your available ranks are:
1:*[Ravager] Gnoll race leader
2: [Reaver] Signifies you have destroyed EVERYTHING.
3: [Le Chef] Unique challenge trophy rank for Hot Potato winner!
Posted: 02 Mar 2019 04:16 [ permalink ]
You feel like you just got slightly better in way of the scythe.
Posted: 28 Feb 2019 16:44 [ permalink ]
hp:4 sp:782 ep:364 cash:278g/99800g exp:188290
You call upon the Dark Gods for help. Feeling that you could do some more
damage
in the world they decide to heal you so you can continue with your evil ways.
The Dark Gods decide to give you a bit more strength than usual.
You feel your hatred rising.
hp:405(1076)[+401] sp:782(782)[] ep:364(415)[-9] cash:278[] exp:188290[]
********************* Round 17 **********************
You score a KILLING BLOW on Green draconian stalker!
You feel you have released large amounts of destructive energy.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Green draconian stalker as it dies.
Green draconian stalker is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 11 Jan 2019 01:49 [ permalink ]
command grepquote quote "grep $1 $2 $-3
grepquote -i -A 2 'dex' score" tell kalahar
Kalahar tells you 'Str: Magnificent (212+++) Dex: Dazzling (176++)     Con:
 Dazzling (179-)'
You tell Kalahar (busy) 'Str: Magnificent (212+++) Dex: Dazzling (176++)    
 Con: Dazzling (179-)'
Kalahar tells you 'Int: Impressive (103-)    Wis: Superb (144-)'
You tell Kalahar (busy) 'Int: Impressive (103-)    Wis: Superb (144-)'
Kalahar tells you 'Cha: Good-looking (94)    Siz: Large (71+)'
You tell Kalahar (busy) 'Cha: Good-looking (94)    Siz: Large (71+)'
Posted: 10 May 2018 17:10 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about long blades.
Posted: 07 May 2018 16:56 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about tinning.
Posted: 05 May 2018 07:27 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about dim mak.
Posted: 01 May 2018 00:19 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about scaly tail.
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 12:10 [ permalink ]
********************* Round 13 **********************
You bore Demon assassin causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Demon assassin explodes into various pieces of gore!
Flying sharp bone fragments cut deep into you!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Your top10 kill 'black featureless humanoid, 28128 exp' has increased in
exp value!
Demon assassin dies in a massive pool of blood.
Demon assassin is DEAD, R.I.P.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
rclm
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
hp:-17 sp:570 ep:339 cash:96g/16739g exp:35973
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Posted: 01 Mar 2018 04:54 [ permalink ]
Massive elephant is near death (5%).
You are casting 'word of blasting'.
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Massive elephant.
You watch with self-pride as your word of blasting hits Massive elephant.
You have a new solo kill option for top10!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Massive elephant!
You feel you have released vast amounts of destructive energy.
Massive elephant suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Massive elephant is DEAD, R.I.P.
hp:814(1103)[] sp:115(1178)[-84] ep:416(416)[] cash:5498[] exp:378679[+145930]
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You look for a suitable souvenir and after a while, you've think you've found
just the thing you want. After some time and some tedious work, you are now
the
proud new owner of tusk of the elephant.
Posted: 20 Feb 2018 16:50 [ permalink ]
It is called crown shield and identified as 'blue shield', 'shield', 'shield
with heraldry', 'shield with crown heraldry', 'efiilas shield', 'medium',
'full'
and 'target'.
It takes the following slots: held.
It will insignificantly improve your your protection from cutting.
It will moderately improve your ability at the skill bash.
It can change to any shield type on command.
Syntax: resize <this> into <shield weapon type>
Posted: 13 Jan 2018 23:56 [ permalink ]
********************** Round 2 **********************

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER White pawn causing heart tissue to
fly
everywhere.

A large cavity replaces White pawn's chest.

White pawn is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 01:05 [ permalink ]
Giant squirrel tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You thrust Giant squirrel causing the soul to get sucked out.
You get bad vibrations as Giant squirrel's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Giant squirrel is DEAD, R.I.P.
Tept digs a grave for the corpse.
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 21:56 [ permalink ]
Tept claps his hands and whispers 'yugzhrr paf'
Tept casts a harming spell on Orc boss.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over Tept!
    An awful crackling is heard as the life is drained out of Orc boss!!
Posted: 06 Sep 2017 00:18 [ permalink ]
+-------------------------------=( Eyoendr )=--------------------------------+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                     |
| Description:   a mithril bastard sword 'Eyoendr' with a nullium hilt       |
| Weapon type:   bastard sword                                               |
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Mithril                        70%                                         |
| Nullium                        30%                                         |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                        |
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       paltry                                                |
| Sword sharpness:     paltry                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     bad                                                   |
| Lethality factor:    bad                                                   |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       good                                                  |
| Sword sharpness:     incredible                                            |
| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                |
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Posted: 25 Aug 2017 21:02 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Your blow impacts with chaotic force...
Pointing skull flail at Entelodont, you unleash a writhing mass of chaos
magic into him, who shudders and collapses without a sound!  In the blink of
an
eye, you swing 8 MASSIVE blows into his bloody body.  skull flail burns
with fury as the light of life fades in Entelodont's eyes.  You can scarcely
stand as powerful healing magics heal your every wound.
You feel the chaos pulse inside you!
Posted: 21 Aug 2017 21:21 [ permalink ]
A firework explodes "Kalahar rules !!" in the sky.
Posted: 16 Aug 2017 20:46 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about stun.
Posted: 25 Jul 2017 23:07 [ permalink ]
identify shard
The following messages seem to vibrate from a shard of an old weapon:
It is called a shard of an old weapon and identified as 'weapon', 'piece',
'shard' and 'a shard of an old weapon'.
It takes the following slots: held.
When joined with chaos, the weapon sharpness will be at least incredible.
When joined with chaos, the weapon quality will be at least good.
It is suitable for sai, dirk, foil, horn, knife, sabre, poker, katana, shovel,
dagger, rapier, cutlass, claymore, no-dachi, scimitar, 2h sword, falchion,
flamberge, wakizashi, longsword, broadsword, short sword, main gauche or
bastard
sword.
Kalahar did the heroic deed to bring this piece of equipment before you and it
has been in the game for 1min and 35s. It is almost weightless and small.
Posted: 15 Jul 2017 04:54 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you DISMEMBER Muskox causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Posted: 13 Jul 2017 18:01 [ permalink ]
ery bad shape (10%).
You are using 'vampiric blow'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
The Wrath of Chaos strengthens your effort.
Screaming hellishly, you HACK and HACK at Green Belt Ninja from every angle. 
Glowing with energy, silvery bastard sword exults as it greedily sucks
into the core of Green Belt Ninja's lifeforce.  Your hands crackle with power
as
this energy renews your strength.
Posted: 11 Jul 2017 04:56 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

You realize that Wormtongue is running out of choices and deceitfully show
mercy
on it. You lower your silvery bastard sword as a sign of trust and offer your
hand to Wormtongue, who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly
raise your weapon to slash Wormtongue.
Posted: 29 Mar 2017 05:13 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Dryad inducing the heart to totally
freeze.
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 20:19 [ permalink ]
Convent of 'White Rose'.
An old large building covered with vines lies before your eyes. It has been
built here on small plain, high in the mountains, and is surrounded by long
steep cliffs. The walls have been crafted from grey stone blocks, obviously by
craftsmen of no little skill. But the structure is obviously also rather old,
as the stone has crumbled and become covered with vines over the years. As for
the purpose of the building, you deduce that it is obviously a place of
religion, a convent of some kind. And it does look quite enchanting. Before
you is also a large and sturdy oak door reinforced with mithril plates. A
small poster has been stapled beside the sturdy gate.
Obvious exits are: convent and w.
Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
Tikku arrives from west.
Your leadership skill saves Tikku from being ambushed!
********************** Round 1 **********************
That really HURT!
That really HURT!
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
Tikku is the new leader of the party.
Posted: 23 Nov 2016 00:34 [ permalink ]
Shasti tells you 'Miksa's head for just 297600 gold! It is a real bargain.'
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 01:01 [ permalink ]
hp:330(1476)[-88] sp:68(68)[] ep:336(578)[] cash:380[] exp:403239[]
Green Belt Ninja is near death (5%).
Green Belt Ninja is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You start concentrating on the skill.
Green Belt Ninja performs a quick kick to your stomach, almost making you lose
your breakfast.
You are about to DIE!
******************* Round 11 (10) *******************
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp:-58(1476)[-388] sp:68(68)[] ep:336(578)[] cash:380[] exp:403239[]
Posted: 18 Jun 2016 18:03 [ permalink ]
About luck...when you have it, you undervalue it...wear a dest set around
known disters/desters/immers. Or just say f* it, YOLO!
Posted: 18 Jun 2016 07:41 [ permalink ]
REDACTED tells you 'make sure your ship has the discs installed first'
REDACTED tells you 'ah, when you're close, do a ship scan'
REDACTED tells you 'it'll give the long name, the one I just sunk is xxx'
REDACTED tells you 'from there you do...'
REDACTED tells you ''pp' is a command-alias to 'pursue xxx'.'
REDACTED tells you ''rr' is a command-alias to 'combat ram xxx'.'
REDACTED tells you 'keep an eye on your ship condition, but when you sink
them, ship secure, gangway ship xxx'
Posted: 15 Jun 2016 03:28 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY SLAM Shilia with shield causing heart
tissue to fly everywhere.
Posted: 10 Jun 2016 03:26 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

You realize that Guard is running out of choices and deceitfully show mercy on
it. You lower your serpentyne as a sign of trust and offer your hand to Guard,
who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly raise your weapon to
slash Guard.
Posted: 08 Jun 2016 02:49 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

You realize that Showbiz the Troll Shaman is running out of choices and
deceitfully show mercy on it. You lower your serpentyne as a sign of trust and
offer your hand to Showbiz the Troll Shaman, who reaches for it. You hide your
smirk, and disgustingly raise your weapon to slash Showbiz the Troll Shaman.
Posted: 19 Apr 2016 02:29 [ permalink ]
Weapon damage improvement      56 %
Strike accuracy                22 %
Weapon quality improvement     22 %
Posted: 18 Apr 2016 19:40 [ permalink ]
I'm convinced true potential is unobtainable for me. Compares less than
Serpentyne. 55dam,15lth,15acc,15qua would be better than current, I think.
+-------------------------------=( Rendoye )=--------------------------------+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                     |
| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt           |
| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                    |
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Platinum                       75%                                         |
| Nullium                        25%                                         |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                        |
| Weapon quality improvement    : 21%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 40%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 19%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       nice                                                  |
| Sword sharpness:     excellent                                             |
| Accuracy factor:     good                                                  |
| Lethality factor:    average                                               |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                            |
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                            |
| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                |
| Lethality factor:    divine                                                |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Posted: 18 Apr 2016 15:17 [ permalink ]
9.3k reputation
Race leadership!
Posted: 23 Dec 2015 17:56 [ permalink ]
5.1k reputation
Posted: 18 Dec 2015 04:48 [ permalink ]
4k rep. Woo! Slowly but surely.
Posted: 18 Dec 2015 04:14 [ permalink ]
star crit
******************* Round 13 (12) *******************
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY SLAM Guard with shield causing heart
tissue
to fly everywhere.
Guard gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 11 Dec 2015 00:24 [ permalink ]
Barbarian
1.2k Rep from my 8 levels of barb however fucking many years ago that attempt
was.
Reincing Kharim/Barbarian until 675m totals, 100k rep or I get pissed about
not having enough rep.
Posted: 15 Sep 2015 04:36 [ permalink ]
Exp Bonus Pool I hardly knew thee...
Posted: 19 Jun 2015 00:51 [ permalink ]
That sexy Kitan sold me a 10 10 10 70 manuscript so ofc I used it:
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|
| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|
| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Platinum                       75%                                          
|
| Nullium                        25%                                          
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Weapon quality improvement    : 10%                                         
|
| Strike lethality              : 10%                                         
|
| Strike accuracy               : 10%                                         
|
| Weapon damage improvement     : 70%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       average                                                
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     average                                                
|
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 11 Jun 2015 04:58 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY SLAM Ghoul with shield causing heart
tissue to fly everywhere.
Ghoul staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Ghoul is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 09 Jun 2015 01:53 [ permalink ]
Quit the 80% 20% manuscript awhile back, and went to this 12 15 58 15
manuscript again
up to about 155k souls, might be pretty good around 250k souls

You compare serpentyne to rendoye.
Overall, a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is better than
Serpentyne the Sword of the Serpents.
A platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is heavier than Serpentyne
the Sword of the Serpents.


+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|
| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|
| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Platinum                       75%                                          
|
| Nullium                        25%                                          
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Strike lethality              : 12%                                         
|
| Weapon quality improvement    : 15%                                         
|
| Weapon damage improvement     : 58%                                         
|
| Strike accuracy               : 15%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       adequate                                               
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     average                                                
|
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 31 May 2015 08:55 [ permalink ]
The Wrath of Chaos strengthens your effort.

You use your Dragomir to create a perfect blinder and brutally slash Tiger
shark. Simple and efficient!
Posted: 08 May 2015 22:19 [ permalink ]
The Wrath of Chaos strengthens your effort.
You conceal your sword-hand from Crab and mutilate Crab's body with immense
strength. Crab shrieks as blood leaks out from the wound.
Posted: 08 May 2015 16:28 [ permalink ]
You use your Dragomir to create a perfect blinder and brutally slash Baboon.
Simple and efficient!
Posted: 16 Dec 2014 04:40 [ permalink ]
You are using 'feigned remorse'.

Your hand nearly fades out of view, making Amazon surprised as your serpentyne
meets its skin creating a nasty lesion.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You kneel down and beg mercy from Amazon who is convinced by your feigned
integrity. As Amazon approaches to help you up, you viciously pretend to offer
your hand, while you perforate its body with serpentyne. Amazon pukes out
blood and seems heartbroken and demoralized.
Posted: 14 Dec 2014 06:06 [ permalink ]
366110: huge, imposing looking orc male
Posted: 12 Dec 2014 08:43 [ permalink ]
Couple cool hits:

You are using 'feigned remorse'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You cross your hands and tilt your head down as a sign of defeat and submit a
request for mercy. Dryad druid is touched by the sincerity of your gesture and
offers peace that you accept with a nod. The soft silence on the battlefield
is broken by Dryad druid's sigh of relief that you take as a sign to attack.
Your rapid surprise attack throws Dryad druid out of balance and your
serpentyne slashes Dryad druid's torso perilously.
Dryad druid's flex shield wobbles.
Dryad druid's face twitches as she remembers the kiss of death.
Your blow lands with merciless cruelty.

You are prepared to do the skill.
Your blow impacts with chaotic force...
The Wrath of Chaos strengthens your effort.
Pointing Rendoye at Orc warrior, you unleash a writhing mass of chaos magic
into him, who shudders and collapses without a sound!  In the blink of an eye,
you swing 4 MASSIVE blows into his bloody body.  Rendoye burns with fury as
the light of life fades in Orc warrior's eyes.  You can scarcely stand as
powerful healing magics heal your every wound.
Orc warrior's face twitches as he remembers the kiss of death.
Your blow lands with merciless cruelty.
Posted: 12 Dec 2014 06:54 [ permalink ]
********************** Round 4 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Orc boss causing toxins to invade
heart
tissue.
You heavily push Orc boss with shield producing large scratches.
You smack Orc boss making small marks.
You miss Orc boss.
Orc boss is slightly hurt (70%).
You are using 'blood harvest'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You cut Orc boss's arm open with a powerful strike.
hp:1135(1205)[] sp:793(793)[] ep:361(413)[-7] cash:810[] exp:240956[]
********************** Round 5 **********************
You smack Orc boss making small marks.
Orc boss is slightly hurt (65%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Redacted [party]: niCE CRIT
********************** Round 6 **********************
You slash Orc boss inducing a nasty lesion.
You heavily push Orc boss with shield causing a small wound.
You smack Orc boss making small marks.
Orc boss is noticeably hurt (55%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You attack and immediately hit his stomach, throwing a crimson spray!
hp:1135(1205)[] sp:793(793)[] ep:352(413)[-9] cash:810[] exp:240956[]
********************** Round 7 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED Orc boss causing heart tissue to die
from
infection.
You miss Orc boss.
You smack Orc boss making small marks.
Orc boss is not in a good shape (45%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You follow with a third strike to the cheek, coating his face with blood!
Your third tentacle strikes Orc boss with small flame.
hp:1135(1205)[] sp:793(793)[] ep:342(413)[-10] cash:810[] exp:240956[]
********************** Round 8 **********************
You smack Orc boss making small marks.
You smack Orc boss making small marks.
hp:1092(1205)[-43] sp:793(793)[] ep:342(413)[] cash:810[] exp:240956[]
Orc boss is not in a good shape (40%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You FINALLY shove your weapon right through his chest!
Redacted [party]: AGAIN!
Posted: 11 Dec 2014 03:20 [ permalink ]
racial likes to star crit
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you uppercut Crab causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Posted: 05 Dec 2014 02:42 [ permalink ]
Another racial star crit:
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you jump-kick Kender illusionist causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
Posted: 25 Nov 2014 00:01 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you spin-kick Guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Starcrits best crits!
Posted: 06 Sep 2014 07:30 [ permalink ]
found an 80 20 manuscript!!!!
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|
| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|
| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Platinum                       75%                                          
|
| Nullium                        25%                                          
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Weapon damage improvement     : 80%                                         
|
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       adequate                                               
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     pathetic                                               
|
| Lethality factor:    pathetic                                               
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+

You compare serpentyne to rendoye.
Overall, a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is better than
Serpentyne the Sword of the Serpents.
A platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is heavier than Serpentyne
the Sword of the Serpents.
Posted: 27 Aug 2014 02:10 [ permalink ]
Old Manuscript:124k pitiful souls
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|
| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|
| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Platinum                       75%                                          
|
| Nullium                        25%                                          
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Strike lethality              : 18%                                         
|
| Weapon quality improvement    : 15%                                         
|
| Weapon damage improvement     : 53%                                         
|
| Strike accuracy               : 14%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       decent                                                 
|
| Sword sharpness:     great                                                  
|
| Accuracy factor:     average                                                
|
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
You compare rendoye to xormor.
Overall, a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt and frosty three
bladed halberd are equivalent.
A platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is heavier than frosty three
bladed halberd.

New Manuscript:124k pitiful souls
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+
| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|
| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|
| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Platinum                       75%                                          
|
| Nullium                        25%                                          
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Weapon quality improvement    : 15%                                         
|
| Strike lethality              : 12%                                         
|
| Strike accuracy               : 15%                                         
|
| Weapon damage improvement     : 58%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       decent                                                 
|
| Sword sharpness:     excellent                                              
|
| Accuracy factor:     average                                                
|
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
You compare rendoye to xormor.
Overall, a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is better than
frosty three bladed halberd.
A platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is heavier than frosty three
bladed halberd.
Posted: 26 Aug 2014 22:37 [ permalink ]
new manuscript for blade: 375k gold but it is 12% lethality, 58% damage, 15%
quality, 15% accuracy...v the old 53% damage, 18% lethality, 15% quality, 14%
accuracy blog view kalahar 59275
Posted: 13 Aug 2014 01:15 [ permalink ]
Delekaia, the bloodletter of Kharim [kharim]: I have chosen Kalahar as the
keyholder.
Probably never again...
Posted: 29 Jul 2014 02:56 [ permalink ]
Living quarters.
In the midst of this hellish place you find a room that looks well tended and
clean. It looks like a place where you can relax and think about the meaning
of life. A small fire burns in the corner of the room.
Obvious exit is: north.
A muscular lizard gladiator
You start concentrating on the skill.
Muscular lizard gladiator got mad at hostile actions.
********************** Round 1 **********************
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Muscular lizard gladiator causing
heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Muscular lizard gladiator stops existing in this reality.
Muscular lizard gladiator is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 21:27 [ permalink ]
Fumbled body is harsh. Had 97 cha, lost 2 levels and all exp on at the fumble
(600k). 
Posted: 12 Jun 2014 02:55 [ permalink ]
Last Rites Rocks!
You call upon the Dark Gods for help. Feeling that you could do some more
damage in the world they decide to heal you so you can continue with your evil
ways.
The Dark Gods decide to give you a bit more strength than usual.
hp:484(1121)[+401] sp:608(608)[] ep:372(403)[] cash:1680[] exp:16591[]
Posted: 07 Jun 2014 12:47 [ permalink ]
You are using 'vampiric blow'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
Screaming hellishly, you HACK and HACK at Demon of justice from every angle.
Glowing with energy, serpentyne exults as it greedily sucks into the core of
Demon of justice's lifeforce. Your hands crackle with power as this energy
renews your strength.
Posted: 07 Jun 2014 12:25 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 20 hours 40 minutes 29 seconds
Experience gained: 1506114
Experience lost: 165683
Experience spent: 1308408
Gold difference: +51797.00
New areas explored: 3
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 3857
  Hit: 3001 Missed: 651 Parried: 86 Dodged: 441 (Tumbled: 322)
  Crits: 109 Stuns: 44 Ripostes: 1078
Total received attacks: 7024
  Hit: 2321 Avoided: 2772 Parried: 1207 Dodged: 1069 (Tumbled: 345)
  Crits: 69 Stuns: 6 (Maneuvered: 3)
Posted: 07 Jun 2014 00:15 [ permalink ]
hp:874(919)[-10] sp:421(421)[] ep:130(551)[] cash:86[] exp:433327[]
Guardian is not in a good shape (50%).
You are using 'scythe swipe'.
You see a faint glint of recognition in the red eyes of the gorilla.
 The Guardian eats your HEAD!
You don't even have time to scream!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.
Posted: 23 May 2014 13:49 [ permalink ]
I had a wonderful story to share. This is only a shadow of that awesome story.
I told a friend I thought it was pathetic I did not break 175m as planned
yesterday.  Then I did anyway.  True story.
Posted: 19 May 2014 07:02 [ permalink ]
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+

| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|

| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|

| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|

| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|

+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+

| Nullium                        25%                                          
|

| Platinum                       75%                                          
|

+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+

| Strike lethality              : 18%                                         
|

| Weapon quality improvement    : 15%                                         
|

| Weapon damage improvement     : 53%                                         
|

| Strike accuracy               : 14%                                         
|

+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       average                                                
   
|

| Sword sharpness:     nice                                                 
|

| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|

+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|

| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|

| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 15 May 2014 04:45 [ permalink ]
(20:05) You tell Redacted 'sorry'
(20:06) Redacted tells you 'filthy botting thieves.'
(20:06) You tell Redacted 'yea, sure'
(20:06) You tell Redacted 'not guy on terrible client that scrolls really
fast'
Posted: 12 May 2014 02:41 [ permalink ]
You try to force the box with your shovel.
The shovel gives you extra leverage!
You force hard and manage to bust the box open!
This looks like an ordinary wooden box with a lid that can be opened and
closed.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks light weight.
Box contains:
Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
a pile of gold coins
You take a pile of gold coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly) from a
small wooden box (almost empty).
This ancient book is not very large in size.  Maybe a couple of hundred pages
at most.  It radiates a nice warm friendly feeling.  It wants to be read very
badly.
This item is in excellent condition.
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about choreography of mutilation.
Posted: 05 Apr 2014 08:34 [ permalink ]
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+

| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|

| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|

| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|

+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+

| Platinum                       75%                                          
|

| Nullium                        25%                                          
|

+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       mediocre                                               
|

| Sword sharpness:     good                                                   
|

| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|

+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|

| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|

| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 04 Apr 2014 06:36 [ permalink ]
You try to force the chest with your shovel.
The shovel gives you extra leverage!
You force hard and manage to bust the chest open!
The chest suddenly EXPLODES in a huge ball of fire!!
You are caught in the explosion!!
YUCH, Colibri's entrails spill all over the place.
Colibri is Dead, R.I.P.
You feel fully healed.
hp:1049(1049)[] sp:584(584)[] ep:399(410)[-7]
Posted: 29 Mar 2014 02:00 [ permalink ]
You take a small pile of silver coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
from a small wooden chest (almost empty).
This ancient book is not very large in size.  Maybe a couple of hundred pages
at most.  It radiates a nice warm friendly feeling.  It wants to be read very
badly.
This item is in good condition.
It looks very light weight.
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about riot.
Posted: 11 Jan 2014 22:06 [ permalink ]
Overall, a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is better than a
runed black highsteel two-handed sword.
A platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is heavier than a runed
black highsteel two-handed sword.
Posted: 11 Jan 2014 21:51 [ permalink ]
Dearest friend,
Remember that one time I dreamt a dream where you were being hunted by some
highbie because of something that you said? I dreamt a dream again. This dream
I dreamt involved us hunting each other because I reinc'd tiger. What a
nightmare!
Posted: 04 Jan 2014 05:55 [ permalink ]
There is a certain monster that I loathe and kill everyday. So happens this
fine day, TURBO! I was minding my own business, smacking this monster around
like I usually do, when I realised it was still at 90% and hitting me more
than usual. Then I do the sensible thing...I turn and run away. Several rooms
away I build a fire and begin to recover from this awful ordeal, when out of
the blue... SMACK SMACK SMACK, the monster's back. Out of panic I do the only
thing I could think would help, and cry for help! But, as my life dwindled
away slowly, the monster bled out and I prevailed. Moral of the story is, run
further away, or kill faster...or there is no moral!!!!
Posted: 28 Nov 2013 05:03 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fall in pain. Gods! THE PAIN!
You feel TRENCHED in chaotic magic and moan in rapture!
[04:59]:Kalahar [disciple]: FEAR ME, THE OCTOPUS!

Eh, Xunisiih reinced. Was fun while it lasted though.
Posted: 22 Nov 2013 02:42 [ permalink ]
You try to force the chest with your shovel.
The shovel gives you extra leverage!
You force hard and manage to bust the chest open!
A burst of foul gas emerges from the chest filling the room.
It hurts to breathe!
The gas makes you choke!!!
That really HURT!
hp:687(1046)[-343] sp:458(458)[] ep:229(410)[-18] cash:867[] exp:338547[]
This looks like an ordinary wooden chest with a lid and a keylock.
It has a keyhole in it.
This item is in great condition.
It looks a bit heavy.
Chest contains:
Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
This ancient book is not very large in size.  Maybe a couple of hundred pages
at most.  It radiates a nice warm friendly feeling.  It wants to be read very
badly.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks very light weight.
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about mastery of locating.
Posted: 11 Sep 2013 04:45 [ permalink ]
You compare sword to sword 2.

Overall, a runed black highsteel two-handed sword and a platinum no-dachi
'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt are equivalent.

A platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt is heavier than a runed
black
highsteel two-handed sword.
Posted: 11 Sep 2013 04:39 [ permalink ]
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+

| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|

| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|

| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|

| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|

+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+

| Nullium                        25%                                          
|

| Platinum                       75%                                          
|

+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+

| Strike lethality              : 18%                                         
|

| Weapon quality improvement    : 15%                                         
|

| Weapon damage improvement     : 53%                                         
|

| Strike accuracy               : 14%                                         
|

+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       low                                                    
|

| Sword sharpness:     decent                                                 
|

| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    slight                                                 
|

+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|

| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|

| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 20 May 2013 11:52 [ permalink ]
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+

| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|

| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|

| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|

| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|

+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+

| Nullium                        25%                                          
|

| Platinum                       75%                                          
|

+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+

| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                         
|

| Strike lethality              : 20%                                         
|

| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                         
|

| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                         
|

| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                         
|

+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       slight                                                 
|

| Sword sharpness:     slight                                                 
|

| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                 
|

+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|

| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|

| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 16 Nov 2012 10:19 [ permalink ]
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+

| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|

| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|

| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|

| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|

+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+

| Platinum                       75%                                          
|

| Nullium                        25%                                          
|

+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+

| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                         
|

| Strike lethality              : 20%                                         
|

| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                         
|

| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                         
|

| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                         
|

+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       weak                                                   
|

| Sword sharpness:     weak                                                   
|

| Accuracy factor:     paltry                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                 
|

+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|

| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|

| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
Posted: 22 Dec 2011 04:05 [ permalink ]
+--------------------------------=( Rendoye )=---------------------------------
+

| Owner:         Kalahar                                                      
|

| Description:   a platinum no-dachi 'Rendoye' with a nullium hilt            
|

| Weapon type:   no-dachi                                                     
|

| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                       
|

+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+

| Platinum                       75%                                          
|

| Nullium                        25%                                          
|

+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+

| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                         
|

| Strike lethality              : 20%                                         
|

| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                         
|

| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                         
|

| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                         
|

+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       pathetic                                               
|

| Sword sharpness:     pathetic                                               
|

| Accuracy factor:     pathetic                                               
|

| Lethality factor:    pathetic                                               
|

+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+

| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|

| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|

| Accuracy factor:     divine                                                 
|

| Lethality factor:    divine                                                 
|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+